| Chorus: (repeat 2x) | |
| We are all waiting | |
| For the main event | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it came to you in the middle of the night? | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it jumped up and bit you in the ass? | |
| Chorus (2x) | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it came to you in the middle of your back swing? | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it came speeding like a bullet from a gun? | |
| ~jam~ | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it came to you in the middle of the night? | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it jumped up and bit you in the ass? | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| When it came across town in a Ford Econoline? | |
| Would you recognize it | |
| If it came speeding like a bullet from a gun? |
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