八卦山
ba gua shan Lyrics
| Song | 八卦山 |
| Artist | 夹子太硬啦! |
| Album | 一切的一切都是哈啦！ |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 歌词、编剧：夹子小应 | |
| 音乐：DJTY、夹子小应 | |
| 音乐取样、音效、混音：DJTY | |
| 嘿！听你说，嘿！来听你说， | |
| 嘿！听你说，嘿！来听你说 | |
| 春天来到八卦山，微风吹送花儿开， | |
| 四处鸟瞰闻一下，透抽，透抽真正香 | |
| 来到庄严巨佛像，没事给祂拜一拜， | |
| 祈求四季保平安，回家路上不会塞 | |
| 灰面鹫，灰面鹫，真好玩，真好玩 | |
| 大家来，大家来，拍一张，拍一张， | |
| 合拍一张 | |
| (chorus) | |
| 卡吱卡吱卡吱卡吱，举V的学生 | |
| 卡吱卡吱卡吱卡吱，趴呆的眼神 | |
| 卡吱卡吱卡吱卡吱，许多观光客 | |
| 卡吱卡吱卡吱卡吱，八卦的嘴唇 | |
| 嘿！听你说，嘿！请快点说， | |
| 嘿！听你说，嘿！请快点说 | |
| 男: 嘿，我跟你说，前一阵子， | |
| 系上女助教遭洗劫，我知道内幕， | |
| 其实是女助教当国中家教的男同学， | |
| 还没有断奶，在上课时候， | |
| 强迫女助教喂奶，不成， | |
| 隔天挟怨报复， | |
| 偷光女助教的XBOX还有所有游戏软体， | |
| 女助教非常难过。 | |
| 男2:现在社会真乱，人也幼稚， | |
| 想要就一定要得到， | |
| 欸，然后呢？人有没有怎么样？ | |
| 我好想知道。 | |
| 女子:对啊，后续有什么发展？ | |
| 男:谁在说话？ | |
| 男:女助教只好去我家玩PSII，治疗内心的忧伤 | |
| 男2:不是啦．．．我是说男同学 | |
| 男:我怎么知道，不要聊人家八卦，八卦最不好了 | |
| 一级古迹孔子庙， | |
| 两座抗日大炮， | |
| 二级R片抢着要 | |
| (不好意思，请．．．问有．．．有没有卖那个？) | |
| 摊贩问问就知道 | |
| 楚门卡拉的欢笑， | |
| 花坛乌龙香土窑， | |
| 大元麻薯我也要 | |
| (嚼声)嚼一嚼，话就少，话就少，来拍照．．． | |
| 男:旁边站一个女子 | |
| 男2:刚才拍的时候没有啊？ | |
| 男，男2:吓．．． | |
| 注: 音乐当中之老式唱片刮声(vinyl)乃刻意制作之效果。 |
| ge ci bian ju: jia zi xiao ying | |
| yin yue: DJTY jia zi xiao ying | |
| yin yue qu yang yin xiao hun yin: DJTY | |
| hei! ting ni shuo, hei! lai ting ni shuo, | |
| hei! ting ni shuo, hei! lai ting ni shuo | |
| chun tian lai dao ba gua shan, wei feng chui song hua er kai, | |
| si chu niao kan wen yi xia, tou chou, tou chou zhen zheng xiang | |
| lai dao zhuang yan ju fo xiang, mei shi gei ta bai yi bai, | |
| qi qiu si ji bao ping an, hui jia lu shang bu hui sai | |
| hui mian jiu, hui mian jiu, zhen hao wan, zhen hao wan | |
| da jia lai, da jia lai, pai yi zhang, pai yi zhang, | |
| he pai yi zhang | |
| chorus | |
| ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi, ju V de xue sheng | |
| ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi, pa dai de yan shen | |
| ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi, xu duo guan guang ke | |
| ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi ka zhi, ba gua de zui chun | |
| hei! ting ni shuo, hei! qing kuai dian shuo, | |
| hei! ting ni shuo, hei! qing kuai dian shuo | |
| nan: hei, wo gen ni shuo, qian yi zhen zi, | |
| ji shang nv zhu jiao zao xi jie, wo zhi dao nei mu, | |
| qi shi shi nv zhu jiao dang guo zhong jia jiao de nan tong xue, | |
| hai mei you duan nai, zai shang ke shi hou, | |
| qiang po nv zhu jiao wei nai, bu cheng, | |
| ge tian xie yuan bao fu, | |
| tou guang nv zhu jiao de XBOX hai you suo you you xi ruan ti, | |
| nv zhu jiao fei chang nan guo. | |
| nan 2: xian zai she hui zhen luan, ren ye you zhi, | |
| xiang yao jiu yi ding yao de dao, | |
| ai, ran hou ne? ren you mei you zen me yang? | |
| wo hao xiang zhi dao. | |
| nv zi: dui a, hou xu you shen me fa zhan? | |
| nan: shui zai shuo hua? | |
| nan: nv zhu jiao zhi hao qu wo jia wan PSII, zhi liao nei xin de you shang | |
| nan 2: bu shi la wo shi shuo nan tong xue | |
| nan: wo zen me zhi dao, bu yao liao ren jia ba gua, ba gua zui bu hao le | |
| yi ji gu ji kong zi miao, | |
| liang zuo kang ri da pao, | |
| er ji R pian qiang zhe yao | |
| bu hao yi si, qing wen you you mei you mai na ge? | |
| tan fan wen wen jiu zhi dao | |
| chu men ka la de huan xiao, | |
| hua tan wu long xiang tu yao, | |
| da yuan ma shu wo ye yao | |
| jue sheng jue yi jue, hua jiu shao, hua jiu shao, lai pai zhao | |
| nan: pang bian zhan yi ge nv zi | |
| nan 2: gang cai pai de shi hou mei you a? | |
| nan, nan 2: xia | |
| zhu: yin yue dang zhong zhi lao shi chang pian gua sheng vinyl nai ke yi zhi zuo zhi xiao guo. |
| gē cí biān jù: jiā zi xiǎo yīng | |
| yīn yuè: DJTY jiā zi xiǎo yīng | |
| yīn yuè qǔ yàng yīn xiào hùn yīn: DJTY | |
| hēi! tīng nǐ shuō, hēi! lái tīng nǐ shuō, | |
| hēi! tīng nǐ shuō, hēi! lái tīng nǐ shuō | |
| chūn tiān lái dào bā guà shān, wēi fēng chuī sòng huā ér kāi, | |
| sì chù niǎo kàn wén yī xià, tòu chōu, tòu chōu zhēn zhèng xiāng | |
| lái dào zhuāng yán jù fó xiàng, méi shì gěi tā bài yī bài, | |
| qí qiú sì jì bǎo píng ān, huí jiā lù shàng bú huì sāi | |
| huī miàn jiù, huī miàn jiù, zhēn hǎo wán, zhēn hǎo wán | |
| dà jiā lái, dà jiā lái, pāi yī zhāng, pāi yī zhāng, | |
| hé pāi yī zhāng | |
| chorus | |
| kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī, jǔ V de xué shēng | |
| kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī, pā dāi de yǎn shén | |
| kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī, xǔ duō guān guāng kè | |
| kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī kǎ zhī, bā guà de zuǐ chún | |
| hēi! tīng nǐ shuō, hēi! qǐng kuài diǎn shuō, | |
| hēi! tīng nǐ shuō, hēi! qǐng kuài diǎn shuō | |
| nán: hēi, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, qián yī zhèn zi, | |
| jì shang nǚ zhù jiào zāo xǐ jié, wǒ zhī dào nèi mù, | |
| qí shí shì nǚ zhù jiào dāng guó zhōng jiā jiào de nán tóng xué, | |
| hái méi yǒu duàn nǎi, zài shàng kè shí hòu, | |
| qiǎng pò nǚ zhù jiào wèi nǎi, bù chéng, | |
| gé tiān xié yuàn bào fù, | |
| tōu guāng nǚ zhù jiào de XBOX hái yǒu suǒ yǒu yóu xì ruǎn tǐ, | |
| nǚ zhù jiào fēi cháng nán guò. | |
| nán 2: xiàn zài shè huì zhēn luàn, rén yě yòu zhì, | |
| xiǎng yào jiù yí dìng yào de dào, | |
| āi, rán hòu ne? rén yǒu méi yǒu zěn me yàng? | |
| wǒ hǎo xiǎng zhī dào. | |
| nǚ zǐ: duì a, hòu xù yǒu shén me fā zhǎn? | |
| nán: shuí zài shuō huà? | |
| nán: nǚ zhù jiào zhǐ hǎo qù wǒ jiā wán PSII, zhì liáo nèi xīn de yōu shāng | |
| nán 2: bú shì la wǒ shì shuō nán tóng xué | |
| nán: wǒ zěn me zhī dào, bú yào liáo rén jiā bā guà, bā guà zuì bù hǎo le | |
| yī jí gǔ jī kǒng zǐ miào, | |
| liǎng zuò kàng rì dà pào, | |
| èr jí R piàn qiǎng zhe yào | |
| bù hǎo yì sī, qǐng wèn yǒu yǒu méi yǒu mài nà gè? | |
| tān fàn wèn wèn jiù zhī dào | |
| chǔ mén kǎ lā de huān xiào, | |
| huā tán wū lóng xiāng tǔ yáo, | |
| dà yuán má shǔ wǒ yě yào | |
| jué shēng jué yī jué, huà jiù shǎo, huà jiù shǎo, lái pāi zhào | |
| nán: páng biān zhàn yí gè nǚ zǐ | |
| nán 2: gāng cái pāi de shí hòu méi yǒu a? | |
| nán, nán 2: xià | |
| zhù: yīn yuè dāng zhōng zhī lǎo shì chàng piān guā shēng vinyl nǎi kè yì zhì zuò zhī xiào guǒ. |
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