| We're on the road | |
| Off to another show. | |
| We got to go, | |
| I'll call you later bro. | |
| Every year, for about five months | |
| To be very clear, I go out and find funds | |
| To collect from the many | |
| That are particular about their pennies | |
| And wont spend a cent | |
| Unless there's perks and the bennys | |
| So I travel in a van that was down by the river | |
| Go out into the land understand I am the giver. | |
| Got my quiver full of raps and I'm ready to attack. | |
| Brought along some books in case I don't want to nap. | |
| We stay at Super 8s dine at Waffle after hours. | |
| I like 'em smothered, fingers covered in biscuit powder. | |
| Seldom shower. Scare them hoes right out of the lot. | |
| All I needs a nap and a bit little pot what you got? | |
| My roadies got a room; falls asleep to slasher flicks. | |
| He's likes Jason over Freddy if he ever had to pick. | |
| We rent a Dodge Caravan, got stow-and-go seating. | |
| The road might sound redundant but it does bear repeating. | |
| We're on the road | |
| Off to another show. | |
| We got to go, | |
| I'll call you later bro. | |
| I brought house music. | |
| I hate disc jocks. | |
| I like Cracker Barrel. | |
| I like their gift shop. | |
| I like their pork chops. | |
| I like their peg game. | |
| I like old people. | |
| They all got leg pain. | |
| I like rest stops. | |
| That's where dogs shit. | |
| I hide behind a tree | |
| And take a bong hit. | |
| I like Cool Ranch. | |
| But I'll take Nacho Cheese. | |
| Oh no it starts to rain, | |
| Pass me my poncho please. | |
| Time to mic check. | |
| Find the ladies room. | |
| It's always clean and empty. | |
| Time to drop a deuce. | |
| You never read the news. | |
| You grow apathetic. | |
| Mic check gives you a headache like when you play Kinetic. | |
| No ones heard of me wish I could mercury like T2 | |
| Kids say "I wish I could be you" suddenly I don't feel so see through. | |
| Feeling artsy and cold car seats cant steamed up waffle windows | |
| Did I say Kinetic? I meant Wii-U by Nintendo | |
| We're on the road | |
| Off to another show. | |
| We got to go, | |
| I'll call you later bro. | |
| Every year, for no foreseeable end | |
| To be very clear, I go out and find friends | |
| You're everywhere it makes one's mind bend. | |
| When I was young I was the one no one would defend. | |
| But now kids, they get in a line. | |
| I've been to far away locales and they still getting the lines. | |
| They're getting younger ever summer. | |
| I'm getting older than wine | |
| Now I'm advising and reminding them to open they minds. | |
| I get on stage, veins pop out of my face | |
| Sweat pours out my pores | |
| Like this war is a race. | |
| I say "put your hands up" | |
| No punk is out of place. | |
| And we do rap hands | |
| While i ... | |
| Meet and greet is super sweet. | |
| Lasts as long as the show. | |
| No cuts no ... | |
| Back of the line you must go | |
| I'm disarmin' and I'm charmin' and my sharpie is spent | |
| ....then we duck into the van and we jet | |
| We're on the road | |
| Off to another show. | |
| We got to go, | |
| I'll call you later bro. |
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