| I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit | |
| And your dog refused to look at it | |
| So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building | |
| It was no bigger than a nickel | |
| And if it don't improve | |
| Then I have to move | |
| I never thought that I would end up here | |
| Maybe I should just change my style | |
| But I feel alright when you smile | |
| I stayed at home on the Fourth of July | |
| And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky | |
| And I decided to have a Bed In | |
| But I forgot to invite anybody | |
| And when I fell asleep | |
| The neighbors had a peep | |
| I never thought that I would end up here | |
| Maybe I should just change my style | |
| But I feel alright when you smile |