| You played the part of the one | |
| Who was taken down by gods | |
| All I could think about was how a guy | |
| Like me could fight them off | |
| And when you finally | |
| Submitted to embarrassing capture | |
| Out of the corner of my eye | |
| I see my children in rapture | |
| One night | |
| I got up and told my father | |
| There were witches in my room | |
| He gave me a baseball bat and said"Here's what you do" | |
| When you have finally | |
| Submitted to embarrassing capture | |
| Take out that baseball bat | |
| And show those witches some pasture | |
| All you guys out there | |
| Trying to act like | |
| Al GreenAll you guys out there | |
| Trying to act like | |
| Al Green, you're all weak' | |
| Cause when you've finally | |
| Submitted to embarrassing capture | |
| All you guys out there | |
| Gonna wish you were | |
| Al Green |