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She hates my mama |
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She hates my daddy too |
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She loves to tell me |
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She hates the things i do |
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She loves to lie beside me |
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Almost every night |
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She's no lady she's my wife |
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The preacher asked her |
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And she said i do |
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The preacher asked me |
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And she said yes he does too |
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And the preacher said |
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I pronounce you 99 to life |
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Son she's no lady she's your wife |
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And i can't remember |
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How i met her |
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Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm |
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And i can't remember |
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How i ever |
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Thought that i just couldn't live without a woman's charm |
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And even though |
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She loves the smell of french perfume |
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And even though |
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She walks around in high-heel shoes |
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All i know |
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Is i'm the one who pays her price |
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Man she's no lady she's my wife |
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And i can't remember |
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How i met her |
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Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm |
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And i can't remember |
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How i ever |
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Thought that i just couldn't live without a woman's charm |
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Yea she hates my mama |
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She hates my daddy too |
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She loves to tell me |
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She hates the things i do |
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She loves to lie beside me |
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Almost every night |
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She's no lady she's my wife |
