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| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 黑撒 |
| [00:00.28] | 作词 : 黑撒 |
| [00:00.86] | 诶帅哥 你是几年级的呀 |
| [00:03.45] | 我是高二五班的小艺 |
| [00:05.07] | 我想约你和我去看周杰伦的演唱会 |
| [00:07.93] | 去不成 美女 |
| [00:09.34] | 我作业多得很 |
| [00:11.40] | 不是说现在给中小学生减压呢么 |
| [00:14.06] | 还会做不完作业呀 |
| [00:16.06] | 咦 减压 实际上还是添压 |
| [00:19.43] | 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手 |
| [00:21.90] | 如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚 |
| [00:24.64] | 如果感到幸福你就甩甩你的腿 |
| [00:27.52] | 如果感到幸福你就亲个嘴 Mu~Ma |
| [00:30.63] | 还记得Long long ago |
| [00:32.28] | 当我还是个幼稚儿童 |
| [00:33.35] | 我妈说 娃呀你将来一定给咱上个重点高中 |
| [00:36.18] | 我心说 以我一七零的智商 那算个啥 |
| [00:39.09] | 还不是学着耍着 轻松拿下 |
| [00:41.85] | 好日子总是有限的 上了重点就不是好混的 |
| [00:44.51] | 俗话说福无双至祸不单行 |
| [00:46.12] | 人背的时候吃啥药都不灵 |
| [00:47.78] | 从我有次语文考试发挥失常 得了个零 |
| [00:49.58] | 我是打球骨折 滑冰摔跤 彻底丧失了娱乐功能 |
| [00:52.74] | 曾经我爸我妈眼里的天才神童 |
| [00:55.51] | 要当二十一世界的牛顿爱因斯坦华罗庚 |
| [00:58.21] | 如今捧着成山的书本作业 畅游在题海之中 |
| [01:01.17] | 近视指数不断上涨 拥有了酒瓶盖的眼镜 |
| [01:03.99] | 锄禾日当午 汗滴禾下土 谁知盘中餐 粒粒皆辛苦 |
| [01:14.93] | 考大学 是我眼前唯一的幸福大街 |
| [01:17.78] | 没有文凭你的未来不是要饭就是卖血 |
| [01:20.74] | 我说条条大路通罗马 老师说你个瓜娃又不去罗马 |
| [01:25.24] | 造在这儿 喊叫啥 |
| [01:26.68] | 电脑游戏 放弃列 电视广播 放弃列 |
| [01:32.14] | 素描书法 放弃列 钢琴吉他 放弃列 |
| [01:37.77] | 如今我唯一的乐趣 就是放学后骑个自行车 |
| [01:41.97] | 跟踪一下班花 就是这个过程 还得思考一下课后第三大题 |
| [01:46.53] | 第四小题有没有三种解法 |
| [01:49.26] | 回家路上买上两个烤红苕 还得列个方程计算一下老板的利润率是多少 |
| [01:55.23] | 他是淨赚了我一块两毛七分钱 |
| [01:58.80] | 还是昧良心一把赚了一块三毛 |
| [02:00.11] | 白日依山尽 黄河入海流 欲穷千裡目 更上一层楼 |
| [02:11.34] | 幸福在哪里啊 幸福在哪里 幸福就在我们的作业本里 |
| [02:22.27] | 幸福在哪里啊 幸福在哪里 幸福就在我们的考试卷里 |
| [02:33.61] | 我的神经其实还是很粗的 像红军再苦再累也压不垮 |
| [02:38.89] | 你看隔壁班的李大傻 考试考个倒数第一直接就跳楼自杀 |
| [02:44.84] | 我躺在床上 睡不着 想着如果我又这么潇洒 |
| [02:50.56] | 那最难过的不是暗恋我的女娃 肯定是我妈 |
| [02:55.77] | 想起小时候看的动画片 机器猫黑猫警长 |
| [02:59.24] | 邋遢大王还有葫芦兄弟 羡慕起十年前的自己 |
| [03:03.82] | 无忧无虑得像个瓜皮 如果给我一个 时光倒流机器 |
| [03:09.24] | 我希望 我的年龄 永远停留在七 |
| [03:12.65] | 如果给我一个 时光倒流机器 我希望 我的年龄 |
| [03:16.36] | 永远停留在七 |
| [03:20.33] | 诶 在弄啥呢 |
| [03:22.22] | 诶呀 做作业呢么 |
| [03:24.24] | 咋现在还没做完呢 做到啥时候去了 |
| [03:26.60] | 诶作业多得很 做不完么 |
| [03:29.71] | 寒假加塞 暑假补课 周末开小灶 |
| [03:32.37] | 语文作业 数学作业 英语模拟考 |
| [03:35.29] | 念古诗 背单词 写定理 记公式 |
| [03:38.51] | 搞得我上知天文 下知地理 还是个假洋鬼子 |
| [03:40.96] | 每次老师上答疑课 点名让我对他提问 |
| [03:43.22] | 我都想说我不是鸭 别对我填鸭式教育 |
| [03:45.96] | 老师的天职是教书育人 就像花园里的园丁叔叔 |
| [03:48.81] | 可感觉你们咋像农场裡的养鸭专业户 |
| [03:51.63] | 体育锻炼的时间都被老师无情霸佔 |
| [03:54.35] | 生理卫生关键的章节录像也不准看 |
| [03:57.30] | 我们到底是杂来到这个世界上的 |
| [04:00.32] | 上辈子又欠了啥要这样受罪偿还 |
| [04:03.22] | 青春期的日子说短不短说长不长 |
| [04:05.70] | 我觉得我已经提前进入更年期的时光 |
| [04:08.41] | 我妈每天晚上都要给我喂四菜一汤 |
| [04:11.77] | 可我依然面如青菜 还咬牙写着锦绣文章 |
| [04:14.42] | 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手 |
| [04:16.65] | 如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚 |
| [04:19.43] | 如果感到幸福你娃你就甩甩你的腿 |
| [04:22.83] | 如果感到幸福你就亲个嘴 Mu~Ma |
| [04:25.28] | 如果感到幸福你就拍拍手 |
| [04:27.80] | 如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚 |
| [04:30.61] | 如果感到幸福你娃你就甩甩你的腿 |
| [04:33.69] | 如果感到幸福你就亲个嘴 Mu~Ma |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : hei sa |
| [00:00.28] | zuo ci : hei sa |
| [00:00.86] | ei shuai ge ni shi ji nian ji de ya |
| [00:03.45] | wo shi gao er wu ban de xiao yi |
| [00:05.07] | wo xiang yue ni he wo qu kan zhou jie lun de yan chang hui |
| [00:07.93] | qu bu cheng mei nv |
| [00:09.34] | wo zuo ye duo de hen |
| [00:11.40] | bu shi shuo xian zai gei zhong xiao xue sheng jian ya ne me |
| [00:14.06] | hai hui zuo bu wan zuo ye ya |
| [00:16.06] | yi jian ya shi ji shang hai shi tian ya |
| [00:19.43] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu pai pai shou |
| [00:21.90] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu duo duo jiao |
| [00:24.64] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu shuai shuai ni de tui |
| [00:27.52] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu qin ge zui Mu Ma |
| [00:30.63] | hai ji de Long long ago |
| [00:32.28] | dang wo hai shi ge you zhi er tong |
| [00:33.35] | wo ma shuo wa ya ni jiang lai yi ding gei zan shang ge zhong dian gao zhong |
| [00:36.18] | wo xin shuo yi wo yi qi ling de zhi shang na suan ge sha |
| [00:39.09] | hai bu shi xue zhe shua zhe qing song na xia |
| [00:41.85] | hao ri zi zong shi you xian de shang le zhong dian jiu bu shi hao hun de |
| [00:44.51] | su hua shuo fu wu shuang zhi huo bu dan xing |
| [00:46.12] | ren bei de shi hou chi sha yao dou bu ling |
| [00:47.78] | cong wo you ci yu wen kao shi fa hui shi chang de le ge ling |
| [00:49.58] | wo shi da qiu gu zhe hua bing shuai jiao che di sang shi le yu le gong neng |
| [00:52.74] | ceng jing wo ba wo ma yan li de tian cai shen tong |
| [00:55.51] | yao dang er shi yi shi jie de niu dun ai yin si tan hua luo geng |
| [00:58.21] | ru jin peng zhe cheng shan de shu ben zuo ye chang you zai ti hai zhi zhong |
| [01:01.17] | jin shi zhi shu bu duan shang zhang yong you le jiu ping gai de yan jing |
| [01:03.99] | chu he ri dang wu han di he xia tu shei zhi pan zhong can li li jie xin ku |
| [01:14.93] | kao da xue shi wo yan qian wei yi de xing fu da jie |
| [01:17.78] | mei you wen ping ni de wei lai bu shi yao fan jiu shi mai xue |
| [01:20.74] | wo shuo tiao tiao da lu tong luo ma lao shi shuo ni ge gua wa you bu qu luo ma |
| [01:25.24] | zao zai zhe er han jiao sha |
| [01:26.68] | dian nao you xi fang qi lie dian shi guang bo fang qi lie |
| [01:32.14] | su miao shu fa fang qi lie gang qin ji ta fang qi lie |
| [01:37.77] | ru jin wo wei yi de le qu jiu shi fang xue hou qi ge zi xing che |
| [01:41.97] | gen zong yi xia ban hua jiu shi zhe ge guo cheng hai de si kao yi xia ke hou di san da ti |
| [01:46.53] | di si xiao ti you mei you san zhong xie fa |
| [01:49.26] | hui jia lu shang mai shang liang ge kao hong shao hai de lie ge fang cheng ji suan yi xia lao ban de li run lv shi duo shao |
| [01:55.23] | ta shi jing zhuan le wo yi kuai liang mao qi fen qian |
| [01:58.80] | hai shi mei liang xin yi ba zhuan le yi kuai san mao |
| [02:00.11] | bai ri yi shan jin huang he ru hai liu yu qiong qian li mu geng shang yi ceng lou |
| [02:11.34] | xing fu zai na li a xing fu zai na li xing fu jiu zai wo men de zuo ye ben li |
| [02:22.27] | xing fu zai na li a xing fu zai na li xing fu jiu zai wo men de kao shi juan li |
| [02:33.61] | wo de shen jing qi shi hai shi hen cu de xiang hong jun zai ku zai lei ye ya bu kua |
| [02:38.89] | ni kan ge bi ban de li da sha kao shi kao ge dao shu di yi zhi jie jiu tiao lou zi sha |
| [02:44.84] | wo tang zai chuang shang shui bu zhao xiang zhe ru guo wo you zhe me xiao sa |
| [02:50.56] | na zui nan guo de bu shi an lian wo de nv wa ken ding shi wo ma |
| [02:55.77] | xiang qi xiao shi hou kan de dong hua pian ji qi mao hei mao jing chang |
| [02:59.24] | la ta dai wang hai you hu lu xiong di xian mu qi shi nian qian de zi ji |
| [03:03.82] | wu you wu lv de xiang ge gua pi ru guo gei wo yi ge shi guang dao liu ji qi |
| [03:09.24] | wo xi wang wo de nian ling yong yuan ting liu zai qi |
| [03:12.65] | ru guo gei wo yi ge shi guang dao liu ji qi wo xi wang wo de nian ling |
| [03:16.36] | yong yuan ting liu zai qi |
| [03:20.33] | ei zai nong sha ne |
| [03:22.22] | ei ya zuo zuo ye ne me |
| [03:24.24] | za xian zai hai mei zuo wan ne zuo dao sha shi hou qu le |
| [03:26.60] | ei zuo ye duo de hen zuo bu wan me |
| [03:29.71] | han jia jia sai shu jia bu ke zhou mo kai xiao zao |
| [03:32.37] | yu wen zuo ye shu xue zuo ye ying yu mo ni kao |
| [03:35.29] | nian gu shi bei dan ci xie ding li ji gong shi |
| [03:38.51] | gao de wo shang zhi tian wen xia zhi di li hai shi ge jia yang gui zi |
| [03:40.96] | mei ci lao shi shang da yi ke dian ming rang wo dui ta ti wen |
| [03:43.22] | wo dou xiang shuo wo bu shi ya bie dui wo tian ya shi jiao yu |
| [03:45.96] | lao shi de tian zhi shi jiao shu yu ren jiu xiang hua yuan li de yuan ding shu shu |
| [03:48.81] | ke gan jue ni men za xiang nong chang li de yang ya zhuan ye hu |
| [03:51.63] | ti yu duan lian de shi jian dou bei lao shi wu qing ba zhan |
| [03:54.35] | sheng li wei sheng guan jian de zhang jie lu xiang ye bu zhun kan |
| [03:57.30] | wo men dao di shi za lai dao zhe ge shi jie shang de |
| [04:00.32] | shang bei zi you qian le sha yao zhe yang shou zui chang huan |
| [04:03.22] | qing chun qi de ri zi shuo duan bu duan shuo zhang bu zhang |
| [04:05.70] | wo jue de wo yi jing ti qian jin ru geng nian qi de shi guang |
| [04:08.41] | wo ma mei tian wan shang dou yao gei wo wei si cai yi tang |
| [04:11.77] | ke wo yi ran mian ru qing cai hai yao ya xie zhe jin xiu wen zhang |
| [04:14.42] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu pai pai shou |
| [04:16.65] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu duo duo jiao |
| [04:19.43] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni wa ni jiu shuai shuai ni de tui |
| [04:22.83] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu qin ge zui Mu Ma |
| [04:25.28] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu pai pai shou |
| [04:27.80] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu duo duo jiao |
| [04:30.61] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni wa ni jiu shuai shuai ni de tui |
| [04:33.69] | ru guo gan dao xing fu ni jiu qin ge zui Mu Ma |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : hēi sā |
| [00:00.28] | zuò cí : hēi sā |
| [00:00.86] | éi shuài gē nǐ shì jǐ nián jí de ya |
| [00:03.45] | wǒ shì gāo èr wǔ bān de xiǎo yì |
| [00:05.07] | wǒ xiǎng yuē nǐ hé wǒ qù kàn zhōu jié lún de yǎn chàng huì |
| [00:07.93] | qù bù chéng měi nǚ |
| [00:09.34] | wǒ zuò yè duō de hěn |
| [00:11.40] | bú shì shuō xiàn zài gěi zhōng xiǎo xué shēng jiǎn yā ne me |
| [00:14.06] | hái huì zuò bù wán zuò yè ya |
| [00:16.06] | yí jiǎn yā shí jì shang hái shì tiān yā |
| [00:19.43] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù pāi pāi shǒu |
| [00:21.90] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù duò duò jiǎo |
| [00:24.64] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù shuǎi shuǎi nǐ de tuǐ |
| [00:27.52] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù qīn gè zuǐ Mu Ma |
| [00:30.63] | hái jì de Long long ago |
| [00:32.28] | dāng wǒ hái shì gè yòu zhì ér tóng |
| [00:33.35] | wǒ mā shuō wá ya nǐ jiāng lái yí dìng gěi zán shàng ge zhòng diǎn gāo zhōng |
| [00:36.18] | wǒ xīn shuō yǐ wǒ yī qī líng de zhì shāng nà suàn gè shà |
| [00:39.09] | hái bú shì xué zhe shuǎ zhe qīng sōng ná xià |
| [00:41.85] | hǎo rì zi zǒng shì yǒu xiàn de shàng le zhòng diǎn jiù bú shì hǎo hùn de |
| [00:44.51] | sú huà shuō fú wú shuāng zhì huò bù dān xíng |
| [00:46.12] | rén bèi de shí hòu chī shà yào dōu bù líng |
| [00:47.78] | cóng wǒ yǒu cì yǔ wén kǎo shì fā huī shī cháng dé le gè líng |
| [00:49.58] | wǒ shì dǎ qiú gǔ zhé huá bīng shuāi jiāo chè dǐ sàng shī le yú lè gōng néng |
| [00:52.74] | céng jīng wǒ bà wǒ mā yǎn lǐ de tiān cái shén tóng |
| [00:55.51] | yào dāng èr shí yī shì jiè de niú dùn ài yīn sī tǎn huà luó gēng |
| [00:58.21] | rú jīn pěng zhe chéng shān de shū běn zuò yè chàng yóu zài tí hǎi zhī zhōng |
| [01:01.17] | jìn shì zhǐ shù bù duàn shàng zhǎng yōng yǒu le jiǔ píng gài de yǎn jìng |
| [01:03.99] | chú hé rì dāng wǔ hàn dī hé xià tǔ shéi zhī pán zhōng cān lì lì jiē xīn kǔ |
| [01:14.93] | kǎo dà xué shì wǒ yǎn qián wéi yī de xìng fú dà jiē |
| [01:17.78] | méi yǒu wén píng nǐ de wèi lái bú shì yào fàn jiù shì mài xuè |
| [01:20.74] | wǒ shuō tiáo tiáo dà lù tōng luó mǎ lǎo shī shuō nǐ gè guā wá yòu bù qù luó mǎ |
| [01:25.24] | zào zài zhè ér hǎn jiào shà |
| [01:26.68] | diàn nǎo yóu xì fàng qì liè diàn shì guǎng bō fàng qì liè |
| [01:32.14] | sù miáo shū fǎ fàng qì liè gāng qín jí tā fàng qì liè |
| [01:37.77] | rú jīn wǒ wéi yī de lè qù jiù shì fàng xué hòu qí gè zì xíng chē |
| [01:41.97] | gēn zōng yī xià bān huā jiù shì zhè gè guò chéng hái dé sī kǎo yī xià kè hòu dì sān dà tí |
| [01:46.53] | dì sì xiǎo tí yǒu méi yǒu sān zhǒng xiè fǎ |
| [01:49.26] | huí jiā lù shàng mǎi shàng liǎng gè kǎo hóng sháo hái dé liè gè fāng chéng jì suàn yī xià lǎo bǎn de lì rùn lǜ shì duō shǎo |
| [01:55.23] | tā shì jìng zhuàn le wǒ yí kuài liǎng máo qī fēn qián |
| [01:58.80] | hái shì mèi liáng xīn yī bǎ zhuàn le yí kuài sān máo |
| [02:00.11] | bái rì yī shān jǐn huáng hé rù hǎi liú yù qióng qiān lǐ mù gèng shàng yī céng lóu |
| [02:11.34] | xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ a xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ xìng fú jiù zài wǒ men de zuò yè běn lǐ |
| [02:22.27] | xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ a xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ xìng fú jiù zài wǒ men de kǎo shì juàn lǐ |
| [02:33.61] | wǒ de shén jīng qí shí hái shì hěn cū de xiàng hóng jūn zài kǔ zài lèi yě yā bù kuǎ |
| [02:38.89] | nǐ kàn gé bì bān de lǐ dà shǎ kǎo shì kǎo gè dào shǔ dì yī zhí jiē jiù tiào lóu zì shā |
| [02:44.84] | wǒ tǎng zài chuáng shàng shuì bù zháo xiǎng zhe rú guǒ wǒ yòu zhè me xiāo sǎ |
| [02:50.56] | nà zuì nán guò de bú shì àn liàn wǒ de nǚ wá kěn dìng shì wǒ mā |
| [02:55.77] | xiǎng qǐ xiǎo shí hòu kàn de dòng huà piān jī qì māo hēi māo jǐng cháng |
| [02:59.24] | lā tà dài wáng hái yǒu hú lú xiōng dì xiàn mù qǐ shí nián qián de zì jǐ |
| [03:03.82] | wú yōu wú lǜ dé xiàng gè guā pí rú guǒ gěi wǒ yí gè shí guāng dào liú jī qì |
| [03:09.24] | wǒ xī wàng wǒ de nián líng yǒng yuǎn tíng liú zài qī |
| [03:12.65] | rú guǒ gěi wǒ yí gè shí guāng dào liú jī qì wǒ xī wàng wǒ de nián líng |
| [03:16.36] | yǒng yuǎn tíng liú zài qī |
| [03:20.33] | éi zài nòng shà ne |
| [03:22.22] | éi ya zuò zuò yè ne me |
| [03:24.24] | zǎ xiàn zài hái méi zuò wán ne zuò dào shà shí hòu qù le |
| [03:26.60] | éi zuò yè duō de hěn zuò bù wán me |
| [03:29.71] | hán jià jiā sāi shǔ jià bǔ kè zhōu mò kāi xiǎo zào |
| [03:32.37] | yǔ wén zuò yè shù xué zuò yè yīng yǔ mó nǐ kǎo |
| [03:35.29] | niàn gǔ shī bèi dān cí xiě dìng lǐ jì gōng shì |
| [03:38.51] | gǎo dé wǒ shàng zhī tiān wén xià zhī dì lǐ hái shì gè jiǎ yáng guǐ zi |
| [03:40.96] | měi cì lǎo shī shàng dá yí kè diǎn míng ràng wǒ duì tā tí wèn |
| [03:43.22] | wǒ dōu xiǎng shuō wǒ bú shì yā bié duì wǒ tián yā shì jiào yù |
| [03:45.96] | lǎo shī de tiān zhí shì jiāo shū yù rén jiù xiàng huā yuán lǐ de yuán dīng shū shū |
| [03:48.81] | kě gǎn jué nǐ men zǎ xiàng nóng chǎng lǐ de yǎng yā zhuān yè hù |
| [03:51.63] | tǐ yù duàn liàn de shí jiān dōu bèi lǎo shī wú qíng bà zhàn |
| [03:54.35] | shēng lǐ wèi shēng guān jiàn de zhāng jié lù xiàng yě bù zhǔn kàn |
| [03:57.30] | wǒ men dào dǐ shì zá lái dào zhè gè shì jiè shang de |
| [04:00.32] | shàng bèi zi yòu qiàn le shà yào zhè yàng shòu zuì cháng huán |
| [04:03.22] | qīng chūn qī de rì zi shuō duǎn bù duǎn shuō zhǎng bù zhǎng |
| [04:05.70] | wǒ jué de wǒ yǐ jīng tí qián jìn rù gēng nián qī de shí guāng |
| [04:08.41] | wǒ mā měi tiān wǎn shàng dōu yào gěi wǒ wèi sì cài yī tāng |
| [04:11.77] | kě wǒ yī rán miàn rú qīng cài hái yǎo yá xiě zhe jǐn xiù wén zhāng |
| [04:14.42] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù pāi pāi shǒu |
| [04:16.65] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù duò duò jiǎo |
| [04:19.43] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ wá nǐ jiù shuǎi shuǎi nǐ de tuǐ |
| [04:22.83] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù qīn gè zuǐ Mu Ma |
| [04:25.28] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù pāi pāi shǒu |
| [04:27.80] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù duò duò jiǎo |
| [04:30.61] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ wá nǐ jiù shuǎi shuǎi nǐ de tuǐ |
| [04:33.69] | rú guǒ gǎn dào xìng fú nǐ jiù qīn gè zuǐ Mu Ma |
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