| Song | 3 Quarts Drunk |
| Artist | Less Than Jake |
| Album | Pezcore |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| There's an old man at the very end | |
| Of the parking lot leaning on his car and | |
| Drinking beer and laughing out loud | |
| Before my head starts spinning around, | |
| As I try to find a place to take a stand | |
| But only wind up sitting anyplace I can | |
| With DIDJIT's song stuck in my head | |
| I kinda think I might of said | |
| Now I'm three quarts drunk and I'm out of time. |