| Welcome back | |
| Here we go again | |
| A beautiful girl and some dirty old men | |
| Before we continue the task at hand | |
| Let's go ahead and introduce the band | |
| From the land of volcanoes | |
| The lovely lucia | |
| Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear | |
| She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat | |
| I could tell you much more but let's leave it at that | |
| The lord of lard | |
| The mighty swine | |
| He loves manchego and a bottle of wine | |
| Also known as raymond watts | |
| He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots | |
| The one and only | |
| The great steve white | |
| His morals are loose but his shirts are tight | |
| Challenged by few | |
| Rivaled by none | |
| He's a low down dirty son of a gun | |
| This is the biscuit's crux | |
| Solid rock against the flux | |
| Ultra-heavy beat deluxe | |
| KMFDM forever sucks | |
| Here's your voice from the underground | |
| Get ready for another round | |
| Nothing new, it's the same old shit | |
| If it works this good why fuck with it | |
| Andy selway the master of skins | |
| Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins | |
| His hobbies include but aren't limited to | |
| Things you and I would rather not do | |
| And here we have jules | |
| The king of guitar | |
| He's only home when he's inside a bar | |
| Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos | |
| He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes | |
| I am kapt'n K | |
| The korruptor of youth | |
| My word is gospel of the honest truth | |
| I am the father of industrial rock | |
| And if you don't believe me | |
| You can suck my glock | |
| Jawohl |