| [00:09.88] | 你说你会变一条真鳄鱼 真笑话 |
| [00:18.10] | 你说你会变一条真鳄鱼 真笑话 |
| [00:24.26] | 什么怪魔术我都听过 没听过变鳄鱼这一套 |
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| [00:37.03] | 我敢说会变鳄鱼这一套并不假 |
| [00:45.52] | 我敢说会变鳄鱼这一套并不假 |
| [00:51.43] | 我变成一条巨莽鳄鱼 你就会服服帖帖地听从我 |
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| [01:04.50] | 你不要瞎说 会变大鳄鱼来吓我 |
| [01:12.95] | 你不要瞎说 会变大鳄鱼来吓我 |
| [01:19.11] | 照我看你痴呆醇厚 你就只能变成小太监 |
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| [01:32.07] | 说我像太监 请你给我健康检查 |
| [01:40.52] | 说我像太监 请你给我健康检查 |
| [01:46.84] | 我没你的脸皮 那么的厚 |
| [01:50.70] | 你别再吹牛 别来看 |
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| [01:59.82] | 我多喜欢你可爱 人哪儿呀你的要求 |
| [02:08.26] | 我多喜欢你可爱 人哪儿呀你的要求 |
| [02:14.31] | 我将变成一条真的鳄鱼 摇摇摆摆地逗你玩 |
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| [02:27.31] | 如果变不像 反而想要咬我可不要 |
| [02:35.70] | 如果变不像 反而想要咬我可不要 |
| [02:42.08] | 变要变像真的鳄鱼一样 变的四不像 反而让我笑 |
| [00:09.88] | ni shuo ni hui bian yi tiao zhen e yu zhen xiao hua |
| [00:18.10] | ni shuo ni hui bian yi tiao zhen e yu zhen xiao hua |
| [00:24.26] | shen me guai mo shu wo dou ting guo mei ting guo bian e yu zhe yi tao |
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| [00:37.03] | wo gan shuo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao bing bu jia |
| [00:45.52] | wo gan shuo hui bian e yu zhe yi tao bing bu jia |
| [00:51.43] | wo bian cheng yi tiao ju mang e yu ni jiu hui fu fu tie tie di ting cong wo |
| [01:01.93] | |
| [01:04.50] | ni bu yao xia shuo hui bian da e yu lai xia wo |
| [01:12.95] | ni bu yao xia shuo hui bian da e yu lai xia wo |
| [01:19.11] | zhao wo kan ni chi dai chun hou ni jiu zhi neng bian cheng xiao tai jian |
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| [01:32.07] | shuo wo xiang tai jian qing ni gei wo jian kang jian cha |
| [01:40.52] | shuo wo xiang tai jian qing ni gei wo jian kang jian cha |
| [01:46.84] | wo mei ni de lian pi na me de hou |
| [01:50.70] | ni bie zai chui niu bie lai kan |
| [01:57.23] | |
| [01:59.82] | wo duo xi huan ni ke ai ren na er ya ni de yao qiu |
| [02:08.26] | wo duo xi huan ni ke ai ren na er ya ni de yao qiu |
| [02:14.31] | wo jiang bian cheng yi tiao zhen de e yu yao yao bai bai di dou ni wan |
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| [02:27.31] | ru guo bian bu xiang fan er xiang yao yao wo ke bu yao |
| [02:35.70] | ru guo bian bu xiang fan er xiang yao yao wo ke bu yao |
| [02:42.08] | bian yao bian xiang zhen de e yu yi yang bian de si bu xiang fan er rang wo xiao |
| [00:09.88] | nǐ shuō nǐ huì biàn yī tiáo zhēn è yú zhēn xiào huà |
| [00:18.10] | nǐ shuō nǐ huì biàn yī tiáo zhēn è yú zhēn xiào huà |
| [00:24.26] | shén me guài mó shù wǒ dōu tīng guò méi tīng guò biàn è yú zhè yī tào |
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| [00:37.03] | wǒ gǎn shuō huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào bìng bù jiǎ |
| [00:45.52] | wǒ gǎn shuō huì biàn è yú zhè yī tào bìng bù jiǎ |
| [00:51.43] | wǒ biàn chéng yī tiáo jù mǎng è yú nǐ jiù huì fú fu tiē tiē dì tīng cóng wǒ |
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| [01:04.50] | nǐ bú yào xiā shuō huì biàn dà è yú lái xià wǒ |
| [01:12.95] | nǐ bú yào xiā shuō huì biàn dà è yú lái xià wǒ |
| [01:19.11] | zhào wǒ kàn nǐ chī dāi chún hòu nǐ jiù zhǐ néng biàn chéng xiǎo tài jiàn |
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| [01:32.07] | shuō wǒ xiàng tài jiàn qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ jiàn kāng jiǎn chá |
| [01:40.52] | shuō wǒ xiàng tài jiàn qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ jiàn kāng jiǎn chá |
| [01:46.84] | wǒ méi nǐ de liǎn pí nà me de hòu |
| [01:50.70] | nǐ bié zài chuī niú bié lái kàn |
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| [01:59.82] | wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ kě ài rén nǎ ér ya nǐ de yāo qiú |
| [02:08.26] | wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ kě ài rén nǎ ér ya nǐ de yāo qiú |
| [02:14.31] | wǒ jiāng biàn chéng yī tiáo zhēn de è yú yáo yáo bǎi bǎi dì dòu nǐ wán |
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| [02:27.31] | rú guǒ biàn bù xiàng fǎn ér xiǎng yào yǎo wǒ kě bú yào |
| [02:35.70] | rú guǒ biàn bù xiàng fǎn ér xiǎng yào yǎo wǒ kě bú yào |
| [02:42.08] | biàn yào biàn xiàng zhēn de è yú yí yàng biàn de sì bù xiàng fǎn ér ràng wǒ xiào |
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