Hillbilly Honeymoon Lyrics
| Song | Hillbilly Honeymoon |
| Artist | Cledus T. Judd |
| Album | Juddmental |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller | |
| 作曲 : Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller | |
| Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller/Cledus T. Judd, Foray/Caretaker Music (BMI)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC) | |
| Been together four years and have five kids | |
| So we did the right thing and finally got hitched | |
| We tracked down the preacher after altar call | |
| And proceeded to the VFW Hall | |
| When he said Cledus T. do you take (Debra Liz ???) | |
| I stuttered I do knowin' I done did | |
| The wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiers | |
| And the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer | |
| Now that's about as swanky as this town gets | |
| For they don't throw rice heck they threw GRITS | |
| No stretch limousine, just a full sized van | |
| But at least we was headed to the promised land | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No champagne caviar or Cordon Bleu… | |
| A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew | |
| And soda pop too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Spent all our money on pay per view | |
| Didn't need Playboy to get in the mood | |
| Just a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo II | |
| And III and IV | |
| I was up in the room | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Well after a while things simmered down | |
| So we got dressed up for a night on the town | |
| There ain't nothing too good for my sweetheart | |
| Took a romantic stroll through the Super Wal*Mart | |
| We got back wanting some fancy cuisine | |
| We bought out the whole dern vending machine | |
| MMM MMM good | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No dainty little plates of finger food | |
| Just M&M's Snickers and tomato juice | |
| And Cheez Wiz too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| I spent half our savings on the hardware aisle | |
| She spent the rest on the latest styles | |
| A thong underwear that drove me wild | |
| Back in the room | |
| I tried them on too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Well it's been three years got four more young'uns | |
| Ain't a lot of time for much kissin and a huggin | |
| No No No | |
| For the last eight weeks I slept on the couch | |
| Think it's about time we renewed our vows | |
| And took another hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No (???) egg nog just barbecue | |
| With a box of wine will be nice down too | |
| Won't need a corkscrew | |
| Yeah | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| We can raid little Tommy's piggy bank | |
| Scrape up a hundred dollars worth in change | |
| Just enough for a night at the bowling lanes | |
| And some new perfume | |
| Cheap hotel room | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon |
| zuo ci : Cledus T. Judd Bruce Burch Freddie Weller | |
| zuo qu : Cledus T. Judd Bruce Burch Freddie Weller | |
| Bruce Burch Freddie Weller Cledus T. Judd, Foray Caretaker Music BMI Young World Music, Inc. BMI Cledus Crap Anthems SESAC | |
| Been together four years and have five kids | |
| So we did the right thing and finally got hitched | |
| We tracked down the preacher after altar call | |
| And proceeded to the VFW Hall | |
| When he said Cledus T. do you take Debra Liz ??? | |
| I stuttered I do knowin' I done did | |
| The wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiers | |
| And the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer | |
| Now that' s about as swanky as this town gets | |
| For they don' t throw rice heck they threw GRITS | |
| No stretch limousine, just a full sized van | |
| But at least we was headed to the promised land | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No champagne caviar or Cordon Bleu | |
| A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew | |
| And soda pop too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Spent all our money on pay per view | |
| Didn' t need Playboy to get in the mood | |
| Just a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo II | |
| And III and IV | |
| I was up in the room | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Well after a while things simmered down | |
| So we got dressed up for a night on the town | |
| There ain' t nothing too good for my sweetheart | |
| Took a romantic stroll through the Super Wal Mart | |
| We got back wanting some fancy cuisine | |
| We bought out the whole dern vending machine | |
| MMM MMM good | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No dainty little plates of finger food | |
| Just M M' s Snickers and tomato juice | |
| And Cheez Wiz too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| I spent half our savings on the hardware aisle | |
| She spent the rest on the latest styles | |
| A thong underwear that drove me wild | |
| Back in the room | |
| I tried them on too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Well it' s been three years got four more young' uns | |
| Ain' t a lot of time for much kissin and a huggin | |
| No No No | |
| For the last eight weeks I slept on the couch | |
| Think it' s about time we renewed our vows | |
| And took another hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No ??? egg nog just barbecue | |
| With a box of wine will be nice down too | |
| Won' t need a corkscrew | |
| Yeah | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| We can raid little Tommy' s piggy bank | |
| Scrape up a hundred dollars worth in change | |
| Just enough for a night at the bowling lanes | |
| And some new perfume | |
| Cheap hotel room | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon |
| zuò cí : Cledus T. Judd Bruce Burch Freddie Weller | |
| zuò qǔ : Cledus T. Judd Bruce Burch Freddie Weller | |
| Bruce Burch Freddie Weller Cledus T. Judd, Foray Caretaker Music BMI Young World Music, Inc. BMI Cledus Crap Anthems SESAC | |
| Been together four years and have five kids | |
| So we did the right thing and finally got hitched | |
| We tracked down the preacher after altar call | |
| And proceeded to the VFW Hall | |
| When he said Cledus T. do you take Debra Liz ??? | |
| I stuttered I do knowin' I done did | |
| The wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiers | |
| And the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer | |
| Now that' s about as swanky as this town gets | |
| For they don' t throw rice heck they threw GRITS | |
| No stretch limousine, just a full sized van | |
| But at least we was headed to the promised land | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No champagne caviar or Cordon Bleu | |
| A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew | |
| And soda pop too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Spent all our money on pay per view | |
| Didn' t need Playboy to get in the mood | |
| Just a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo II | |
| And III and IV | |
| I was up in the room | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Well after a while things simmered down | |
| So we got dressed up for a night on the town | |
| There ain' t nothing too good for my sweetheart | |
| Took a romantic stroll through the Super Wal Mart | |
| We got back wanting some fancy cuisine | |
| We bought out the whole dern vending machine | |
| MMM MMM good | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No dainty little plates of finger food | |
| Just M M' s Snickers and tomato juice | |
| And Cheez Wiz too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| I spent half our savings on the hardware aisle | |
| She spent the rest on the latest styles | |
| A thong underwear that drove me wild | |
| Back in the room | |
| I tried them on too | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| Well it' s been three years got four more young' uns | |
| Ain' t a lot of time for much kissin and a huggin | |
| No No No | |
| For the last eight weeks I slept on the couch | |
| Think it' s about time we renewed our vows | |
| And took another hillbilly honeymoon | |
| No ??? egg nog just barbecue | |
| With a box of wine will be nice down too | |
| Won' t need a corkscrew | |
| Yeah | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon | |
| We can raid little Tommy' s piggy bank | |
| Scrape up a hundred dollars worth in change | |
| Just enough for a night at the bowling lanes | |
| And some new perfume | |
| Cheap hotel room | |
| On our hillbilly honeymoon |
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