Where The Grass Don't Grow Lyrics
| Song | Where The Grass Don't Grow |
| Artist | Cledus T. Judd |
| Album | Juddmental |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark | |
| 作曲 : Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark | |
| Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP) | |
| (Coughs) | |
| Ahhhh…uh | |
| Oh (coughs) | |
| AHHHCHOOOOOO | |
| Ah my head feels as big as a dad blang basketball | |
| It's a shame I'm a sight | |
| Red eyes itchy both day and night | |
| My head's all stuffed up tight again | |
| Oh no spring's back | |
| Another dang allergy attack | |
| I bought some Sudafed | |
| And took the whole dern pack | |
| And I still can't breathe and I cough and I hack | |
| I want to live where the grass don't grow | |
| I'm sick and tired of blowin my nose | |
| Never again will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| So much congestion in my chest | |
| Doctor's said that it might be best | |
| For me to move where the pollen count is low | |
| Where the grass don't grow | |
| I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that snifflin night time | |
| Sneezin achin stuffy head coughin | |
| Wake up on the top of your tour bus medicine for me | |
| (coughs) | |
| I sold my leaf blower | |
| My two horsepower push mower | |
| Won't see me outdoors this time of year | |
| (coughs) | |
| This ragweed is a getting rough | |
| My hay fever is getting tough | |
| I'm all out of Vicks Vapo Rub | |
| And there's dust everywhere | |
| And enough is enough | |
| I want to live where the grass don't grow | |
| A big high rise or a small condo | |
| If I never blow again it'll be too soon | |
| Won't ever touch another garden tool | |
| I'll sip Margueritas by the swimming pool | |
| There will be one less seed I'll have to sew | |
| Where the grass don't grow | |
| (Coughs and sneezes) | |
| :Oh my head | |
| Here we go | |
| I want to live where the grass don't grow | |
| It's killing me here where the mulch blowers blow | |
| I've tried everything I know to do | |
| Can't keep the sneezin cough suppressed | |
| Try to give my sinuses a rest | |
| I'm going to go where the pollen count is low | |
| Where the grass don't grow | |
| (Sneezes and coughs till end) |
| zuo ci : Cledus T. Judd Chris Clark | |
| zuo qu : Cledus T. Judd Chris Clark | |
| Parody of " Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw Jess Leary Craig Wiseman, Song Matters Inc. ASCAP Leary' s Tavern Music ASCAP Daddy Rabbit Music ASCAP Famous Music Corp ASCAP Almo Music Corp. ASCAP | |
| Coughs | |
| Ahhhh uh | |
| Oh coughs | |
| AHHHCHOOOOOO | |
| Ah my head feels as big as a dad blang basketball | |
| It' s a shame I' m a sight | |
| Red eyes itchy both day and night | |
| My head' s all stuffed up tight again | |
| Oh no spring' s back | |
| Another dang allergy attack | |
| I bought some Sudafed | |
| And took the whole dern pack | |
| And I still can' t breathe and I cough and I hack | |
| I want to live where the grass don' t grow | |
| I' m sick and tired of blowin my nose | |
| Never again will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| So much congestion in my chest | |
| Doctor' s said that it might be best | |
| For me to move where the pollen count is low | |
| Where the grass don' t grow | |
| I wonder if Tim McGraw' s got any of that snifflin night time | |
| Sneezin achin stuffy head coughin | |
| Wake up on the top of your tour bus medicine for me | |
| coughs | |
| I sold my leaf blower | |
| My two horsepower push mower | |
| Won' t see me outdoors this time of year | |
| coughs | |
| This ragweed is a getting rough | |
| My hay fever is getting tough | |
| I' m all out of Vicks Vapo Rub | |
| And there' s dust everywhere | |
| And enough is enough | |
| I want to live where the grass don' t grow | |
| A big high rise or a small condo | |
| If I never blow again it' ll be too soon | |
| Won' t ever touch another garden tool | |
| I' ll sip Margueritas by the swimming pool | |
| There will be one less seed I' ll have to sew | |
| Where the grass don' t grow | |
| Coughs and sneezes | |
| : Oh my head | |
| Here we go | |
| I want to live where the grass don' t grow | |
| It' s killing me here where the mulch blowers blow | |
| I' ve tried everything I know to do | |
| Can' t keep the sneezin cough suppressed | |
| Try to give my sinuses a rest | |
| I' m going to go where the pollen count is low | |
| Where the grass don' t grow | |
| Sneezes and coughs till end |
| zuò cí : Cledus T. Judd Chris Clark | |
| zuò qǔ : Cledus T. Judd Chris Clark | |
| Parody of " Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw Jess Leary Craig Wiseman, Song Matters Inc. ASCAP Leary' s Tavern Music ASCAP Daddy Rabbit Music ASCAP Famous Music Corp ASCAP Almo Music Corp. ASCAP | |
| Coughs | |
| Ahhhh uh | |
| Oh coughs | |
| AHHHCHOOOOOO | |
| Ah my head feels as big as a dad blang basketball | |
| It' s a shame I' m a sight | |
| Red eyes itchy both day and night | |
| My head' s all stuffed up tight again | |
| Oh no spring' s back | |
| Another dang allergy attack | |
| I bought some Sudafed | |
| And took the whole dern pack | |
| And I still can' t breathe and I cough and I hack | |
| I want to live where the grass don' t grow | |
| I' m sick and tired of blowin my nose | |
| Never again will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| So much congestion in my chest | |
| Doctor' s said that it might be best | |
| For me to move where the pollen count is low | |
| Where the grass don' t grow | |
| I wonder if Tim McGraw' s got any of that snifflin night time | |
| Sneezin achin stuffy head coughin | |
| Wake up on the top of your tour bus medicine for me | |
| coughs | |
| I sold my leaf blower | |
| My two horsepower push mower | |
| Won' t see me outdoors this time of year | |
| coughs | |
| This ragweed is a getting rough | |
| My hay fever is getting tough | |
| I' m all out of Vicks Vapo Rub | |
| And there' s dust everywhere | |
| And enough is enough | |
| I want to live where the grass don' t grow | |
| A big high rise or a small condo | |
| If I never blow again it' ll be too soon | |
| Won' t ever touch another garden tool | |
| I' ll sip Margueritas by the swimming pool | |
| There will be one less seed I' ll have to sew | |
| Where the grass don' t grow | |
| Coughs and sneezes | |
| : Oh my head | |
| Here we go | |
| I want to live where the grass don' t grow | |
| It' s killing me here where the mulch blowers blow | |
| I' ve tried everything I know to do | |
| Can' t keep the sneezin cough suppressed | |
| Try to give my sinuses a rest | |
| I' m going to go where the pollen count is low | |
| Where the grass don' t grow | |
| Sneezes and coughs till end |
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