Where's My Sex?

Where's My Sex? Lyrics

Song Where's My Sex?
Artist Weezer
Album Hurley
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[00:04.08] Mom made my sex
[00:06.59] She knitted it with her hands
[00:12.04] Sex-making is a family tradition
[00:19.70] Going back to the caveman days
[00:23.90] They were walking around in a haze
[00:27.71] Until they figured it out
[00:29.75] And they said 'gosh dang' this is great!'
[00:35.33] But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
[00:39.51] Walking round with no sex at all
[02:51.06][01:53.53][00:42.74] I said' Where's my sex?
[02:53.05][01:55.67][00:44.78] I thought it was here
[02:55.21][01:57.78][00:47.01] Under the bench
[02:56.83][01:59.37][00:48.66] But it isn't there
[02:59.10][02:01.69][00:50.84] I've got no idea where it disappeared to
[03:02.96][02:05.60][00:54.58] I'm running late' I can't be late
[03:06.74][02:09.63][00:58.65] I can't go out without my sex
[03:10.78][02:13.48][01:02.50] It's cold outside and my toes get wet
[03:14.82][02:17.30][01:06.41] And people will think that I'm an alien
[03:18.43][02:20.91][01:09.65] Just cruising in to make a friend
[01:15.13] Meg likes to hide it
[01:17.35] She said that it gives her a kick
[01:22.73] It may be under the rug
[01:25.29] Or stuck in a shoe closet
[01:30.57] Or tumbling round in the washing machine
[01:34.44] She's always trying to get me clean
[01:38.38] She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
[01:46.21] It's gonna be another hour or more
[01:50.34] Till I am ready to walk out the door
[02:32.05] People can you hear me talking
[02:35.50] I know you all are happy' rocking
[02:38.69] Could you lend me a dime' pretty please?
[02:41.97] Brother' sister' got time?
[02:43.87] I've got no sex on my feet
[02:46.35] Sex in my drawer
[02:47.99] Sex in my shoes
[02:49.48] Or sex on the floor
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