Everything Happens to Me Lyrics

[00:13.98]	Writer(s): dennis/adair
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[00:17.02]	I make a date for golf -
[00:20.00]	You can bet you life it rains.
[00:24.28]	I try to give a party -
[00:28.88]	And the guy upstairs complains.
[00:32.43]	I guess i'll go thru life;
[00:36.84]	Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[00:41.52]	Ev'rything happens to me.
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[00:49.00]	I never miss a thing -
[00:52.96]	I've had measles and the mumps.
[00:57.28]	And ev'ry time i play my ace -
[01:02.67]	My partner always trumps.
[01:05.22]	I guess i'm just a fool;
[01:09.70]	Who never looks before he jumps,
[01:13.96]	Ev'rything happens to me.
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[01:22.39]	At first my heart tho't;
[01:24.89]	You could break this jinx for me.
[01:29.24]	That love would turn the trick;
[01:32.48]	To end despair.
[01:37.55]	But now, i just can't fool;
[01:42.66]	This head that thinks for me.
[01:45.78]	I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
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[01:53.73]	I've telegraphed and called;
[01:57.63]	I sent "air mail special", too;
[02:02.43]	You answer was goodbye -
[02:05.76]	And there was even postage due.
[02:10.26]	I fell in love just once;
[02:14.39]	And then it had to be with you,
[02:18.34]	Ev'rything happens to me.
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