| Song | Stupid World |
| Artist | Dayglo Abortions |
| Album | Stupid World, Stupid Songs |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Lisa washed her hair on Monday | |
| Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday | |
| Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday | |
| Lisa washed her hair in Thursday | |
| Then her husband noticed that her shampoo | |
| Had upset her pH balance | |
| Her hair was all dried out and frizzy | |
| So he shot the bitch and moved to the city | |
| Her husband got a job at a roller rink | |
| He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink | |
| He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter | |
| Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger | |
| Oh what a stupid world |