| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 赵荒唐 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 赵荒唐 |
| [02:25.59][00:28.00] | 哦各位善良的同志， |
| [02:27.59][00:29.94] | 你们是否在快乐的生活？ |
| [02:30.02][00:32.25] | 为什么你们那微笑背后还藏着明晃晃的家伙？ |
| [02:34.55][00:36.75] | 是谁在真诚地演说？ |
| [02:36.92][00:39.06] | 铁嘴钢牙地咬着， |
| [02:39.24][00:41.44] | 呲牙咧嘴地哈哈笑着， |
| [02:41.42][00:43.75] | 象那尊宽容的佛陀。 |
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| [00:55.00] | 哦伟大理想的朋友， |
| [00:57.06] | 你们不必保持沉默， |
| [00:59.25] | 可你们保持了什么？ |
| [01:01.25] | 一贯坚持基本原则。 |
| [01:04.06] | 哦这还需要合作， |
| [01:06.38] | 哦这还需要长期的磨合。 |
| [01:08.50] | 大家都是优秀的演员， |
| [01:10.31] | 只是偶尔互换角色。 |
| [04:32.10][02:43.64][01:13.20] | |
| [04:32.36][02:43.84][01:13.25] | 就在我们不经意的时刻他偷吃了虔诚的贡果， |
| [04:36.86][02:48.21][01:17.62] | 就在你们贼喊捉贼的瞬间他却不动声色。 |
| [04:41.30][02:52.59][01:22.18] | 就在我们不经意的时刻他偷吃了虔诚的贡果， |
| [04:45.92][02:57.21][01:26.63] | 就在你们贼喊捉贼的瞬间他却溜走了！ |
| [01:30.84][03:01.43] | |
| [03:38.04][03:01.65][01:31.02] | 他以徒弟的名义继承了师傅的衣钵， |
| [03:42.48][03:06.08][01:35.56] | 他以儿子的身份延续了父亲的香火， |
| [03:46.92][03:10.58][01:39.88] | 他以公益的手段掠夺了哑巴的成果， |
| [03:51.48][03:15.15][01:44.75] | 他以君子的姿态满足了小人的快乐。 |
| [03:55.08][03:19.69][01:49.00] | |
| [03:19.89][01:49.14] | 别小瞧这些角色， |
| [03:21.95][01:51.27] | 做个小人真快乐。 |
| [03:24.26][01:53.64] | 别小瞧这些角色， |
| [03:26.64][01:55.77] | 做个小人真快乐。 |
| [03:28.95][01:58.20] | 别小瞧这些角色， |
| [03:31.20][02:00.45] | 做个小人真快乐。 |
| [03:33.76][02:02.77] | 别小瞧这些角色， |
| [03:35.18][02:04.89] | 做个小人真快乐。 |
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| [03:56.43] | 瞒天过海 暗度陈仓 无中生有 李代桃僵 |
| [04:05.36] | 借刀杀人 擒贼擒王 趁火打劫 顺手牵羊 |
| [04:14.48] | 半夜鸡叫 男盗女娼 人穷志短 狗急跳墙 |
| [04:23.48] | 英雄豪杰 两败俱伤 做个小人 吃嘛嘛香 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhao huang tang |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : zhao huang tang |
| [02:25.59][00:28.00] | o ge wei shan liang de tong zhi, |
| [02:27.59][00:29.94] | ni men shi fou zai kuai le de sheng huo? |
| [02:30.02][00:32.25] | wei shi me ni men na wei xiao bei hou hai cang zhe ming huang huang de jia huo? |
| [02:34.55][00:36.75] | shi shui zai zhen cheng di yan shuo? |
| [02:36.92][00:39.06] | tie zui gang ya di yao zhe, |
| [02:39.24][00:41.44] | zi ya lie zui di ha ha xiao zhe, |
| [02:41.42][00:43.75] | xiang na zun kuan rong de fo tuo. |
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| [00:55.00] | o wei da li xiang de peng you, |
| [00:57.06] | ni men bu bi bao chi chen mo, |
| [00:59.25] | ke ni men bao chi le shen me? |
| [01:01.25] | yi guan jian chi ji ben yuan ze. |
| [01:04.06] | o zhe hai xu yao he zuo, |
| [01:06.38] | o zhe hai xu yao chang qi de mo he. |
| [01:08.50] | da jia dou shi you xiu de yan yuan, |
| [01:10.31] | zhi shi ou er hu huan jue se. |
| [04:32.10][02:43.64][01:13.20] | |
| [04:32.36][02:43.84][01:13.25] | jiu zai wo men bu jing yi de shi ke ta tou chi le qian cheng de gong guo, |
| [04:36.86][02:48.21][01:17.62] | jiu zai ni men zei han zhuo zei de shun jian ta que bu dong sheng se. |
| [04:41.30][02:52.59][01:22.18] | jiu zai wo men bu jing yi de shi ke ta tou chi le qian cheng de gong guo, |
| [04:45.92][02:57.21][01:26.63] | jiu zai ni men zei han zhuo zei de shun jian ta que liu zou le! |
| [01:30.84][03:01.43] | |
| [03:38.04][03:01.65][01:31.02] | ta yi tu di de ming yi ji cheng le shi fu de yi bo, |
| [03:42.48][03:06.08][01:35.56] | ta yi er zi de shen fen yan xu le fu qin de xiang huo, |
| [03:46.92][03:10.58][01:39.88] | ta yi gong yi de shou duan lue duo le ya ba de cheng guo, |
| [03:51.48][03:15.15][01:44.75] | ta yi jun zi de zi tai man zu le xiao ren de kuai le. |
| [03:55.08][03:19.69][01:49.00] | |
| [03:19.89][01:49.14] | bie xiao qiao zhei xie jue se, |
| [03:21.95][01:51.27] | zuo ge xiao ren zhen kuai le. |
| [03:24.26][01:53.64] | bie xiao qiao zhei xie jue se, |
| [03:26.64][01:55.77] | zuo ge xiao ren zhen kuai le. |
| [03:28.95][01:58.20] | bie xiao qiao zhei xie jue se, |
| [03:31.20][02:00.45] | zuo ge xiao ren zhen kuai le. |
| [03:33.76][02:02.77] | bie xiao qiao zhei xie jue se, |
| [03:35.18][02:04.89] | zuo ge xiao ren zhen kuai le. |
| [03:37.93][02:07.34] | |
| [03:56.43] | man tian guo hai an du chen cang wu zhong sheng you li dai tao jiang |
| [04:05.36] | jie dao sha ren qin zei qin wang chen huo da jie shun shou qian yang |
| [04:14.48] | ban ye ji jiao nan dao nv chang ren qiong zhi duan gou ji tiao qiang |
| [04:23.48] | ying xiong hao jie liang bai ju shang zuo ge xiao ren chi ma ma xiang |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhào huāng táng |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : zhào huāng táng |
| [02:25.59][00:28.00] | ó gè wèi shàn liáng de tóng zhì, |
| [02:27.59][00:29.94] | nǐ men shì fǒu zài kuài lè de shēng huó? |
| [02:30.02][00:32.25] | wèi shí me nǐ men nà wēi xiào bèi hòu hái cáng zhe míng huàng huǎng de jiā huo? |
| [02:34.55][00:36.75] | shì shuí zài zhēn chéng dì yǎn shuō? |
| [02:36.92][00:39.06] | tiě zuǐ gāng yá dì yǎo zhe, |
| [02:39.24][00:41.44] | zī yá liě zuǐ dì hā hā xiào zhe, |
| [02:41.42][00:43.75] | xiàng nà zūn kuān róng de fó tuó. |
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| [00:55.00] | ó wěi dà lǐ xiǎng de péng yǒu, |
| [00:57.06] | nǐ men bù bì bǎo chí chén mò, |
| [00:59.25] | kě nǐ men bǎo chí le shén me? |
| [01:01.25] | yī guàn jiān chí jī běn yuán zé. |
| [01:04.06] | ó zhè hái xū yào hé zuò, |
| [01:06.38] | ó zhè hái xū yào cháng qī de mó hé. |
| [01:08.50] | dà jiā dōu shì yōu xiù de yǎn yuán, |
| [01:10.31] | zhǐ shì ǒu ěr hù huàn jué sè. |
| [04:32.10][02:43.64][01:13.20] | |
| [04:32.36][02:43.84][01:13.25] | jiù zài wǒ men bù jīng yì de shí kè tā tōu chī le qián chéng de gòng guǒ, |
| [04:36.86][02:48.21][01:17.62] | jiù zài nǐ men zéi hǎn zhuō zéi de shùn jiān tā què bù dòng shēng sè. |
| [04:41.30][02:52.59][01:22.18] | jiù zài wǒ men bù jīng yì de shí kè tā tōu chī le qián chéng de gòng guǒ, |
| [04:45.92][02:57.21][01:26.63] | jiù zài nǐ men zéi hǎn zhuō zéi de shùn jiān tā què liū zǒu le! |
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| [03:38.04][03:01.65][01:31.02] | tā yǐ tú dì de míng yì jì chéng le shī fū de yī bō, |
| [03:42.48][03:06.08][01:35.56] | tā yǐ ér zi de shēn fèn yán xù le fù qīn de xiāng huǒ, |
| [03:46.92][03:10.58][01:39.88] | tā yǐ gōng yì de shǒu duàn lüè duó le yǎ bā de chéng guǒ, |
| [03:51.48][03:15.15][01:44.75] | tā yǐ jūn zǐ de zī tài mǎn zú le xiǎo rén de kuài lè. |
| [03:55.08][03:19.69][01:49.00] | |
| [03:19.89][01:49.14] | bié xiǎo qiáo zhèi xiē jué sè, |
| [03:21.95][01:51.27] | zuò gè xiǎo rén zhēn kuài lè. |
| [03:24.26][01:53.64] | bié xiǎo qiáo zhèi xiē jué sè, |
| [03:26.64][01:55.77] | zuò gè xiǎo rén zhēn kuài lè. |
| [03:28.95][01:58.20] | bié xiǎo qiáo zhèi xiē jué sè, |
| [03:31.20][02:00.45] | zuò gè xiǎo rén zhēn kuài lè. |
| [03:33.76][02:02.77] | bié xiǎo qiáo zhèi xiē jué sè, |
| [03:35.18][02:04.89] | zuò gè xiǎo rén zhēn kuài lè. |
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| [03:56.43] | mán tiān guò hǎi àn dù chén cāng wú zhōng shēng yǒu lǐ dài táo jiāng |
| [04:05.36] | jiè dāo shā rén qín zéi qín wáng chèn huǒ dǎ jié shùn shǒu qiān yáng |
| [04:14.48] | bàn yè jī jiào nán dào nǚ chāng rén qióng zhì duǎn gǒu jí tiào qiáng |
| [04:23.48] | yīng xióng háo jié liǎng bài jù shāng zuò gè xiǎo rén chī ma ma xiāng |
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