Puppy Chow Lyrics
| Song | Puppy Chow |
| Artist | Common |
| Album | Can I Borrow A Dollar? |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Common Sense | |
| This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine | |
| Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy, I said it's play-time | |
| It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie | |
| I don't wanna be a freak, but it's the dog in me | |
| I don't pretend to be the open door roses type | |
| I open the door for myself, and I close it right | |
| in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what? | |
| You got your own food, get a attitude | |
| You get left, call the ref if you think it's foul | |
| I ain't tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile | |
| Cause after awhile, I'ma wanna get BUCKwild | |
| And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child | |
| I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin | |
| Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin | |
| Little Miss Muffett, that's how the ball bounces | |
| Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces | |
| That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler | |
| When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder | |
| But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem | |
| and when I can't bear em, I share em | |
| You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss | |
| I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH | |
| So cut the bush brat, and let's move it like a U-Haul | |
| Forget the grindin shit, I ain't tryin to get the blueball | |
| Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty | |
| I'm a dog -- HERE KITTY KITTY | |
| .. | |
| Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day | |
| Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way | |
| I'm Jack the Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper | |
| Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker | |
| So come one friend, come two friend, come all | |
| United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall | |
| in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very | |
| thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry | |
| Tom and Jerry (WHAT?) A Woody Woodpecker | |
| You need body work, I work that body, I'm a bodywrecker | |
| Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum | |
| I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb | |
| If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game | |
| then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame | |
| I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally | |
| Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately | |
| Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut | |
| and be that I'm a mutt -- so what? | |
| No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to | |
| It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin | |
| down the street, watchin ladies | |
| Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby | |
| I ain't tryin to be a stepfather so I don't bother | |
| Word to mommy dearest, I look farther | |
| Down the road, to a road not taken | |
| I'm tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care | |
| a new flower, so Joe can take a shower | |
| and get wet, and then jet | |
| like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven | |
| I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven | |
| Then I'm steppin, so when they call me, you'll hear | |
| "Is Common there?" Uh-uh, sorry | |
| you got the wrong number, if you wonder I'm the lumberjack | |
| Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back | |
| It's like that and it'll be like that | |
| Because a dog is a woman's best friend black |
| zuo ci : Common Sense | |
| This is a UA rhyme, dedicate to the canine | |
| Tchachtchk, c' mere boy, I said it' s playtime | |
| It' s time to play with the mind of a slimmie | |
| I don' t wanna be a freak, but it' s the dog in me | |
| I don' t pretend to be the open door roses type | |
| I open the door for myself, and I close it right | |
| in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what? | |
| You got your own food, get a attitude | |
| You get left, call the ref if you think it' s foul | |
| I ain' t tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile | |
| Cause after awhile, I' ma wanna get BUCKwild | |
| And now months laters, I' ma say it ain' t my child | |
| I' m sterile girl, we ain' t never did nothin | |
| Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin | |
| Little Miss Muffett, that' s how the ball bounces | |
| Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces | |
| That' s how I' m livin, just like a rottweiler | |
| When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder | |
| But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem | |
| and when I can' t bear em, I share em | |
| You see it' s like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss | |
| I ain' t a nerd, but WE' VE GOT BUSH | |
| So cut the bush brat, and let' s move it like a UHaul | |
| Forget the grindin shit, I ain' t tryin to get the blueball | |
| Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I' m speakin upon the nitty gritty | |
| I' m a dog HERE KITTY KITTY | |
| .. | |
| Zippidydoodah, a zippidyzippidyday | |
| Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way | |
| I' m Jack the Ripper, nanah not Jack Tripper | |
| Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker | |
| So come one friend, come two friend, come all | |
| United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall | |
| in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very | |
| thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry | |
| Tom and Jerry WHAT? A Woody Woodpecker | |
| You need body work, I work that body, I' m a bodywrecker | |
| Intersector, I' m the nectar plus the plum | |
| I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb | |
| If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game | |
| then it' s safe to say it' s that bet you can get a dame | |
| I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally | |
| Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately | |
| Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut | |
| and be that I' m a mutt so what? | |
| No but if' s or maybe baby, look who' s talkin to | |
| It' s true when I' m drunk I might bone anything that' s walkin | |
| down the street, watchin ladies | |
| Nobody' s watchin you, because you got a baby | |
| I ain' t tryin to be a stepfather so I don' t bother | |
| Word to mommy dearest, I look farther | |
| Down the road, to a road not taken | |
| I' m tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care | |
| a new flower, so Joe can take a shower | |
| and get wet, and then jet | |
| like ahhhh, sevenfortyseven | |
| I tell the girls my number 777ninetythreeeleven | |
| Then I' m steppin, so when they call me, you' ll hear | |
| " Is Common there?" Uhuh, sorry | |
| you got the wrong number, if you wonder I' m the lumberjack | |
| Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back | |
| It' s like that and it' ll be like that | |
| Because a dog is a woman' s best friend black |
| zuò cí : Common Sense | |
| This is a UA rhyme, dedicate to the canine | |
| Tchachtchk, c' mere boy, I said it' s playtime | |
| It' s time to play with the mind of a slimmie | |
| I don' t wanna be a freak, but it' s the dog in me | |
| I don' t pretend to be the open door roses type | |
| I open the door for myself, and I close it right | |
| in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what? | |
| You got your own food, get a attitude | |
| You get left, call the ref if you think it' s foul | |
| I ain' t tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile | |
| Cause after awhile, I' ma wanna get BUCKwild | |
| And now months laters, I' ma say it ain' t my child | |
| I' m sterile girl, we ain' t never did nothin | |
| Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin | |
| Little Miss Muffett, that' s how the ball bounces | |
| Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces | |
| That' s how I' m livin, just like a rottweiler | |
| When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder | |
| But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem | |
| and when I can' t bear em, I share em | |
| You see it' s like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss | |
| I ain' t a nerd, but WE' VE GOT BUSH | |
| So cut the bush brat, and let' s move it like a UHaul | |
| Forget the grindin shit, I ain' t tryin to get the blueball | |
| Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I' m speakin upon the nitty gritty | |
| I' m a dog HERE KITTY KITTY | |
| .. | |
| Zippidydoodah, a zippidyzippidyday | |
| Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way | |
| I' m Jack the Ripper, nanah not Jack Tripper | |
| Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker | |
| So come one friend, come two friend, come all | |
| United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall | |
| in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very | |
| thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry | |
| Tom and Jerry WHAT? A Woody Woodpecker | |
| You need body work, I work that body, I' m a bodywrecker | |
| Intersector, I' m the nectar plus the plum | |
| I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb | |
| If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game | |
| then it' s safe to say it' s that bet you can get a dame | |
| I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally | |
| Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately | |
| Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut | |
| and be that I' m a mutt so what? | |
| No but if' s or maybe baby, look who' s talkin to | |
| It' s true when I' m drunk I might bone anything that' s walkin | |
| down the street, watchin ladies | |
| Nobody' s watchin you, because you got a baby | |
| I ain' t tryin to be a stepfather so I don' t bother | |
| Word to mommy dearest, I look farther | |
| Down the road, to a road not taken | |
| I' m tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care | |
| a new flower, so Joe can take a shower | |
| and get wet, and then jet | |
| like ahhhh, sevenfortyseven | |
| I tell the girls my number 777ninetythreeeleven | |
| Then I' m steppin, so when they call me, you' ll hear | |
| " Is Common there?" Uhuh, sorry | |
| you got the wrong number, if you wonder I' m the lumberjack | |
| Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back | |
| It' s like that and it' ll be like that | |
| Because a dog is a woman' s best friend black |
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