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[ti:Whatever You Like] |
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[ar:Weird Al Yankovic] |
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Hey girl |
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You know,our economy's in the toilet |
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But I'm still gonna treat you right |
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I said you can have whatever you like |
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I said you can have whatever you like |
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Yeah |
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Tater tots,Cold Duck on ice |
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And we can clip coupons all night |
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And baby you can have whatever you like |
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I said you can have whatever you like |
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Yeah |
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Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please |
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Like Burger King or Mickey D's |
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And baby you can have whatever you like |
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I said you can even have the large fries |
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Yeah |
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Baby,you should know I am really quite a sweet guy |
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When I buy you bathroom tissue,I always get the 2-ply |
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Want it,you can get it,my dear |
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I got my Costco membership card right here,yeah |
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You like Top Ramen?Need Top Ramen? |
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Got a cupboard full of 'em,I'll keep 'em comin' |
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You want it,I got it,go get it,just heat it |
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Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it |
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Pork and beans and Minute Rice |
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And we can play cribbage all night |
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And baby you can have whatever you like |
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I said you can have whatever you like |
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Yeah |
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I can take you to the Laundromat downtown |
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And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round |
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Or baby we can go wherever you like |
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I said we can go wherever you like |
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Yeah |
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Hottest shorty I know,if you had some lipo |
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You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio |
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Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold |
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Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old |
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And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes |
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Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's |
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Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl |
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You ain't gotta pay me,that's the way that I roll |
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My chick can have what she want |
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At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want |
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I know girl,you ain't never had a man like that |
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Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that,yeah |
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You like my Hyundai?See my Hyundai? |
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I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday |
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But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash |
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Do you think you could chip in for gas? |
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Mac and cheese would be all right |
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But let's send out for pizza tonight |
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And you can order any toppings you like |
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I said you can even have the last slice |
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Yeah |
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Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do' |
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Now I can get free HBO |
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And baby you can watch whatever you like |
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I said you can watch whatever you like |
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Yeah |
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And you can always ride the city bus |
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Got a stack of tokens just for us |
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Yo,my wallet's fat and full of ones |
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Yeah,it's all about the Washingtons,that's right |
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You want White Castle?Need White Castle? |
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Long as you got me it won't be no hassle |
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You want it,well get it,just don't be a hater |
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If I grab a bunch of napkins for later |
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Thrift store jeans,on sale half price |
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The underwear at Goodwill is nice |
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And baby you can have whatever you like |
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I said you can have whatever you like |
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Yeah |
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Baby I can give you anything you please |
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Even share my government cheese |
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And baby you can have as much as you like |
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I said you can go have as much as you like |
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Yeah |
