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You're sort of famous |
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A minor celebrity |
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And so it only makes sense |
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The world would be |
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Obsessed with every |
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Single thing you do |
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They're running 'round |
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With their camcorders in the night |
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They lurk impatiently |
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In hope that they just might |
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See something real embarrassing |
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You doThe bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt |
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That's the story that |
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They're gonna feature |
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With exclusive pics |
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Of your flabby behind |
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You think you're all alone |
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But that's right when you'll find |
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A bunch of paparazzi |
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Popping out of nowhere |
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Cameras in your face |
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And then suddenly |
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You're on |
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TMZYou're on |
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TMZFollowing you |
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When you're walking down the street |
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And asking stupid questions |
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While you're trying to eat |
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So you cover your face |
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Thinking to yourself"Hey, isn't this creepy?" |
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And they're out there praying |
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You'll have a big meltdown |
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And take 'em on a little car chase |
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Through this whole town |
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They'll be there with you |
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When you're going to jail |
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First on the scene |
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For every wardrobe fail |
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You just picked up some transvestite |
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Seconds later |
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It's up on the website |
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Get a vegas wedding |
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A quickie divorce |
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And they'll be |
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Sneaking in |
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Snapping pictures, of course |
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And if they ever catch you |
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Picking your nose |
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Or stumbling down the street |
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On a drunken spree |
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You're on |
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TMZStalking you, just waiting by your front door |
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Trailing you through |
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Airport security |
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They're with |
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TMZThey're with |
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TMZ[We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOPIs that a baby bump?I pronounce her guilty, of leaving the house while FATLook who's drinking COFFEE,Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING] |
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Oh, let me tell you |
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It's getting to the point |
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Where a famous person can't |
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Even get a |
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D.U.IOr go on a racist rant |
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Those guys are all around |
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So you really shouldn't dare |
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Go to every club in town |
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If you've lost your underwear |
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Seems that every single time |
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A star decides to shave her head |
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Or ram their car into a tree |
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They're on |
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TMZIf they catch you peeing in the bushes |
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Later on, that night |
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Well, I guarantee |
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You're on |
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TMZYou're on |
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TMZYou're on |
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TMZEvery single celebrity |
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Knows they're gonna be |
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There on T |
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MZ |
