| Song | The Weird Al Show Theme |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Running with Scissors |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Yankovic | |
| Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named | |
| AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal | |
| But the sanitation workers really didn't approve | |
| So he packed up his accordion and had to move | |
| To a city in | |
| Ohio where he lived in a tree | |
| And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory | |
| And he played on the company bowling team | |
| And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream | |
| Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream | |
| But that's really not important to the story | |
| Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist | |
| With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm) | |
| But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number | |
| Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm | |
| And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave20 miles below the surface of the | |
| Earth (of the Earth) | |
| And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich | |
| For what it's worth | |
| Then one day | |
| Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan | |
| When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man | |
| He was caught in a bear trap and | |
| Al set him free | |
| And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be | |
| And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on | |
| TVSo he gave | |
| Al a contract and what do you know? | |
| Now he's got his own very | |
| Weird Al Show! |
| zuo ci : Yankovic | |
| Oh, this is a story ' bout a guy named | |
| AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal | |
| But the sanitation workers really didn' t approve | |
| So he packed up his accordion and had to move | |
| To a city in | |
| Ohio where he lived in a tree | |
| And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory | |
| And he played on the company bowling team | |
| And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream | |
| Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream | |
| But that' s really not important to the story | |
| Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist | |
| With a spatula tattoed on her arm on her arm | |
| But he didn' t keep in touch, then he lost her number | |
| Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm | |
| And he spent his life savings on a splitlevel cave20 miles below the surface of the | |
| Earth of the Earth | |
| And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich | |
| For what it' s worth | |
| Then one day | |
| Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan | |
| When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man | |
| He was caught in a bear trap and | |
| Al set him free | |
| And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be | |
| And it turns out he' s a bigshot producer on | |
| TVSo he gave | |
| Al a contract and what do you know? | |
| Now he' s got his own very | |
| Weird Al Show! |
| zuò cí : Yankovic | |
| Oh, this is a story ' bout a guy named | |
| AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal | |
| But the sanitation workers really didn' t approve | |
| So he packed up his accordion and had to move | |
| To a city in | |
| Ohio where he lived in a tree | |
| And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory | |
| And he played on the company bowling team | |
| And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream | |
| Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream | |
| But that' s really not important to the story | |
| Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist | |
| With a spatula tattoed on her arm on her arm | |
| But he didn' t keep in touch, then he lost her number | |
| Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm | |
| And he spent his life savings on a splitlevel cave20 miles below the surface of the | |
| Earth of the Earth | |
| And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich | |
| For what it' s worth | |
| Then one day | |
| Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan | |
| When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man | |
| He was caught in a bear trap and | |
| Al set him free | |
| And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be | |
| And it turns out he' s a bigshot producer on | |
| TVSo he gave | |
| Al a contract and what do you know? | |
| Now he' s got his own very | |
| Weird Al Show! |