| [00:00.41] | 垃圾分类系列歌—《这个男人算什么垃圾》 |
| [00:01.54] | 【一定不鸽广播剧社出品】 |
| [00:02.05] | 策划：沈慕【一定不鸽广播剧社】 |
| [00:02.98] | “我说你就不能做个家务吗？懒死你算了！” |
| [00:04.32] | 原曲：《歪歪》 |
| [00:06.91] | 词作：闻亦子鸢 |
| [00:07.48] | 后期：珀儿lumos |
| [00:08.51] | “行，对，你妈妈说得都对，我求求你你这辈子都跟你妈过别祸害别人行不行？” |
| [00:14.38] | 美工：啊笑 |
| [00:14.79] | 宣传：凛兮 |
| [00:15.30] | 歌姬：酒灼【小芙蓉工作室】 |
| [00:16.94] | “呸！死渣男！我祝你孤独终老！” |
| [00:19.64] | 念白1：阿酒【一定不鸽广播剧社】 |
| [00:20.10] | 念白2：易如【一定不鸽广播剧社】 |
| [00:20.55] | 念白3：阮糖【一定不鸽广播剧社】 |
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| [00:21.81] | “天啊！这男人到底算什么垃圾啊！” |
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| [00:29.53] | 漆黑的屋里有着 早熄灭的灯 |
| [00:32.89] | 凌乱的桌上摆着 杂志一层一层 |
| [00:36.59] | 沙发边 弥漫异味的饭菜残羹 |
| [00:39.04] | 卧室里 原来电脑前坐着个人 |
| [00:43.18] | 半夜时分 走廊上早已寂静得听得见针落地声 |
| [00:49.89] | 杂乱的屋里 却仍有敲击键盘声和屏幕的画面纷呈 |
| [00:55.30] | 想问问 |
| [00:56.58] | 男人 你到底算什么垃圾 |
| [00:59.85] | 屋里 再脏乱也不做清理 |
| [01:03.54] | 这种状况 你也别再抱怨 |
| [01:07.98] | 找不到 伴侣 |
| [01:10.21] | 男人 别借口说心怀大义 |
| [01:13.56] | 男人 垃圾分类还有意义 |
| [01:17.45] | 还是你 真的无药可医 |
| [01:24.14] | |
| [01:24.50] | 妈妈说东不往西 绝对的信任 |
| [01:27.62] | 依赖着妈妈生活 笑别人不懂感恩 |
| [01:30.94] | 你看我 希望你有主见而认真 |
| [01:33.54] | 你看你 除妈妈之外一概不论 |
| [01:38.08] | 仔细思考 谁又能一直正确地引导着你的人生 |
| [01:44.70] | 劳烦你动脑 别人所做所说的难道你都要装傻充愣 |
| [01:50.08] | 想问问 |
| [01:51.21] | 男人 你到底算什么垃圾 |
| [01:54.53] | 男人 别在妈妈怀里沉溺 |
| [01:58.26] | 生活之中 顺从妈妈安排 |
| [02:02.55] | 事事都 支持 |
| [02:05.01] | 男人 但没人是绝对真理 |
| [02:08.27] | 听好 别在妈妈身后逃避 |
| [02:12.10] | 拜托你 别以小孩自居 |
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| [02:18.51] | 回忆里站在楼下的你 |
| [02:21.60] | 歌声 悠扬飘荡传到我的心里 |
| [02:25.03] | 甜蜜 青春恋爱太过轻易 |
| [02:28.63] | 还以为 能像 小说描写里 |
| [02:35.11] | 幸福 安逸 白头 余生都有你 |
| [02:41.25] | 想问问 |
| [02:42.38] | 男人 你到底算什么垃圾 |
| [02:45.74] | 为何 还和别人甜言蜜语 |
| [02:49.73] | 撕开谎言 面纱之下只是 |
| [02:53.40] | 抛弃的 坚持 |
| [02:56.05] | 男人 不相信你身不由己 |
| [02:59.33] | 男人 辩解早已没有意义 |
| [03:03.26] | 希望你 遗忘过往经历 |
| [03:13.34] | |
| [03:08.44] | 烦恼着 隐忍着 包容着你的脾气 |
| [03:10.00] | 可终究 我也会 心累到不能自已 |
| [03:13.50] | 如果你 稍微能 尝试着讲讲道理 |
| [03:16.80] | 也不会 发展成 这样尴尬的关系 |
| [03:20.27] | 要知道 这年代 还要学分类垃圾 |
| [03:23.79] | 湿垃圾 干垃圾 可回收的好垃圾 |
| [03:27.21] | 依我看 不悔改 只能作垃圾处理 |
| [03:30.55] | 请回答 这男人 到底算什么垃圾 |
| [00:00.41] | la ji fen lei xi lie ge zhe ge nan ren suan shen me la ji |
| [00:01.54] | yi ding bu ge guang bo ju she chu pin |
| [00:02.05] | ce hua: shen mu yi ding bu ge guang bo ju she |
| [00:02.98] | " wo shuo ni jiu bu neng zuo ge jia wu ma? lan si ni suan le!" |
| [00:04.32] | yuan qu: wai wai |
| [00:06.91] | ci zuo: wen yi zi yuan |
| [00:07.48] | hou qi: po er lumos |
| [00:08.51] | " xing, dui, ni ma ma shuo de dou dui, wo qiu qiu ni ni zhe bei zi dou gen ni ma guo bie huo hai bie ren xing bu xing?" |
| [00:14.38] | mei gong: a xiao |
| [00:14.79] | xuan chuan: lin xi |
| [00:15.30] | ge ji: jiu zhuo xiao fu rong gong zuo shi |
| [00:16.94] | " pei! si zha nan! wo zhu ni gu du zhong lao!" |
| [00:19.64] | nian bai 1: a jiu yi ding bu ge guang bo ju she |
| [00:20.10] | nian bai 2: yi ru yi ding bu ge guang bo ju she |
| [00:20.55] | nian bai 3: ruan tang yi ding bu ge guang bo ju she |
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| [00:21.81] | " tian a! zhe nan ren dao di suan shen me la ji a!" |
| [00:25.30] | |
| [00:29.53] | qi hei de wu li you zhe zao xi mie de deng |
| [00:32.89] | ling luan de zhuo shang bai zhe za zhi yi ceng yi ceng |
| [00:36.59] | sha fa bian mi man yi wei de fan cai can geng |
| [00:39.04] | wo shi li yuan lai dian nao qian zuo zhe ge ren |
| [00:43.18] | ban ye shi fen zou lang shang zao yi ji jing de ting de jian zhen luo di sheng |
| [00:49.89] | za luan de wu li que reng you qiao ji jian pan sheng he ping mu de hua mian fen cheng |
| [00:55.30] | xiang wen wen |
| [00:56.58] | nan ren ni dao di suan shen me la ji |
| [00:59.85] | wu li zai zang luan ye bu zuo qing li |
| [01:03.54] | zhe zhong zhuang kuang ni ye bie zai bao yuan |
| [01:07.98] | zhao bu dao ban lv |
| [01:10.21] | nan ren bie jie kou shuo xin huai da yi |
| [01:13.56] | nan ren la ji fen lei hai you yi yi |
| [01:17.45] | hai shi ni zhen de wu yao ke yi |
| [01:24.14] | |
| [01:24.50] | ma ma shuo dong bu wang xi jue dui de xin ren |
| [01:27.62] | yi lai zhe ma ma sheng huo xiao bie ren bu dong gan en |
| [01:30.94] | ni kan wo xi wang ni you zhu jian er ren zhen |
| [01:33.54] | ni kan ni chu ma ma zhi wai yi gai bu lun |
| [01:38.08] | zi xi si kao shui you neng yi zhi zheng que di yin dao zhe ni de ren sheng |
| [01:44.70] | lao fan ni dong nao bie ren suo zuo suo shuo de nan dao ni dou yao zhuang sha chong leng |
| [01:50.08] | xiang wen wen |
| [01:51.21] | nan ren ni dao di suan shen me la ji |
| [01:54.53] | nan ren bie zai ma ma huai li chen ni |
| [01:58.26] | sheng huo zhi zhong shun cong ma ma an pai |
| [02:02.55] | shi shi dou zhi chi |
| [02:05.01] | nan ren dan mei ren shi jue dui zhen li |
| [02:08.27] | ting hao bie zai ma ma shen hou tao bi |
| [02:12.10] | bai tuo ni bie yi xiao hai zi ju |
| [02:16.68] | |
| [02:18.51] | hui yi li zhan zai lou xia de ni |
| [02:21.60] | ge sheng you yang piao dang chuan dao wo de xin li |
| [02:25.03] | tian mi qing chun lian ai tai guo qing yi |
| [02:28.63] | hai yi wei neng xiang xiao shuo miao xie li |
| [02:35.11] | xing fu an yi bai tou yu sheng dou you ni |
| [02:41.25] | xiang wen wen |
| [02:42.38] | nan ren ni dao di suan shen me la ji |
| [02:45.74] | wei he hai he bie ren tian yan mi yu |
| [02:49.73] | si kai huang yan mian sha zhi xia zhi shi |
| [02:53.40] | pao qi de jian chi |
| [02:56.05] | nan ren bu xiang xin ni shen bu you ji |
| [02:59.33] | nan ren bian jie zao yi mei you yi yi |
| [03:03.26] | xi wang ni yi wang guo wang jing li |
| [03:13.34] | |
| [03:08.44] | fan nao zhe yin ren zhe bao rong zhe ni de pi qi |
| [03:10.00] | ke zhong jiu wo ye hui xin lei dao bu neng zi yi |
| [03:13.50] | ru guo ni shao wei neng chang shi zhe jiang jiang dao li |
| [03:16.80] | ye bu hui fa zhan cheng zhe yang gan ga de guan xi |
| [03:20.27] | yao zhi dao zhe nian dai hai yao xue fen lei la ji |
| [03:23.79] | shi la ji gan la ji ke hui shou de hao la ji |
| [03:27.21] | yi wo kan bu hui gai zhi neng zuo la ji chu li |
| [03:30.55] | qing hui da zhe nan ren dao di suan shen me la ji |
| [00:00.41] | lā jī fēn lèi xì liè gē zhè gè nán rén suàn shén me lā jī |
| [00:01.54] | yí dìng bù gē guǎng bō jù shè chū pǐn |
| [00:02.05] | cè huà: shěn mù yí dìng bù gē guǎng bō jù shè |
| [00:02.98] | " wǒ shuō nǐ jiù bù néng zuò gè jiā wù ma? lǎn sǐ nǐ suàn le!" |
| [00:04.32] | yuán qǔ: wāi wāi |
| [00:06.91] | cí zuò: wén yì zi yuān |
| [00:07.48] | hòu qī: pò ér lumos |
| [00:08.51] | " xíng, duì, nǐ mā mā shuō de dōu duì, wǒ qiú qiú nǐ nǐ zhè bèi zǐ dōu gēn nǐ mā guò bié huò hài bié rén xíng bù xíng?" |
| [00:14.38] | měi gōng: a xiào |
| [00:14.79] | xuān chuán: lǐn xī |
| [00:15.30] | gē jī: jiǔ zhuó xiǎo fú róng gōng zuò shì |
| [00:16.94] | " pēi! sǐ zhā nán! wǒ zhù nǐ gū dú zhōng lǎo!" |
| [00:19.64] | niàn bái 1: ā jiǔ yí dìng bù gē guǎng bō jù shè |
| [00:20.10] | niàn bái 2: yì rú yí dìng bù gē guǎng bō jù shè |
| [00:20.55] | niàn bái 3: ruǎn táng yí dìng bù gē guǎng bō jù shè |
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| [00:21.81] | " tiān a! zhè nán rén dào dǐ suàn shén me lā jī a!" |
| [00:25.30] | |
| [00:29.53] | qī hēi de wū lǐ yǒu zhe zǎo xī miè de dēng |
| [00:32.89] | líng luàn de zhuō shàng bǎi zhe zá zhì yī céng yī céng |
| [00:36.59] | shā fā biān mí màn yì wèi de fàn cài cán gēng |
| [00:39.04] | wò shì lǐ yuán lái diàn nǎo qián zuò zhe gè rén |
| [00:43.18] | bàn yè shí fēn zǒu láng shàng zǎo yǐ jì jìng dé tīng dé jiàn zhēn luò dì shēng |
| [00:49.89] | zá luàn de wū lǐ què réng yǒu qiāo jī jiàn pán shēng hé píng mù de huà miàn fēn chéng |
| [00:55.30] | xiǎng wèn wèn |
| [00:56.58] | nán rén nǐ dào dǐ suàn shén me lā jī |
| [00:59.85] | wū lǐ zài zāng luàn yě bù zuò qīng lǐ |
| [01:03.54] | zhè zhǒng zhuàng kuàng nǐ yě bié zài bào yuàn |
| [01:07.98] | zhǎo bu dào bàn lǚ |
| [01:10.21] | nán rén bié jiè kǒu shuō xīn huái dà yì |
| [01:13.56] | nán rén lā jī fēn lèi hái yǒu yì yì |
| [01:17.45] | hái shì nǐ zhēn de wú yào kě yī |
| [01:24.14] | |
| [01:24.50] | mā mā shuō dōng bù wǎng xī jué duì de xìn rèn |
| [01:27.62] | yī lài zhe mā mā shēng huó xiào bié rén bù dǒng gǎn ēn |
| [01:30.94] | nǐ kàn wǒ xī wàng nǐ yǒu zhǔ jiàn ér rèn zhēn |
| [01:33.54] | nǐ kàn nǐ chú mā mā zhī wài yī gài bù lùn |
| [01:38.08] | zǐ xì sī kǎo shuí yòu néng yī zhí zhèng què dì yǐn dǎo zhe nǐ de rén shēng |
| [01:44.70] | láo fán nǐ dòng nǎo bié rén suǒ zuò suǒ shuō de nán dào nǐ dōu yào zhuāng shǎ chōng lèng |
| [01:50.08] | xiǎng wèn wèn |
| [01:51.21] | nán rén nǐ dào dǐ suàn shén me lā jī |
| [01:54.53] | nán rén bié zài mā mā huái lǐ chén nì |
| [01:58.26] | shēng huó zhī zhōng shùn cóng mā mā ān pái |
| [02:02.55] | shì shì dōu zhī chí |
| [02:05.01] | nán rén dàn méi rén shì jué duì zhēn lǐ |
| [02:08.27] | tīng hǎo bié zài mā mā shēn hòu táo bì |
| [02:12.10] | bài tuō nǐ bié yǐ xiǎo hái zì jū |
| [02:16.68] | |
| [02:18.51] | huí yì lǐ zhàn zài lóu xià de nǐ |
| [02:21.60] | gē shēng yōu yáng piāo dàng chuán dào wǒ de xīn lǐ |
| [02:25.03] | tián mì qīng chūn liàn ài tài guò qīng yì |
| [02:28.63] | hái yǐ wéi néng xiàng xiǎo shuō miáo xiě lǐ |
| [02:35.11] | xìng fú ān yì bái tóu yú shēng dōu yǒu nǐ |
| [02:41.25] | xiǎng wèn wèn |
| [02:42.38] | nán rén nǐ dào dǐ suàn shén me lā jī |
| [02:45.74] | wèi hé hái hé bié rén tián yán mì yǔ |
| [02:49.73] | sī kāi huǎng yán miàn shā zhī xià zhǐ shì |
| [02:53.40] | pāo qì de jiān chí |
| [02:56.05] | nán rén bù xiāng xìn nǐ shēn bù yóu jǐ |
| [02:59.33] | nán rén biàn jiě zǎo yǐ méi yǒu yì yì |
| [03:03.26] | xī wàng nǐ yí wàng guò wǎng jīng lì |
| [03:13.34] | |
| [03:08.44] | fán nǎo zhe yǐn rěn zhe bāo róng zhe nǐ de pí qì |
| [03:10.00] | kě zhōng jiū wǒ yě huì xīn lèi dào bù néng zì yǐ |
| [03:13.50] | rú guǒ nǐ shāo wēi néng cháng shì zhe jiǎng jiǎng dào lǐ |
| [03:16.80] | yě bú huì fā zhǎn chéng zhè yàng gān gà de guān xì |
| [03:20.27] | yào zhī dào zhè nián dài hái yào xué fēn lèi lā jī |
| [03:23.79] | shī lā jī gàn lā jī kě huí shōu de hǎo lā jī |
| [03:27.21] | yī wǒ kàn bù huǐ gǎi zhǐ néng zuò lā jī chǔ lǐ |
| [03:30.55] | qǐng huí dá zhè nán rén dào dǐ suàn shén me lā jī |
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