| You don't have to take the bar exam to see | |
| What you did is Ignoramous 103 | |
| Where have I got to hang my hat | |
| You don't have line to me | |
| All this seems to be a plan | |
| I was there to tell you | |
| Extortion and arson, petty larceny | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you hung up my line | |
| Star 69 | |
| I know all about the warehouse fire | |
| I know squirrelies didn't chew the wire | |
| Three people have my number | |
| The other two were with me | |
| I don't like to tell-tell | |
| But I'm not your patsy | |
| This time you have gone too far with me | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you hung up my line | |
| Star 69 | |
| Why'd you put your quarter down on me? | |
| This reads like some dork inside edition Hard Copy | |
| I can't be your character witness, I can't be your alibi | |
| Doorbell rings it's the FBI, we learned Spy vs. Spy | |
| You, my friend, are guilty as can be | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you hung up my line | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I know you called | |
| I can't be your alibi | |
| Star 69 |