| Jughead don't know what he's missin' | |
| That redhead don't know what he's got | |
| Betty should pick her friends a bit better | |
| Ronnie knows what she's doing | |
| What's hot is hot | |
| Yeah, what's not is not | |
| Veronica | |
| See what she's got on | |
| What you're doin's wrong | |
| Or maybe it's too right | |
| She dry strokes me with her wardrobe | |
| Her tan shape just makes me sick | |
| Her profile just takes away my weak legs | |
| Aw, she's so smart | |
| She's a pistol | |
| Veronica | |
| See what she's got on | |
| What you're doin's wrong | |
| Or maybe it's too right | |
| She don't know me | |
| She don't care to see me | |
| Page after page I'm turnin' | |
| Time after time I'm burnin' | |
| Howdy Miss Lodge, you little cock tease, clothes horse, poor little rich girl | |
| Why don't you come over here, so I can raise your little skirt up, over your narrow hips, | |
| Oh, and spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass. | |
| Your little blonde friend can join right in. | |
| Can you imagine | |
| What she smells like? | |
| Can you imagine, hey, | |
| How her skin feels? | |
| So well oiled | |
| Such a bitch, so ready | |
| My god, how my mind reels | |
| Oh, how my mind reels | |
| Veronica | |
| Hey, I'd like to make you blush | |
| Bet your carpets plush | |
| I've probably said too much | |
| You don't know me | |
| You don't care to see me | |
| Page after page I'm turnin' | |
| Time after time I'm burnin' |