| Drunk at Cannon Falls. | |
| I never made the call | |
| I had your number | |
| It was chiselled on my hand and stained | |
| Fell asleep to the line | |
| Lyle sung "She's made up her mind" | |
| Now I'm the twenty first descendant of the age and | |
| I don't want it getting 'round town | |
| 'cause you'll kick my skinny ass if you ever saw me down | |
| I can deny it 'til they all gone away | |
| But I just don't think we'll ever get that other band together | |
| Tried on all of your clothes | |
| But even me and your girlfriend know | |
| That there's only so much one guy | |
| Can steal and so | |
| We'll all choke on the slack | |
| Try like hell to dream you back | |
| Of the nothing I got | |
| You know that you've always got half a soul |