| The weightlifter and a library tech you know | |
| Made a big decision in the magazine row | |
| I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in | |
| And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins | |
| Did you ever never wanna let somebody down? | |
| Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around | |
| The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat | |
| are just enough to get your dewey decimal back | |
| Lift her to work, before your daily workout begins | |
| And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins | |
| Did you ever never wanna let somebody down? | |
| Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around |