| It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on the shingle at dawn | |
| Rip rip rip | |
| Van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn | |
| Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing? | |
| She's a fun-lovin' woman and | |
| I'd love to see her wiggle | |
| She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle | |
| She'd like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing | |
| Oh yeah, oh yeah | |
| Oh yeah, oh yeah |