| Hey sucker | |
| (What the hell's got into you?) | |
| Hey sucker | |
| (Now there's nothing you can do) | |
| Well hadn't seen your face around town a while | |
| So I greeted you with a knowing smile | |
| When I saw that girl upon your arm | |
| I knew she'd won your heart, with her fatal charm | |
| I said "soul boy, let's hit the town!" | |
| I said "soul boy, what's with the frown?" | |
| But in return, all you could say, was | |
| "Hi george, meet my fiancee" | |
| Chorus | |
| Young guns having some fun | |
| Crazy ladies keep 'em on the run | |
| Wise guys realise, there's danger in emotional ties, | |
| See me, single and free | |
| No fears, no tears, what I want to be | |
| One, Two, take a look at you, death by matrimony! | |
| Hey sucker | |
| (What the hell's got into you?) | |
| Hey sucker! | |
| (Now there's nothing you can do) | |
| A married man? you're out of your head | |
| Sleepless nights, on an H.P. bed | |
| A daddy by the time your twenty-one | |
| If your happy with a nappy then you're in for fun | |
| But your here - You're there - | |
| Well there's guys like you just everywhere | |
| Looking back on the good old days? | |
| Well this young gun says caution pays! | |
| Repeat chorus | |
| I remember when we had such fun and everything was fine | |
| I remember when we used to have a good time, partners in crime. | |
| Tell me that's all in the past and I will gladly walk away | |
| Tell me that your happy now | |
| Turning my back - Nothing to say! | |
| "Hey tell this jerk to take a hike | |
| There's somethin' 'bout that boy I don't like" | |
| "Well sugar he don't mean the things he said" | |
| "Just get him outta my way, 'cause I'm seeing red | |
| We got plans to make, we got things to buy | |
| And your wasting time on some creepy guy" | |
| "Hey shut up chick, that's a friend of mine | |
| Just watch your mouth babe, your out of line!" | |
| OoooooH! | |
| Get back | |
| Hands off | |
| Go for it! | |
| Get back | |
| Hands off | |
| Go for it! | |
| Repeat chorus |