| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : CMCB |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 王晓鸥 |
| [00:20.58] | 呀 呀 |
| [00:21.73] | 今天晚上我很兴奋 |
| [00:23.08] | 因为我要和一个女网友约会 |
| [00:25.43] | 我们已经在网上认识三天了 |
| [00:28.23] | 今天她终于答应了我见面的要求 |
| [00:31.73] | 在路上我的心里还是有些不安 |
| [00:34.43] | 她要是恐龙我应该怎么办 |
| [00:36.73] | 8点我来到约定的麦当劳 |
| [00:39.54] | 找了一个空的位子坐了下来 |
| [00:42.29] | 是不是我的表慢了（我问我自己） |
| [00:45.29] | 怎么还是没看到那个红衣少女 |
| [00:47.84] | 这时我觉得有一双眼睛在盯着我 |
| [00:50.40] | 并伴随着一声娇滴滴的声音 |
| [00:53.29] | 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 |
| [01:04.00] | 我回头一看（呦喝）果然是个恐龙 |
| [01:06.60] | 朋友告诉我网上无美女我还不信 |
| [01:09.24] | 今天果然让我碰到了一个 今天果然让我碰到了一个 |
| [01:14.69] | 她还不是一般的难看 |
| [01:17.05] | 光是那个脑袋就没法让人恭维 |
| [01:19.90] | 你们见没见过像砖头一样的方块头呀 |
| [01:22.80] | 今儿个就让哥们儿我碰见了 |
| [01:24.90] | 她的脑袋就像熨斗熨过一样 |
| [01:27.90] | 一张脸平平的要不是刚才跟我说了句话 |
| [01:30.89] | 我还以为她是用后脑勺对着我哪 我还以为她是用后脑勺对着我哪 |
| [01:36.04] | 这时候我决定我要快点离开 |
| [01:38.50] | 对不起小姐你好象认错人了吧 |
| [01:41.04] | 我的朋友还没来要不你先坐一会儿 |
| [01:44.10] | 她好象没有看出什么破绽 |
| [01:46.39] | 坐了一会 叹了口气就起身走了 |
| [01:49.25] | 她好象没有看出什么破绽 |
| [01:51.75] | 坐了一会 叹了口气就起身走了 |
| [01:55.25] | 呀 呀 呀…… |
| [01:57.58] | 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 |
| [02:05.13] | 我说 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 |
| [02:07.78] | 什么网络爱情都是骗人的东西 |
| [02:10.38] | 第一次亲密接触就这么倒霉 |
| [02:12.94] | 原来网上美女是天方夜谭 |
| [02:15.19] | 早知道我就不会在这浪费时间了 |
| [02:18.40] | 我并不是对丑女孩有什么偏见! |
| [02:21.20] | 可的确那张板儿砖脸无法让人接受 |
| [02:23.80] | 她本人跟她自己描述的实在相差太远 |
| [02:26.40] | 我宁愿自己一辈子我也不会要她嘎! |
| [02:29.15] | 我的朋友都对我的经历表示怀疑 |
| [02:31.86] | 说 世上哪里会有那么丑的女孩 |
| [02:34.36] | 你一定是编故事逗我们开心呢 |
| [02:37.26] | 你要是让我们相信除非让我们亲眼看见1 |
| [02:40.66] | 板儿砖脸的经历我想想就后怕 |
| [02:42.71] | 我哪里还敢再让你们再看见 |
| [02:44.81] | 你们要是不信我的话就算了 |
| [02:47.91] | 省得天天又拿我的事来开心 |
| [02:50.62] | 这就是我的网上第一次亲密接触 |
| [02:53.42] | 也就是我在网上最后的一次 |
| [02:56.02] | 网上的美女只能是天方夜谭 |
| [02:58.62] | 你们要是不信自己也来试试看啦 |
| [03:01.32] | 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 是你吗对不起我来晚啦 |
| [03:11.85] | 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 不是我不是我你认错人了吧 |
| [03:22.55] | 我并不是对丑女孩有什么偏见 |
| [03:25.06] | 可的确那张板儿砖脸让人无法接受 |
| [03:27.71] | 她本人和她描述的实在相差太远 |
| [03:30.06] | 我宁愿自己一辈子也不会要她的（crazy） |
| [03:32.91] | 这就是我的网上第一次亲密接触 |
| [03:35.96] | 也就是我在网上最后的一次 |
| [03:38.29] | 网上的美女只能是天方夜谭 |
| [03:40.99] | 你们要是不信自己也来试试看啦 |
| [03:44.04] | 桂花像太阳 我是你说影长 |
| [03:50.04] | girls girls sgirls girls…… |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : CMCB |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : wang xiao ou |
| [00:20.58] | ya ya |
| [00:21.73] | jin tian wan shang wo hen xing fen |
| [00:23.08] | yin wei wo yao he yi ge nv wang you yue hui |
| [00:25.43] | wo men yi jing zai wang shang ren shi san tian le |
| [00:28.23] | jin tian ta zhong yu da ying le wo jian mian di yao qiu |
| [00:31.73] | zai lu shang wo de xin li hai shi you xie bu an |
| [00:34.43] | ta yao shi kong long wo ying gai zen me ban |
| [00:36.73] | 8 dian wo lai dao yue ding de mai dang lao |
| [00:39.54] | zhao le yi ge kong de wei zi zuo le xia lai |
| [00:42.29] | shi bu shi wo de biao man le wo wen wo zi ji |
| [00:45.29] | zen me hai shi mei kan dao na ge hong yi shao nv |
| [00:47.84] | zhe shi wo jue de you yi shuang yan jing zai ding zhe wo |
| [00:50.40] | bing ban sui zhe yi sheng jiao di di de sheng yin |
| [00:53.29] | shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la |
| [01:04.00] | wo hui tou yi kan you he guo ran shi ge kong long |
| [01:06.60] | peng you gao su wo wang shang wu mei nv wo hai bu xin |
| [01:09.24] | jin tian guo ran rang wo peng dao le yi ge jin tian guo ran rang wo peng dao le yi ge |
| [01:14.69] | ta hai bu shi yi ban de nan kan |
| [01:17.05] | guang shi na ge nao dai jiu mei fa rang ren gong wei |
| [01:19.90] | ni men jian mei jian guo xiang zhuan tou yi yang de fang kuai tou ya |
| [01:22.80] | jin er ge jiu rang ge men r wo peng jian le |
| [01:24.90] | ta de nao dai jiu xiang yun dou yun guo yi yang |
| [01:27.90] | yi zhang lian ping ping de yao bu shi gang cai gen wo shuo le ju hua |
| [01:30.89] | wo hai yi wei ta shi yong hou nao shao dui zhe wo na wo hai yi wei ta shi yong hou nao shao dui zhe wo na |
| [01:36.04] | zhe shi hou wo jue ding wo yao kuai dian li kai |
| [01:38.50] | dui bu qi xiao jie ni hao xiang ren cuo ren le ba |
| [01:41.04] | wo de peng you hai mei lai yao bu ni xian zuo yi hui er |
| [01:44.10] | ta hao xiang mei you kan chu shen me po zhan |
| [01:46.39] | zuo le yi hui tan le kou qi jiu qi shen zou le |
| [01:49.25] | ta hao xiang mei you kan chu shen me po zhan |
| [01:51.75] | zuo le yi hui tan le kou qi jiu qi shen zou le |
| [01:55.25] | ya ya ya |
| [01:57.58] | bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba |
| [02:05.13] | wo shuo bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba |
| [02:07.78] | shen me wang luo ai qing dou shi pian ren de dong xi |
| [02:10.38] | di yi ci qin mi jie chu jiu zhe me dao mei |
| [02:12.94] | yuan lai wang shang mei nv shi tian fang ye tan |
| [02:15.19] | zao zhi dao wo jiu bu hui zai zhe lang fei shi jian le |
| [02:18.40] | wo bing bu shi dui chou nv hai you shen me pian jian! |
| [02:21.20] | ke di que na zhang ban er zhuan lian wu fa rang ren jie shou |
| [02:23.80] | ta ben ren gen ta zi ji miao shu de shi zai xiang cha tai yuan |
| [02:26.40] | wo ning yuan zi ji yi bei zi wo ye bu hui yao ta ga! |
| [02:29.15] | wo de peng you dou dui wo de jing li biao shi huai yi |
| [02:31.86] | shuo shi shang na li hui you na me chou de nv hai |
| [02:34.36] | ni yi ding shi bian gu shi dou wo men kai xin ne |
| [02:37.26] | ni yao shi rang wo men xiang xin chu fei rang wo men qin yan kan jian 1 |
| [02:40.66] | ban er zhuan lian de jing li wo xiang xiang jiu hou pa |
| [02:42.71] | wo na li hai gan zai rang ni men zai kan jian |
| [02:44.81] | ni men yao shi bu xin wo de hua jiu suan le |
| [02:47.91] | sheng de tian tian you na wo de shi lai kai xin |
| [02:50.62] | zhe jiu shi wo de wang shang di yi ci qin mi jie chu |
| [02:53.42] | ye jiu shi wo zai wang shang zui hou de yi ci |
| [02:56.02] | wang shang de mei nv zhi neng shi tian fang ye tan |
| [02:58.62] | ni men yao shi bu xin zi ji ye lai shi shi kan la |
| [03:01.32] | shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la |
| [03:11.85] | bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba |
| [03:22.55] | wo bing bu shi dui chou nv hai you shen me pian jian |
| [03:25.06] | ke di que na zhang ban er zhuan lian rang ren wu fa jie shou |
| [03:27.71] | ta ben ren he ta miao shu de shi zai xiang cha tai yuan |
| [03:30.06] | wo ning yuan zi ji yi bei zi ye bu hui yao ta de crazy |
| [03:32.91] | zhe jiu shi wo de wang shang di yi ci qin mi jie chu |
| [03:35.96] | ye jiu shi wo zai wang shang zui hou de yi ci |
| [03:38.29] | wang shang de mei nv zhi neng shi tian fang ye tan |
| [03:40.99] | ni men yao shi bu xin zi ji ye lai shi shi kan la |
| [03:44.04] | gui hua xiang tai yang wo shi ni shuo ying zhang |
| [03:50.04] | girls girls sgirls girls |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : CMCB |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : wáng xiǎo ōu |
| [00:20.58] | ya ya |
| [00:21.73] | jīn tiān wǎn shàng wǒ hěn xīng fèn |
| [00:23.08] | yīn wèi wǒ yào hé yí gè nǚ wǎng yǒu yuē huì |
| [00:25.43] | wǒ men yǐ jīng zài wǎng shàng rèn shi sān tiān le |
| [00:28.23] | jīn tiān tā zhōng yú dā yìng le wǒ jiàn miàn dí yāo qiú |
| [00:31.73] | zài lù shàng wǒ de xīn lǐ hái shì yǒu xiē bù ān |
| [00:34.43] | tā yào shì kǒng lóng wǒ yīng gāi zěn me bàn |
| [00:36.73] | 8 diǎn wǒ lái dào yuē dìng de mài dāng láo |
| [00:39.54] | zhǎo le yí gè kōng de wèi zi zuò le xià lái |
| [00:42.29] | shì bú shì wǒ de biǎo màn le wǒ wèn wǒ zì jǐ |
| [00:45.29] | zěn me hái shì méi kàn dào nà gè hóng yī shào nǚ |
| [00:47.84] | zhè shí wǒ jué de yǒu yī shuāng yǎn jīng zài dīng zhe wǒ |
| [00:50.40] | bìng bàn suí zhe yī shēng jiāo dī dī de shēng yīn |
| [00:53.29] | shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la |
| [01:04.00] | wǒ huí tóu yī kàn yōu hē guǒ rán shì gè kǒng lóng |
| [01:06.60] | péng yǒu gào sù wǒ wǎng shàng wú měi nǚ wǒ hái bù xìn |
| [01:09.24] | jīn tiān guǒ rán ràng wǒ pèng dào le yí gè jīn tiān guǒ rán ràng wǒ pèng dào le yí gè |
| [01:14.69] | tā hái bú shì yì bān de nán kàn |
| [01:17.05] | guāng shì nà gè nǎo dài jiù méi fǎ ràng rén gōng wéi |
| [01:19.90] | nǐ men jiàn méi jiàn guò xiàng zhuān tóu yí yàng de fāng kuài tóu ya |
| [01:22.80] | jīn ér gè jiù ràng gē men r wǒ pèng jiàn le |
| [01:24.90] | tā de nǎo dài jiù xiàng yùn dǒu yùn guò yí yàng |
| [01:27.90] | yī zhāng liǎn píng píng de yào bú shì gāng cái gēn wǒ shuō le jù huà |
| [01:30.89] | wǒ hái yǐ wéi tā shì yòng hòu nǎo sháo duì zhe wǒ nǎ wǒ hái yǐ wéi tā shì yòng hòu nǎo sháo duì zhe wǒ nǎ |
| [01:36.04] | zhè shí hòu wǒ jué dìng wǒ yào kuài diǎn lí kāi |
| [01:38.50] | duì bù qǐ xiǎo jiě nǐ hǎo xiàng rèn cuò rén le ba |
| [01:41.04] | wǒ de péng yǒu hái méi lái yào bù nǐ xiān zuò yī huì ér |
| [01:44.10] | tā hǎo xiàng méi yǒu kàn chū shén me pò zhàn |
| [01:46.39] | zuò le yī huì tàn le kǒu qì jiù qǐ shēn zǒu le |
| [01:49.25] | tā hǎo xiàng méi yǒu kàn chū shén me pò zhàn |
| [01:51.75] | zuò le yī huì tàn le kǒu qì jiù qǐ shēn zǒu le |
| [01:55.25] | ya ya ya |
| [01:57.58] | bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba |
| [02:05.13] | wǒ shuō bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba |
| [02:07.78] | shén me wǎng luò ài qíng dōu shì piàn rén de dōng xī |
| [02:10.38] | dì yī cì qīn mì jiē chù jiù zhè me dǎo méi |
| [02:12.94] | yuán lái wǎng shàng měi nǚ shì tiān fāng yè tán |
| [02:15.19] | zǎo zhī dao wǒ jiù bú huì zài zhè làng fèi shí jiān le |
| [02:18.40] | wǒ bìng bú shì duì chǒu nǚ hái yǒu shén me piān jiàn! |
| [02:21.20] | kě dí què nà zhāng bǎn ér zhuān liǎn wú fǎ ràng rén jiē shòu |
| [02:23.80] | tā běn rén gēn tā zì jǐ miáo shù de shí zài xiāng chà tài yuǎn |
| [02:26.40] | wǒ nìng yuàn zì jǐ yī bèi zi wǒ yě bú huì yào tā gā! |
| [02:29.15] | wǒ de péng yǒu dōu duì wǒ de jīng lì biǎo shì huái yí |
| [02:31.86] | shuō shì shàng nǎ lǐ huì yǒu nà me chǒu de nǚ hái |
| [02:34.36] | nǐ yí dìng shì biān gù shì dòu wǒ men kāi xīn ne |
| [02:37.26] | nǐ yào shì ràng wǒ men xiāng xìn chú fēi ràng wǒ men qīn yǎn kàn jiàn 1 |
| [02:40.66] | bǎn ér zhuān liǎn de jīng lì wǒ xiǎng xiǎng jiù hòu pà |
| [02:42.71] | wǒ nǎ lǐ hái gǎn zài ràng nǐ men zài kàn jiàn |
| [02:44.81] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn wǒ de huà jiù suàn le |
| [02:47.91] | shěng de tiān tiān yòu ná wǒ de shì lái kāi xīn |
| [02:50.62] | zhè jiù shì wǒ de wǎng shàng dì yī cì qīn mì jiē chù |
| [02:53.42] | yě jiù shì wǒ zài wǎng shàng zuì hòu de yī cì |
| [02:56.02] | wǎng shàng de měi nǚ zhǐ néng shì tiān fāng yè tán |
| [02:58.62] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn zì jǐ yě lái shì shì kàn la |
| [03:01.32] | shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la |
| [03:11.85] | bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba |
| [03:22.55] | wǒ bìng bú shì duì chǒu nǚ hái yǒu shén me piān jiàn |
| [03:25.06] | kě dí què nà zhāng bǎn ér zhuān liǎn ràng rén wú fǎ jiē shòu |
| [03:27.71] | tā běn rén hé tā miáo shù de shí zài xiāng chà tài yuǎn |
| [03:30.06] | wǒ nìng yuàn zì jǐ yī bèi zi yě bú huì yào tā de crazy |
| [03:32.91] | zhè jiù shì wǒ de wǎng shàng dì yī cì qīn mì jiē chù |
| [03:35.96] | yě jiù shì wǒ zài wǎng shàng zuì hòu de yī cì |
| [03:38.29] | wǎng shàng de měi nǚ zhǐ néng shì tiān fāng yè tán |
| [03:40.99] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn zì jǐ yě lái shì shì kàn la |
| [03:44.04] | guì huā xiàng tài yáng wǒ shì nǐ shuō yǐng zhǎng |
| [03:50.04] | girls girls sgirls girls |
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