| 作词 : 李聪 | |
| 作曲 : Akiyama Sayuri | |
| 原曲：《卡路里》 | |
| 填词：苏辞 | |
| 策划：知易 | |
| 演唱：风沐焉/绿尚青花（特别鸣谢） | |
| 混音：铃音落泉 | |
| 特别鸣谢：仙橙/熊big/绿尚青花 | |
| 【感谢三群的小可爱们，感谢养猪101，我们爱猪！！！大声喊出我们的口号：国服哥哥怪，越骚越可爱！】 | |
| 每天起床第一局 | |
| 先去打盘小妲己 | |
| 每天抢个蓝霸服 | |
| 凯瑞全场我最行 | |
| 哥哥哥哥看看我 | |
| 我的露娜在哪里 | |
| nb我真nb | |
| 我要变成mvp！ | |
| 啾咪啾咪 | |
| 我要变成mvp！ | |
| 啾咪啾咪 | |
| 每天开播第一句 | |
| 大家我要咕咕咕 | |
| 打野小乔和妲己 | |
| 凯瑞全场我最行 | |
| 人头人头看看我 | |
| 我要和你在一起 | |
| nb我真nb | |
| 我要变成mvp！ | |
| wow～ | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中带你们赢！ | |
| 我的小乔超流批！ | |
| 打野 你在吗 快点给我打个蓝 | |
| 想要听你对我说 | |
| 拿走拿走别客气 | |
| 哈喽 救了你 快点夸我很流批 | |
| 否则我不带你赢 | |
| 本仙女会很生气 | |
| 打野 你在吗 快点给我打个蓝 | |
| 想要听你对我说 | |
| 拿走拿走别客气 | |
| 哈喽 救了你 快点夸我很流批 | |
| 否则我不带你赢 | |
| 本仙女会很生气 | |
| 每当队友一遇袭 | |
| 大难临头就分离 | |
| 开水拯救我战绩 | |
| 凯瑞全场靠声音 | |
| 队友队友看看我 | |
| 我就不会来救你 | |
| nb我真nb | |
| 我要变成mvp！ | |
| wow～ | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中给我中我中 | |
| 给我中带你们赢！ | |
| 我的妲己超流批！ | |
| 打野 你在吗 快点给我打个蓝 | |
| 想要听你对我说 | |
| 拿走拿走别客气 | |
| 哈喽 救了你 快点夸我很流批 | |
| 否则我不带你赢 | |
| 本仙女会很生气 | |
| 打野 你在吗 快点给我打个蓝 | |
| 想要听你对我说 | |
| 拿走拿走别客气 | |
| 哈喽 救了你 快点夸我很流批 | |
| 否则我不带你赢 | |
| 本仙女会很生气 | |
| Rap： | |
| 【救我白蛋子！！！！】 | |
| 【猪：我叫你帮我打蓝，你为什么不帮我打 | |
| 白：中路要没了 | |
| 猪：那又怎样】 | |
| 【大难临头各自飞】 | |
| 【白蛋子救我！！别卖我！别！！！ | |
| 白蛋子！！woc！！！！！！】 | |
| 【打我队友别打我】 | |
| 【你们真的很过分诶】 | |
| nb我是真nb | |
| 生来就是mvp！ | |
| 打野 你在吗 快点给我打个蓝 | |
| 想要听你对我说 | |
| 拿走拿走别客气 | |
| 哈喽 救了你 快点夸我很流批 | |
| 否则我不带你赢 | |
| 本仙女会很生气 | |
| 打野 你在吗 快点给我打个蓝 | |
| 想要听你对我说 | |
| 拿走拿走别客气 | |
| 哈喽 救了你 快点夸我很流批 | |
| 否则我不带你赢 | |
| 本仙女会很生气 | |
| 会生气！ | |
| 我的中单超流批！ | |
| 会生气！ | |
| 我的中单超流批！ | |
| 我要变成mvp！ | |
| 【妈你在这个房间干嘛？你为什么在我后面？！】 | |
| 【我想问下你为什么在我后面】 | |
| 【我知道，但是你为什么在我后面呢】 | |
| 【我知道，道理我都懂，但是你为什么在我后面？】 |
| zuo ci : li cong | |
| zuo qu : Akiyama Sayuri | |
| yuan qu: ka lu li | |
| tian ci: su ci | |
| ce hua: zhi yi | |
| yan chang: feng mu yan lv shang qing hua te bie ming xie | |
| hun yin: ling yin luo quan | |
| te bie ming xie: xian cheng xiong big lv shang qing hua | |
| gan xie san qun de xiao ke ai men, gan xie yang zhu 101, wo men ai zhu!!! da sheng han chu wo men de kou hao: guo fu ge ge guai, yue sao yue ke ai! | |
| mei tian qi chuang di yi ju | |
| xian qu da pan xiao da ji | |
| mei tian qiang ge lan ba fu | |
| kai rui quan chang wo zui xing | |
| ge ge ge ge kan kan wo | |
| wo de lu na zai na li | |
| nb wo zhen nb | |
| wo yao bian cheng mvp! | |
| jiu mi jiu mi | |
| wo yao bian cheng mvp! | |
| jiu mi jiu mi | |
| mei tian kai bo di yi ju | |
| da jia wo yao gu gu gu | |
| da ye xiao qiao he da ji | |
| kai rui quan chang wo zui xing | |
| ren tou ren tou kan kan wo | |
| wo yao he ni zai yi qi | |
| nb wo zhen nb | |
| wo yao bian cheng mvp! | |
| wow | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong dai ni men ying! | |
| wo de xiao qiao chao liu pi! | |
| da ye ni zai ma kuai dian gei wo da ge lan | |
| xiang yao ting ni dui wo shuo | |
| na zou na zou bie ke qi | |
| ha lou jiu le ni kuai dian kua wo hen liu pi | |
| fou ze wo bu dai ni ying | |
| ben xian nv hui hen sheng qi | |
| da ye ni zai ma kuai dian gei wo da ge lan | |
| xiang yao ting ni dui wo shuo | |
| na zou na zou bie ke qi | |
| ha lou jiu le ni kuai dian kua wo hen liu pi | |
| fou ze wo bu dai ni ying | |
| ben xian nv hui hen sheng qi | |
| mei dang dui you yi yu xi | |
| da nan lin tou jiu fen li | |
| kai shui zheng jiu wo zhan ji | |
| kai rui quan chang kao sheng yin | |
| dui you dui you kan kan wo | |
| wo jiu bu hui lai jiu ni | |
| nb wo zhen nb | |
| wo yao bian cheng mvp! | |
| wow | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong gei wo zhong wo zhong | |
| gei wo zhong dai ni men ying! | |
| wo de da ji chao liu pi! | |
| da ye ni zai ma kuai dian gei wo da ge lan | |
| xiang yao ting ni dui wo shuo | |
| na zou na zou bie ke qi | |
| ha lou jiu le ni kuai dian kua wo hen liu pi | |
| fou ze wo bu dai ni ying | |
| ben xian nv hui hen sheng qi | |
| da ye ni zai ma kuai dian gei wo da ge lan | |
| xiang yao ting ni dui wo shuo | |
| na zou na zou bie ke qi | |
| ha lou jiu le ni kuai dian kua wo hen liu pi | |
| fou ze wo bu dai ni ying | |
| ben xian nv hui hen sheng qi | |
| Rap: | |
| jiu wo bai dan zi!!!! | |
| zhu: wo jiao ni bang wo da lan, ni wei shi me bu bang wo da | |
| bai: zhong lu yao mei le | |
| zhu: na you zen yang | |
| da nan lin tou ge zi fei | |
| bai dan zi jiu wo!! bie mai wo! bie!!! | |
| bai dan zi!! woc!!!!!! | |
| da wo dui you bie da wo | |
| ni men zhen de hen guo fen ei | |
| nb wo shi zhen nb | |
| sheng lai jiu shi mvp! | |
| da ye ni zai ma kuai dian gei wo da ge lan | |
| xiang yao ting ni dui wo shuo | |
| na zou na zou bie ke qi | |
| ha lou jiu le ni kuai dian kua wo hen liu pi | |
| fou ze wo bu dai ni ying | |
| ben xian nv hui hen sheng qi | |
| da ye ni zai ma kuai dian gei wo da ge lan | |
| xiang yao ting ni dui wo shuo | |
| na zou na zou bie ke qi | |
| ha lou jiu le ni kuai dian kua wo hen liu pi | |
| fou ze wo bu dai ni ying | |
| ben xian nv hui hen sheng qi | |
| hui sheng qi! | |
| wo de zhong dan chao liu pi! | |
| hui sheng qi! | |
| wo de zhong dan chao liu pi! | |
| wo yao bian cheng mvp! | |
| ma ni zai zhe ge fang jian gan ma? ni wei shi me zai wo hou mian?! | |
| wo xiang wen xia ni wei shi me zai wo hou mian | |
| wo zhi dao, dan shi ni wei shi me zai wo hou mian ne | |
| wo zhi dao, dao li wo dou dong, dan shi ni wei shi me zai wo hou mian? |
| zuò cí : lǐ cōng | |
| zuò qǔ : Akiyama Sayuri | |
| yuán qǔ: kǎ lù lǐ | |
| tián cí: sū cí | |
| cè huà: zhī yì | |
| yǎn chàng: fēng mù yān lǜ shàng qīng huā tè bié míng xiè | |
| hùn yīn: líng yīn luò quán | |
| tè bié míng xiè: xiān chéng xióng big lǜ shàng qīng huā | |
| gǎn xiè sān qún de xiǎo kě ài men, gǎn xiè yǎng zhū 101, wǒ men ài zhū!!! dà shēng hǎn chū wǒ men de kǒu hào: guó fú gē ge guài, yuè sāo yuè kě ài! | |
| měi tiān qǐ chuáng dì yī jú | |
| xiān qù dǎ pán xiǎo dá jǐ | |
| měi tiān qiǎng gè lán bà fú | |
| kǎi ruì quán chǎng wǒ zuì xíng | |
| gē ge gē ge kàn kàn wǒ | |
| wǒ de lù nà zài nǎ lǐ | |
| nb wǒ zhēn nb | |
| wǒ yào biàn chéng mvp! | |
| jiū mī jiū mī | |
| wǒ yào biàn chéng mvp! | |
| jiū mī jiū mī | |
| měi tiān kāi bō dì yī jù | |
| dà jiā wǒ yào gū gū gū | |
| dǎ yě xiǎo qiáo hé dá jǐ | |
| kǎi ruì quán chǎng wǒ zuì xíng | |
| rén tóu rén tóu kàn kàn wǒ | |
| wǒ yào hé nǐ zài yì qǐ | |
| nb wǒ zhēn nb | |
| wǒ yào biàn chéng mvp! | |
| wow | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng dài nǐ men yíng! | |
| wǒ de xiǎo qiáo chāo liú pī! | |
| dǎ yě nǐ zài ma kuài diǎn gěi wǒ dǎ gè lán | |
| xiǎng yào tīng nǐ duì wǒ shuō | |
| ná zǒu ná zǒu bié kè qi | |
| hā lóu jiù le nǐ kuài diǎn kuā wǒ hěn liú pī | |
| fǒu zé wǒ bù dài nǐ yíng | |
| běn xiān nǚ huì hěn shēng qì | |
| dǎ yě nǐ zài ma kuài diǎn gěi wǒ dǎ gè lán | |
| xiǎng yào tīng nǐ duì wǒ shuō | |
| ná zǒu ná zǒu bié kè qi | |
| hā lóu jiù le nǐ kuài diǎn kuā wǒ hěn liú pī | |
| fǒu zé wǒ bù dài nǐ yíng | |
| běn xiān nǚ huì hěn shēng qì | |
| měi dāng duì yǒu yī yù xí | |
| dà nàn lín tóu jiù fēn lí | |
| kāi shuǐ zhěng jiù wǒ zhàn jī | |
| kǎi ruì quán chǎng kào shēng yīn | |
| duì yǒu duì yǒu kàn kàn wǒ | |
| wǒ jiù bú huì lái jiù nǐ | |
| nb wǒ zhēn nb | |
| wǒ yào biàn chéng mvp! | |
| wow | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng gěi wǒ zhōng wǒ zhōng | |
| gěi wǒ zhōng dài nǐ men yíng! | |
| wǒ de dá jǐ chāo liú pī! | |
| dǎ yě nǐ zài ma kuài diǎn gěi wǒ dǎ gè lán | |
| xiǎng yào tīng nǐ duì wǒ shuō | |
| ná zǒu ná zǒu bié kè qi | |
| hā lóu jiù le nǐ kuài diǎn kuā wǒ hěn liú pī | |
| fǒu zé wǒ bù dài nǐ yíng | |
| běn xiān nǚ huì hěn shēng qì | |
| dǎ yě nǐ zài ma kuài diǎn gěi wǒ dǎ gè lán | |
| xiǎng yào tīng nǐ duì wǒ shuō | |
| ná zǒu ná zǒu bié kè qi | |
| hā lóu jiù le nǐ kuài diǎn kuā wǒ hěn liú pī | |
| fǒu zé wǒ bù dài nǐ yíng | |
| běn xiān nǚ huì hěn shēng qì | |
| Rap: | |
| jiù wǒ bái dàn zǐ!!!! | |
| zhū: wǒ jiào nǐ bāng wǒ dǎ lán, nǐ wèi shí me bù bāng wǒ dǎ | |
| bái: zhōng lù yào méi le | |
| zhū: nà yòu zěn yàng | |
| dà nàn lín tóu gè zì fēi | |
| bái dàn zǐ jiù wǒ!! bié mài wǒ! bié!!! | |
| bái dàn zǐ!! woc!!!!!! | |
| dǎ wǒ duì yǒu bié dǎ wǒ | |
| nǐ men zhēn de hěn guò fèn éi | |
| nb wǒ shì zhēn nb | |
| shēng lái jiù shì mvp! | |
| dǎ yě nǐ zài ma kuài diǎn gěi wǒ dǎ gè lán | |
| xiǎng yào tīng nǐ duì wǒ shuō | |
| ná zǒu ná zǒu bié kè qi | |
| hā lóu jiù le nǐ kuài diǎn kuā wǒ hěn liú pī | |
| fǒu zé wǒ bù dài nǐ yíng | |
| běn xiān nǚ huì hěn shēng qì | |
| dǎ yě nǐ zài ma kuài diǎn gěi wǒ dǎ gè lán | |
| xiǎng yào tīng nǐ duì wǒ shuō | |
| ná zǒu ná zǒu bié kè qi | |
| hā lóu jiù le nǐ kuài diǎn kuā wǒ hěn liú pī | |
| fǒu zé wǒ bù dài nǐ yíng | |
| běn xiān nǚ huì hěn shēng qì | |
| huì shēng qì! | |
| wǒ de zhōng dān chāo liú pī! | |
| huì shēng qì! | |
| wǒ de zhōng dān chāo liú pī! | |
| wǒ yào biàn chéng mvp! | |
| mā nǐ zài zhè gè fáng jiān gàn ma? nǐ wèi shí me zài wǒ hòu miàn?! | |
| wǒ xiǎng wèn xià nǐ wèi shí me zài wǒ hòu miàn | |
| wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì nǐ wèi shí me zài wǒ hòu miàn ne | |
| wǒ zhī dào, dào lǐ wǒ dōu dǒng, dàn shì nǐ wèi shí me zài wǒ hòu miàn? |
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