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[ti:] |
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[ar:] |
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[al:] |
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(No I'm being serious) |
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Yo |
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It's the Wild Wild West |
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You came to the right place, my man |
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Get ready, here we go |
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(New shit) |
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Welcome my friends, to The Old Saloon |
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Everyone in town is hangin out |
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If you got a drink, well you drink it down |
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Then we'll all go have sex with whores |
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(Brand new) |
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Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town |
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On my horse? You betcha on my horse |
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That's the thing in the Old West times |
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Everybody enjoys a good horse ride |
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If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out |
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Right out the saloon doors on your butt |
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Come back in and buy a round of whiskey |
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Guess what? All is forgiven! |
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(DJ Larry) |
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Well I understand you're Calamity Jane |
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And you're another guy that's probably an Injin |
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Man this whiskey is warm and it smells like piss (DJ Larry) |
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Oh no! My 'stache smells like piss! |
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So that's your story, I'm stickin to it |
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The Old Wild West is no place for a lady |
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I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor |
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So, just put that in your pipe and smoke it (DJ Lah...) |
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Tiny Tim, man it's almost Christmas |
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Sure is dusty here |
