| Song | Jizz In My Pants - Album Version (Explicit) |
| Artist | The Lonely Island |
| Album | Incredibad |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:02.87] | Lock eyes from across the room |
| [00:06.34] | down my drink while the rhythms boom |
| [00:08.06] | take your hand and skip the names |
| [00:09.86] | no need here for the silly games |
| [00:11.88] | make our way through the smoke and crowd |
| [00:13.86] | the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud |
| [00:15.76] | move in close as the lasers fly |
| [00:17.57] | our bodies touch and the angels cry |
| [00:19.61] | leave this place go back to yours |
| [00:21.58] | our lips first touch outside your doors |
| [00:23.56] | a whole night what we've got in store |
| [00:25.57] | whisper in my ear that you want some more and I |
| [00:27.97] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:29.46] | This really never happens you can take my word |
| [00:31.51] | I won't apoligise, that's just absurd |
| [00:33.42] | Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I |
| [00:35.41] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:37.52] | don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut |
| [00:39.38] | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt |
| [00:41.24] | I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus |
| [00:43.14] | Now I'll go home and change |
| [00:45.37] | (JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery |
| [00:47.20] | do things alone now mostly |
| [00:49.08] | left me heart broken not lookin' for love |
| [00:51.06] | surprised in my eyes when I looked above |
| [00:52.99] | the check out counter and I saw a face |
| [00:55.01] | My heart stood still so did time and space |
| [00:56.89] | Never felt that I could feel real again |
| [00:58.92] | But the look in her eyes said I need a friend |
| [01:00.83] | She turned to me thats when she said it |
| [01:02.82] | Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" and I |
| [01:05.00] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:06.78] | It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me |
| [01:08.66] | But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 |
| [01:10.70] | And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I |
| [01:13.26] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:15.01] | To be fair you were flirting a lot |
| [01:16.61] | plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot |
| [01:18.52] | please stop acting like you're not impressed |
| [01:20.50] | One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque |
| [01:22.84] | Last week - I saw a film |
| [01:24.60] | As I recall it was a horror film |
| [01:26.49] | Walked outside into the rain |
| [01:28.45] | Checked my phone and saw you rang and I |
| [01:30.89] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:32.55] | (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash |
| [01:34.45] | need to get away need to make a dash |
| [01:36.39] | A song comes on that reminds me of you and I |
| [01:38.35] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:40.45] | (ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I |
| [01:43.07] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:44.39] | Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
| [01:46.26] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:48.30] | When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I |
| [01:50.24] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:52.26] | I just ate a grape and I |
| [01:53.69] | JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS |
| [01:55.26] | JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS |
| [01:57.13] | Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... |
| [01:59.04] | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME |
| [02:04.02] | AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| [02:08.01] | YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
| [02:11.98] | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I |
| [02:15.96] | JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS |
| [02:17.93] | (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) |
| [02:21.53] | yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS |
| [02:23.84] | (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) |
| [02:29.70] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:02.87] | Lock eyes from across the room |
| [00:06.34] | down my drink while the rhythms boom |
| [00:08.06] | take your hand and skip the names |
| [00:09.86] | no need here for the silly games |
| [00:11.88] | make our way through the smoke and crowd |
| [00:13.86] | the club is the sky and I' m on your cloud |
| [00:15.76] | move in close as the lasers fly |
| [00:17.57] | our bodies touch and the angels cry |
| [00:19.61] | leave this place go back to yours |
| [00:21.58] | our lips first touch outside your doors |
| [00:23.56] | a whole night what we' ve got in store |
| [00:25.57] | whisper in my ear that you want some more and I |
| [00:27.97] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:29.46] | This really never happens you can take my word |
| [00:31.51] | I won' t apoligise, that' s just absurd |
| [00:33.42] | Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I |
| [00:35.41] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:37.52] | don' t tell your friends or I' ll say your a slut |
| [00:39.38] | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt |
| [00:41.24] | I' m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus |
| [00:43.14] | Now I' ll go home and change |
| [00:45.37] | JORMA I need a few things from the grocery |
| [00:47.20] | do things alone now mostly |
| [00:49.08] | left me heart broken not lookin' for love |
| [00:51.06] | surprised in my eyes when I looked above |
| [00:52.99] | the check out counter and I saw a face |
| [00:55.01] | My heart stood still so did time and space |
| [00:56.89] | Never felt that I could feel real again |
| [00:58.92] | But the look in her eyes said I need a friend |
| [01:00.83] | She turned to me thats when she said it |
| [01:02.82] | Looked me dead in the face, asked " Cash or Credit?" and I |
| [01:05.00] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:06.78] | It' s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me |
| [01:08.66] | But we' re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 |
| [01:10.70] | And now I' m posed in an awkward stance because I |
| [01:13.26] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:15.01] | To be fair you were flirting a lot |
| [01:16.61] | plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot |
| [01:18.52] | please stop acting like you' re not impressed |
| [01:20.50] | One more thing, I' m gonna play by cheque |
| [01:22.84] | Last week I saw a film |
| [01:24.60] | As I recall it was a horror film |
| [01:26.49] | Walked outside into the rain |
| [01:28.45] | Checked my phone and saw you rang and I |
| [01:30.89] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:32.55] | JORMA Speeding down the street when the red lights flash |
| [01:34.45] | need to get away need to make a dash |
| [01:36.39] | A song comes on that reminds me of you and I |
| [01:38.35] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:40.45] | ANDY The next day my alarm goes off and I |
| [01:43.07] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:44.39] | Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
| [01:46.26] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:48.30] | When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I |
| [01:50.24] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:52.26] | I just ate a grape and I |
| [01:53.69] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:55.26] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:57.13] | Ok seriously you guys can we... ok... |
| [01:59.04] | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU' RE NEXT TO ME |
| [02:04.02] | AND WHEN WE' RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| [02:08.01] | YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
| [02:11.98] | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I |
| [02:15.96] | JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:17.93] | I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants |
| [02:21.53] | yes I JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:23.84] | I jizz in my pants AKIVA!, I jizz in my pants |
| [02:29.70] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:02.87] | Lock eyes from across the room |
| [00:06.34] | down my drink while the rhythms boom |
| [00:08.06] | take your hand and skip the names |
| [00:09.86] | no need here for the silly games |
| [00:11.88] | make our way through the smoke and crowd |
| [00:13.86] | the club is the sky and I' m on your cloud |
| [00:15.76] | move in close as the lasers fly |
| [00:17.57] | our bodies touch and the angels cry |
| [00:19.61] | leave this place go back to yours |
| [00:21.58] | our lips first touch outside your doors |
| [00:23.56] | a whole night what we' ve got in store |
| [00:25.57] | whisper in my ear that you want some more and I |
| [00:27.97] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:29.46] | This really never happens you can take my word |
| [00:31.51] | I won' t apoligise, that' s just absurd |
| [00:33.42] | Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I |
| [00:35.41] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:37.52] | don' t tell your friends or I' ll say your a slut |
| [00:39.38] | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt |
| [00:41.24] | I' m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus |
| [00:43.14] | Now I' ll go home and change |
| [00:45.37] | JORMA I need a few things from the grocery |
| [00:47.20] | do things alone now mostly |
| [00:49.08] | left me heart broken not lookin' for love |
| [00:51.06] | surprised in my eyes when I looked above |
| [00:52.99] | the check out counter and I saw a face |
| [00:55.01] | My heart stood still so did time and space |
| [00:56.89] | Never felt that I could feel real again |
| [00:58.92] | But the look in her eyes said I need a friend |
| [01:00.83] | She turned to me thats when she said it |
| [01:02.82] | Looked me dead in the face, asked " Cash or Credit?" and I |
| [01:05.00] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:06.78] | It' s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me |
| [01:08.66] | But we' re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 |
| [01:10.70] | And now I' m posed in an awkward stance because I |
| [01:13.26] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:15.01] | To be fair you were flirting a lot |
| [01:16.61] | plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot |
| [01:18.52] | please stop acting like you' re not impressed |
| [01:20.50] | One more thing, I' m gonna play by cheque |
| [01:22.84] | Last week I saw a film |
| [01:24.60] | As I recall it was a horror film |
| [01:26.49] | Walked outside into the rain |
| [01:28.45] | Checked my phone and saw you rang and I |
| [01:30.89] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:32.55] | JORMA Speeding down the street when the red lights flash |
| [01:34.45] | need to get away need to make a dash |
| [01:36.39] | A song comes on that reminds me of you and I |
| [01:38.35] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:40.45] | ANDY The next day my alarm goes off and I |
| [01:43.07] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:44.39] | Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
| [01:46.26] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:48.30] | When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I |
| [01:50.24] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:52.26] | I just ate a grape and I |
| [01:53.69] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:55.26] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:57.13] | Ok seriously you guys can we... ok... |
| [01:59.04] | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU' RE NEXT TO ME |
| [02:04.02] | AND WHEN WE' RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| [02:08.01] | YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
| [02:11.98] | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I |
| [02:15.96] | JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:17.93] | I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants |
| [02:21.53] | yes I JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:23.84] | I jizz in my pants AKIVA!, I jizz in my pants |
| [02:29.70] |