Threw It On The Ground

Threw It On The Ground Lyrics

Song Threw It On The Ground
Artist The Lonely Island
Album Turtleneck & Chain
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[00:05.07] I was walkin' through the city streets
[00:06.24] And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
[00:11.69] Run faster. Jump higher
[00:14.13] Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me
[00:17.85] I threw it on the ground!
[00:21.54] You must think I'm a joke!
[00:25.06] I ain't gonna be part of your system!
[00:29.60] Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins!
[00:34.16] I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says
[00:38.23] "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
[00:41.60] I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case?"
[00:46.85] I took it' and threw it on the ground!
[00:51.54] I don't need your handouts!
[00:54.54] I'm an adult!
[00:58.35] Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man!
[01:01.17] At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"
[01:05.60] She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad
[01:11.92] Man' this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone!
[01:17.40] I threw it on the ground!
[01:22.32] What you think I'm stupid?
[01:24.18] I'm not a part of your system!
[01:29.32] My dad's not a phone! Duh!
[01:34.48] Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
[01:36.73] What you want me to do with this' eat it?
[01:40.35] Happy birthday to the ground!
[01:43.67] I threw the rest of the cake too!
[01:45.98] Welcome to the real world' jackass!
[01:48.55] So many things to throw on the ground
[01:51.67] Like this' and this' and that. And even this
[01:55.23] I'm an adult!
[01:59.06] Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph
[02:03.07] Ground!
[02:05.89] Nobody wants your autograph! Phonies!
[02:10.61] Then the two phonies got up
[02:14.35] Turned out they had a taser
[02:15.92] And they tased me in the butt-hole
[02:19.23] I fell to the ground. The phonies didn't let up
[02:24.42] Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over
[02:26.85] I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire
[02:31.18] The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system!
[02:34.62] Man!
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