| Song | Hell Toupée |
| Artist | Turbonegro |
| Album | Retox |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Schreiner, Seltzer ... | |
| Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man | |
| See, I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans | |
| I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone | |
| It's hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog | |
| Night is falling, the curtain's calling | |
| My bio-clock is ticking, so fast | |
| And it's gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losing my hair this way | |
| Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way | |
| Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump | |
| It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate | |
| Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs | |
| Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I'm stuck Googling for wigs | |
| Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast | |
| And it's gonna be Hell Toupee | |
| Can't stand losing my hair this way | |
| Hell Toupee, not now no way | |
| Hell Toupee day by day, always thought my hair would stay great | |
| But it's way too late | |
| Hell Toupee, razor blade, it's genocide on my head today | |
| Hell toupee, don't fade away, not now, no way |
| zuo qu : Schreiner, Seltzer ... | |
| Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man | |
| See, I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans | |
| I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone | |
| It' s hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog | |
| Night is falling, the curtain' s calling | |
| My bioclock is ticking, so fast | |
| And it' s gonna be HellToupee, can' t stand losing my hair this way | |
| Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way | |
| Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump | |
| It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate | |
| Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs | |
| Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I' m stuck Googling for wigs | |
| Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bioclock is ticking so fast | |
| And it' s gonna be Hell Toupee | |
| Can' t stand losing my hair this way | |
| Hell Toupee, not now no way | |
| Hell Toupee day by day, always thought my hair would stay great | |
| But it' s way too late | |
| Hell Toupee, razor blade, it' s genocide on my head today | |
| Hell toupee, don' t fade away, not now, no way |
| zuò qǔ : Schreiner, Seltzer ... | |
| Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man | |
| See, I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans | |
| I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone | |
| It' s hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog | |
| Night is falling, the curtain' s calling | |
| My bioclock is ticking, so fast | |
| And it' s gonna be HellToupee, can' t stand losing my hair this way | |
| Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way | |
| Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump | |
| It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate | |
| Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs | |
| Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I' m stuck Googling for wigs | |
| Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bioclock is ticking so fast | |
| And it' s gonna be Hell Toupee | |
| Can' t stand losing my hair this way | |
| Hell Toupee, not now no way | |
| Hell Toupee day by day, always thought my hair would stay great | |
| But it' s way too late | |
| Hell Toupee, razor blade, it' s genocide on my head today | |
| Hell toupee, don' t fade away, not now, no way |