| （白） | |
| 啊小姐，丫头要恭喜小姐，贺喜千金！ | |
| 喜从何来？ | |
| （唱） | |
| 趁良辰恭喜你女娇娃， | |
| 你快快园中去见见他，速速到堂前去会会他。 | |
| 你去看看他，见见他，会会他，认认他，因为装束衣冠不像他。 | |
| 好好前去相见他，你刻刻时时恨着他，不要相逢埋怨他。倘然你么言语之中得罪了他，五遁俱全不见个他，你从此万难寻觅他。 | |
| （白） | |
| 可懂啊？ | |
| 这个么…… | |
| 个么小姐听仔啊懂呢？未曾听的辰光呢，小姐自家觉着倒满清爽相个，现在被俚几个一“他”么，格脑子倒被俚“他”糊涂哉。 | |
| （唱） | |
| 小姐听不懂他，什么园中他不他，一叠连牵都是他，无姓无名谁是他，还是你的他来我的他？ | |
| 所以骂一声作怪的痴妮子，你近来学得嘴喳喳，胡说园中他不他，无非一味卖奢咱，你因何唐突我女东家？若再轻浮免不得打，想众丫头谁似你喧哗，无事无端来戏弄咱。 | |
| （白） | |
| 若再如此，我要打了。 | |
| 啥么事啊，要打哉？哎呀我来报喜个呀，赏钿无拨倒吃生活！哎哟倒有点窝塞个哇。本来么我老实讲哉，为仔柰要打我么，那么倒要得柰寻寻开心哉。 哎呀小姐，想丫头是—— | |
| （唱） | |
| 我特地妆台来报喜，怎生你反将喜鹊当乌鸦，汗马功劳赏不加，无是无非来埋怨咱。（赏罚不明啥意思，不公不法主人家，反将恩情来当作差。） | |
| （白） | |
| 丫头得柰是来报喜的呀。 | |
| 究竟什么喜事那？ | |
| 倒好有一比。 | |
| 比作何来？ | |
| 喏—— | |
| （唱） | |
| 千分惊险千分喜，好比那浪里扁舟傍水涯； | |
| 千分辛苦千分喜，好比那万里行商已到家； | |
| 千分着急千分喜，好比那断线风筝有处拿； | |
| （千分奇怪千分喜，好比那水面浮萍结了瓜；） | |
| 千分苦楚千分喜，好比那穷秀才连捷戴乌纱； | |
| （千分愁绪千分喜，好比那失去的奇珍容易查；） | |
| 千分难得千分喜，好比那铁树逢春也开花。 | |
| （花花世界尽宽大，宛如恒河万里沙。海底捞针随手得，水中捉月俚称心去拿。九州万国都寻遍，咫尺之间便是家，不消访问不消查。） | |
| 我是闺中无事到园中去，采这两朵牡丹花。花间无意见“仙家”，向我采苹含笑声声揖。说什么蓬莱仙岛驾云霞，特地到红尘来望望咱，阴阳算准不曾差，按落云头到我家，适逢我采折牡丹花。他的意中欲见你闺中秀，意思殷勤无以加。 | |
| 我么始而相见难相识，面目形容认一认他，口气语音听一听他，去迹来踪问一问他，说破方知真是他，故而我么相请东君去相见他。 | |
| 你去看看他，认认他，见见他，说说他，会会他，问问他，为甚因情不像他？要缓款温柔去相劝他。或是真，或是假，你不到园中不见他，不问根由你不懂他。 | |
| （白） | |
| 小姐，快快下去会见这个他儿。 | |
| 哎哟你拉孽昏哉哇，关照我去花园碰头这个他，各么他啥人呢？哎，采苹，究竟何许样人，就该相请我小姐下楼，若再如此，我果真要打了。 | |
| 啥，又要打哉？哎哟，只面孔板起来哉，真格光火哉。别样没啥，反正吃顿生活，报喜吃生活是死仔冤啊无伸处个！讲仔吧。各么啊是说方卿？方卿两个字勿说，我仍旧拉“他”字上做文章，而且要说得你嘴里厢啊要这个“他”字出来，柰迭个“他”字出来就不能埋怨我这个“他”。采苹就是个点厉害。 | |
| 啊，小姐，不用生气，若说花园里这个他啊，—— | |
| 谁呀？ | |
| 就是他呀！ | |
| （唱） | |
| 瘟知县，褫革他；狗强盗，打击他；家丁辈，欺负他；丫鬟们，轻薄他；夫人鄙贱他，老爷爱惜他；太太庵堂等待他，王本天涯寻访他；小姐楼头想念他，便是我采苹会见他。他是河南才子襄阳宝，早难道你小姐聪明还猜不出他！ | |
| （白） | |
| 如今可懂哇？ | |
| 噢——小姐听到这搭儿可懂哉？倘若再勿懂，纯粹我小姐勿像襄阳才女，要才字边上加一捺变木女，有点木虚虚哉！听俚讲河南才子襄阳宝贝么，哎呀，勿是别人，格个就是我小官人方卿哇。 | |
| （唱） | |
| 小姐是始而听不懂他，继而听有些模糊他，终而听方始明白他。 | |
| 说什么河南才子襄阳宝， 不问可知就是他，一定无疑正是他。 | |
| 此乃我的他，非是你的他！ | |
| 故而一些些的声音他一他...... | |
| （白） | |
| 原来是——他。 | |
| 来哉～～～小姐，你一样“他”的呀？ |
| bai | |
| a xiao jie, ya tou yao gong xi xiao jie, he xi qian jin! | |
| xi cong he lai? | |
| chang | |
| chen liang chen gong xi ni nv jiao wa, | |
| ni kuai kuai yuan zhong qu jian jian ta, su su dao tang qian qu hui hui ta. | |
| ni qu kan kan ta, jian jian ta, hui hui ta, ren ren ta, yin wei zhuang shu yi guan bu xiang ta. | |
| hao hao qian qu xiang jian ta, ni ke ke shi shi hen zhe ta, bu yao xiang feng man yuan ta. tang ran ni me yan yu zhi zhong de zui le ta, wu dun ju quan bu jian ge ta, ni cong ci wan nan xun mi ta. | |
| bai | |
| ke dong a? | |
| zhe ge me | |
| ge me xiao jie ting zi a dong ne? wei zeng ting de chen guang ne, xiao jie zi jia jue zhe dao man qing shuang xiang ge, xian zai bei li ji ge yi" ta" me, ge nao zi dao bei li" ta" hu tu zai. | |
| chang | |
| xiao jie ting bu dong ta, shen me yuan zhong ta bu ta, yi die lian qian dou shi ta, wu xing wu ming shui shi ta, hai shi ni de ta lai wo de ta? | |
| suo yi ma yi sheng zuo guai de chi ni zi, ni jin lai xue de zui zha zha, hu shuo yuan zhong ta bu ta, wu fei yi wei mai she zan, ni yin he tang tu wo nv dong jia? ruo zai qing fu mian bu de da, xiang zhong ya tou shui shi ni xuan hua, wu shi wu duan lai xi nong zan. | |
| bai | |
| ruo zai ru ci, wo yao da le. | |
| sha me shi a, yao da zai? ai ya wo lai bao xi ge ya, shang dian wu bo dao chi sheng huo! ai yo dao you dian wo sai ge wa. ben lai me wo lao shi jiang zai, wei zi nai yao da wo me, na me dao yao de nai xun xin kai xin zai. ai ya xiao jie, xiang ya tou shi | |
| chang | |
| wo te di zhuang tai lai bao xi, zen sheng ni fan jiang xi que dang wu ya, han ma gong lao shang bu jia, wu shi wu fei lai man yuan zan. shang fa bu ming sha yi si, bu gong bu fa zhu ren jia, fan jiang en qing lai dang zuo cha. | |
| bai | |
| ya tou de nai shi lai bao xi de ya. | |
| jiu jing shen me xi shi na? | |
| dao hao you yi bi. | |
| bi zuo he lai? | |
| nuo | |
| chang | |
| qian fen jing xian qian fen xi, hao bi na lang li pian zhou bang shui ya | |
| qian fen xin ku qian fen xi, hao bi na wan li hang shang yi dao jia | |
| qian fen zhao ji qian fen xi, hao bi na duan xian feng zheng you chu na | |
| qian fen qi guai qian fen xi, hao bi na shui mian fu ping jie le gua | |
| qian fen ku chu qian fen xi, hao bi na qiong xiu cai lian jie dai wu sha | |
| qian fen chou xu qian fen xi, hao bi na shi qu de qi zhen rong yi cha | |
| qian fen nan de qian fen xi, hao bi na tie shu feng chun ye kai hua. | |
| hua hua shi jie jin kuan da, wan ru heng he wan li sha. hai di lao zhen sui shou de, shui zhong zhuo yue li chen xin qu na. jiu zhou wan guo du xun bian, zhi chi zhi jian bian shi jia, bu xiao fang wen bu xiao cha. | |
| wo shi gui zhong wu shi dao yuan zhong qu, cai zhe liang duo mu dan hua. hua jian wu yi jian" xian jia", xiang wo cai ping han xiao sheng sheng yi. shuo shi mo peng lai xian dao jia yun xia, te di dao hong chen lai wang wang zan, yin yang suan zhun bu ceng cha, an luo yun tou dao wo jia, shi feng wo cai zhe mu dan hua. ta de yi zhong yu jian ni gui zhong xiu, yi si yin qin wu yi jia. | |
| wo me shi er xiang jian nan xiang shi, mian mu xing rong ren yi ren ta, kou qi yu yin ting yi ting ta, qu ji lai zong wen yi wen ta, shuo po fang zhi zhen shi ta, gu er wo me xiang qing dong jun qu xiang jian ta. | |
| ni qu kan kan ta, ren ren ta, jian jian ta, shuo shuo ta, hui hui ta, wen wen ta, wei shen yin qing bu xiang ta? yao huan kuan wen rou qu xiang quan ta. huo shi zhen, huo shi jia, ni bu dao yuan zhong bu jian ta, bu wen gen you ni bu dong ta. | |
| bai | |
| xiao jie, kuai kuai xia qu hui jian zhe ge ta er. | |
| ai yo ni la nie hun zai wa, guan zhao wo qu hua yuan peng tou zhe ge ta, ge me ta sha ren ne? ai, cai ping, jiu jing he xu yang ren, jiu gai xiang qing wo xiao jie xia lou, ruo zai ru ci, wo guo zhen yao da le. | |
| sha, you yao da zai? ai yo, zhi mian kong ban qi lai zai, zhen ge guang huo zai. bie yang mei sha, fan zheng chi dun sheng huo, bao xi chi sheng huo shi si zi yuan a wu shen chu ge! jiang zi ba. ge me a shi shuo fang qing? fang qing liang ge zi wu shuo, wo reng jiu la" ta" zi shang zuo wen zhang, er qie yao shuo de ni zui li xiang a yao zhe ge" ta" zi chu lai, nai die ge" ta" zi chu lai jiu bu neng man yuan wo zhe ge" ta". cai ping jiu shi ge dian li hai. | |
| a, xiao jie, bu yong sheng qi, ruo shuo hua yuan li zhe ge ta a, | |
| shui ya? | |
| jiu shi ta ya! | |
| chang | |
| wen zhi xian, chi ge ta gou qiang dao, da ji ta jia ding bei, qi fu ta ya huan men, qing bo ta fu ren bi jian ta, lao ye ai xi ta tai tai an tang deng dai ta, wang ben tian ya xun fang ta xiao jie lou tou xiang nian ta, bian shi wo cai ping hui jian ta. ta shi he nan cai zi xiang yang bao, zao nan dao ni xiao jie cong ming hai cai bu chu ta! | |
| bai | |
| ru jin ke dong wa? | |
| o xiao jie ting dao zhe da er ke dong zai? tang ruo zai wu dong, chun cui wo xiao jie wu xiang xiang yang cai nv, yao cai zi bian shang jia yi na bian mu nv, you dian mu xu xu zai! ting li jiang he nan cai zi xiang yang bao bei me, ai ya, wu shi bie ren, ge ge jiu shi wo xiao guan ren fang qing wa. | |
| chang | |
| xiao jie shi shi er ting bu dong ta, ji er ting you xie mo hu ta, zhong er ting fang shi ming bai ta. | |
| shuo shi mo he nan cai zi xiang yang bao, bu wen ke zhi jiu shi ta, yi ding wu yi zheng shi ta. | |
| ci nai wo de ta, fei shi ni de ta! | |
| gu er yi xie xie de sheng yin ta yi ta...... | |
| bai | |
| yuan lai shi ta. | |
| lai zai xiao jie, ni yi yang" ta" de ya? |
| bái | |
| a xiǎo jiě, yā tou yào gōng xǐ xiǎo jiě, hè xǐ qiān jīn! | |
| xǐ cóng hé lái? | |
| chàng | |
| chèn liáng chén gōng xǐ nǐ nǚ jiāo wá, | |
| nǐ kuài kuài yuán zhōng qù jiàn jiàn tā, sù sù dào táng qián qù huì huì tā. | |
| nǐ qù kàn kàn tā, jiàn jiàn tā, huì huì tā, rèn rèn tā, yīn wèi zhuāng shù yì guān bù xiàng tā. | |
| hǎo hǎo qián qù xiāng jiàn tā, nǐ kè kè shí shí hèn zhe tā, bú yào xiāng féng mán yuàn tā. tǎng rán nǐ me yán yǔ zhī zhōng de zuì le tā, wǔ dùn jù quán bú jiàn gè tā, nǐ cóng cǐ wàn nán xún mì tā. | |
| bái | |
| kě dǒng a? | |
| zhè gè me | |
| gè me xiǎo jiě tīng zǐ a dǒng ne? wèi zēng tīng de chén guāng ne, xiǎo jiě zì jiā jué zhe dào mǎn qīng shuǎng xiāng gè, xiàn zài bèi lǐ jǐ gè yī" tā" me, gé nǎo zi dào bèi lǐ" tā" hú tú zāi. | |
| chàng | |
| xiǎo jiě tīng bù dǒng tā, shén me yuán zhōng tā bù tā, yī dié lián qiān dōu shì tā, wú xìng wú míng shuí shì tā, hái shì nǐ de tā lái wǒ de tā? | |
| suǒ yǐ mà yī shēng zuò guài de chī nī zǐ, nǐ jìn lái xué dé zuǐ zhā zhā, hú shuō yuán zhōng tā bù tā, wú fēi yī wèi mài shē zán, nǐ yīn hé táng tū wǒ nǚ dōng jiā? ruò zài qīng fú miǎn bù dé dǎ, xiǎng zhòng yā tou shuí shì nǐ xuān huá, wú shì wú duān lái xì nòng zán. | |
| bái | |
| ruò zài rú cǐ, wǒ yào dǎ le. | |
| shà me shì a, yào dǎ zāi? āi yā wǒ lái bào xǐ gè ya, shǎng diàn wú bō dào chī shēng huó! āi yō dào yǒu diǎn wō sāi gè wa. běn lái me wǒ lǎo shí jiǎng zāi, wèi zǐ nài yào dǎ wǒ me, nà me dào yào de nài xún xín kāi xīn zāi. āi yā xiǎo jiě, xiǎng yā tou shì | |
| chàng | |
| wǒ tè dì zhuāng tái lái bào xǐ, zěn shēng nǐ fǎn jiāng xǐ què dāng wū yā, hàn mǎ gōng láo shǎng bù jiā, wú shì wú fēi lái mán yuàn zán. shǎng fá bù míng shà yì sī, bù gōng bù fǎ zhǔ rén jiā, fǎn jiāng ēn qíng lái dàng zuò chà. | |
| bái | |
| yā tou dé nài shì lái bào xǐ de ya. | |
| jiū jìng shén me xǐ shì nà? | |
| dǎo hǎo yǒu yī bǐ. | |
| bǐ zuò hé lái? | |
| nuò | |
| chàng | |
| qiān fēn jīng xiǎn qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà làng lǐ piān zhōu bàng shuǐ yá | |
| qiān fēn xīn kǔ qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà wàn lǐ háng shāng yǐ dào jiā | |
| qiān fēn zháo jí qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà duàn xiàn fēng zhēng yǒu chǔ ná | |
| qiān fēn qí guài qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà shuǐ miàn fú píng jié le guā | |
| qiān fēn kǔ chǔ qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà qióng xiù cái lián jié dài wū shā | |
| qiān fēn chóu xù qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà shī qù de qí zhēn róng yì chá | |
| qiān fēn nán de qiān fēn xǐ, hǎo bǐ nà tiě shù féng chūn yě kāi huā. | |
| huā huā shì jiè jǐn kuān dà, wǎn rú héng hé wàn lǐ shā. hǎi dǐ lāo zhēn suí shǒu dé, shui zhong zhuo yue lǐ chèn xīn qù ná. jiǔ zhōu wàn guó dū xún biàn, zhǐ chǐ zhī jiān biàn shì jiā, bù xiāo fǎng wèn bù xiāo chá. | |
| wǒ shì guī zhōng wú shì dào yuán zhōng qù, cǎi zhè liǎng duǒ mǔ dān huā. huā jiān wú yì jiàn" xiān jiā", xiàng wǒ cǎi píng hán xiào shēng shēng yī. shuō shí mǒ péng lái xiān dǎo jià yún xiá, tè dì dào hóng chén lái wàng wàng zán, yīn yáng suàn zhǔn bù céng chà, àn luò yún tóu dào wǒ jiā, shì féng wǒ cǎi zhé mǔ dān huā. tā de yì zhōng yù jiàn nǐ guī zhōng xiù, yì sī yīn qín wú yǐ jiā. | |
| wǒ me shǐ ér xiāng jiàn nán xiāng shí, miàn mù xíng róng rèn yī rèn tā, kǒu qì yǔ yīn tīng yī tīng tā, qù jī lái zōng wèn yī wèn tā, shuō pò fāng zhī zhēn shì tā, gù ér wǒ me xiāng qǐng dōng jūn qù xiāng jiàn tā. | |
| nǐ qù kàn kàn tā, rèn rèn tā, jiàn jiàn tā, shuō shuō tā, huì huì tā, wèn wèn tā, wéi shèn yīn qíng bù xiàng tā? yào huǎn kuǎn wēn róu qù xiāng quàn tā. huò shì zhēn, huò shì jiǎ, nǐ bú dào yuán zhōng bú jiàn tā, bù wèn gēn yóu nǐ bù dǒng tā. | |
| bái | |
| xiǎo jiě, kuài kuài xià qù huì jiàn zhè gè tā ér. | |
| āi yō nǐ lā niè hūn zāi wa, guān zhào wǒ qù huā yuán pèng tóu zhè gè tā, gè me tā shà rén ne? āi, cǎi píng, jiū jìng hé xǔ yàng rén, jiù gāi xiāng qǐng wǒ xiǎo jiě xià lóu, ruò zài rú cǐ, wǒ guǒ zhēn yào dǎ le. | |
| shà, yòu yào dǎ zāi? āi yō, zhǐ miàn kǒng bǎn qǐ lái zāi, zhēn gé guāng huǒ zāi. bié yàng méi shà, fǎn zhèng chī dùn shēng huó, bào xǐ chī shēng huó shì sǐ zǐ yuān a wú shēn chù gè! jiǎng zǐ ba. gè me a shì shuō fāng qīng? fāng qīng liǎng gè zì wù shuō, wǒ réng jiù lā" tā" zì shàng zuò wén zhāng, ér qiě yào shuō de nǐ zuǐ lǐ xiāng a yào zhè gè" tā" zì chū lái, nài dié gè" tā" zì chū lái jiù bù néng mán yuàn wǒ zhè gè" tā". cǎi píng jiù shì gè diǎn lì hài. | |
| a, xiǎo jiě, bù yòng shēng qì, ruò shuō huā yuán lǐ zhè gè tā a, | |
| shuí ya? | |
| jiù shì tā ya! | |
| chàng | |
| wēn zhī xiàn, chǐ gé tā gǒu qiáng dào, dǎ jī tā jiā dīng bèi, qī fù tā yā huán men, qīng bó tā fū rén bǐ jiàn tā, lǎo yé ài xī tā tài tài ān táng děng dài tā, wáng běn tiān yá xún fǎng tā xiǎo jiě lóu tóu xiǎng niàn tā, biàn shì wǒ cǎi píng huì jiàn tā. tā shì hé nán cái zǐ xiāng yáng bǎo, zǎo nán dào nǐ xiǎo jiě cōng míng hái cāi bù chū tā! | |
| bái | |
| rú jīn kě dǒng wa? | |
| ō xiǎo jiě tīng dào zhè dā ér kě dǒng zāi? tǎng ruò zài wù dǒng, chún cuì wǒ xiǎo jiě wù xiàng xiāng yáng cái nǚ, yào cái zì biān shàng jiā yī nà biàn mù nǚ, yǒu diǎn mù xū xū zāi! tīng lǐ jiǎng hé nán cái zǐ xiāng yáng bǎo bèi me, āi yā, wù shì bié rén, gé gè jiù shì wǒ xiǎo guān rén fāng qīng wa. | |
| chàng | |
| xiǎo jiě shì shǐ ér tīng bù dǒng tā, jì ér tīng yǒu xiē mó hu tā, zhōng ér tīng fāng shǐ míng bái tā. | |
| shuō shí mǒ hé nán cái zǐ xiāng yáng bǎo, bù wèn kě zhī jiù shì tā, yí dìng wú yí zhèng shì tā. | |
| cǐ nǎi wǒ de tā, fēi shì nǐ de tā! | |
| gù ér yī xiē xiē de shēng yīn tā yī tā...... | |
| bái | |
| yuán lái shì tā. | |
| lái zāi xiǎo jiě, nǐ yí yàng" tā" de ya? |
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