| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 大頭佛Mochi/SAGA3K |
| [00:00.455] | 作曲 : 大頭佛Mochi/SAGA3K |
| [00:00.910] | 编曲 : kwanchen |
| [00:01.366] | 十万个冷笑话 Bad Jokes |
| [00:15.957] | verse 1 |
| [00:17.206] | keep it real man 讲真你卖几钱一斤 |
| [00:19.181] | everything 标价 冇嘢贵过五险一金 |
| [00:21.398] | 咪故作潇洒 边个甘心漂泊一生 |
| [00:23.686] | lets make a deal 超稳阵 保到你两脚一伸 |
| [00:25.721] | cash rules everything around me（around me） |
| [00:28.391] | 中产阶级终身做夹心 ay~ |
| [00:30.660] | 揾啲安全感 所以乜嘢都唔谂 |
| [00:32.522] | 睇多几集综艺你我变成天生喜剧人 （ha） |
| [00:35.006] | 见到边个发嬲你就掉转头 me too |
| [00:36.734] | 咪比痴线佬佢打泻你杯酒 me too |
| [00:39.303] | 呢度空气咁好 风气咁好 大碗鸡汤吞晒落肚 |
| [00:40.342] | 你仲想要乜嘢豉油？（发梦） |
| [00:43.363] | 喂你做生做死做忌都冇晒时间 |
| [00:45.873] | 深呼吸上气唔接下气 |
| [00:47.951] | 我一路冇乜病痛除左天生发钱寒 发展才是硬道理 |
| [00:52.744] | hook |
| [00:53.240] | everyone just wanna have fun 听我讲笑话啊~ |
| [00:57.113] | 百分百感觉咁搏命 落力笑哈哈 |
| [01:01.174] | we dont care about tomorrow 反正睇唔到 |
| [01:05.668] | 咪再扫兴叫我醒下 shut the f*ck up |
| [01:09.782] | verse 2 |
| [01:10.153] | 摞十万蚊造一个镀金嘅厕所 |
| [01:12.302] | 再歌颂zg上埋新闻lb |
| [01:14.325] | 我兄弟系shd手臂有三道杠 |
| [01:16.736] | 翻学放学共享单车接送 |
| [01:19.014] | 我逼巴士逼地铁逼自己积极啲 |
| [01:21.170] | 仲未发达仲发紧ZGM攀比心作动 消费的作用 |
| [01:25.305] | 我系拼多多买部最逼真嘅iPhone |
| [01:27.801] | lick lick 摞粒糖来lai |
| [01:29.307] | 也性色食 keep系幼稚嘅状态 |
| [01:31.294] | 我更积极只要观众点个like |
| [01:33.517] | 话比你知我是歌手 我唔介意喂埋奶v |
| [01:36.138] | 一家大细学跳海草舞 跳到上春晚嘅level |
| [01:39.109] | 感动左成个导演组 |
| [01:40.726] | 个仔买书簿 老婆买衣帽 |
| [01:43.136] | 唔知几时又要打怪 好似冒险岛 |
| [01:45.011] | hook |
| [01:45.401] | everyone just wanna have fun |
| [01:47.547] | 听我讲笑话啊~ |
| [01:49.806] | 百分百感觉咁搏命 落力笑哈哈 |
| [01:53.688] | we dont care about tomorrow 反正睇唔到 |
| [01:58.180] | 咪再扫兴叫我醒下 |
| [02:00.738] | shut the f*ck up |
| [02:02.009] | bridge |
| [02:02.485] | 开心啲啦 baby 手机睇马骝 |
| [02:04.656] | 习惯性冇乜要求 最紧要好入口 |
| [02:11.830] | 开心啲啦 baby 落户在广州 |
| [02:16.268] | 下世要再当村民 人手一栋楼 |
| [02:20.205] | outro |
| [02:20.699] | 买车 买楼 买棺材 唔知订 |
| [02:26.663] | 投标 投票 投胎 再来过 |
| [02:29.493] | 买车 买楼 买棺材 唔知订 |
| [02:33.752] | 投标 投票 投胎 再来过 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : da tou fu Mochi SAGA3K |
| [00:00.455] | zuo qu : da tou fu Mochi SAGA3K |
| [00:00.910] | bian qu : kwanchen |
| [00:01.366] | shi wan ge leng xiao hua Bad Jokes |
| [00:15.957] | verse 1 |
| [00:17.206] | keep it real man jiang zhen ni mai ji qian yi jin |
| [00:19.181] | everything biao jia mao ye gui guo wu xian yi jin |
| [00:21.398] | mi gu zuo xiao sa bian ge gan xin piao bo yi sheng |
| [00:23.686] | lets make a deal chao wen zhen bao dao ni liang jiao yi shen |
| [00:25.721] | cash rules everything around me around me |
| [00:28.391] | zhong chan jie ji zhong shen zuo jia xin ay |
| [00:30.660] | wen di an quan gan suo yi nie ye dou wu shen |
| [00:32.522] | di duo ji ji zong yi ni wo bian cheng tian sheng xi ju ren ha |
| [00:35.006] | jian dao bian ge fa niao ni jiu diao zhuan tou me too |
| [00:36.734] | mi bi chi xian lao qu da xie ni bei jiu me too |
| [00:39.303] | ne du kong qi han hao feng qi han hao da wan ji tang tun shai luo du |
| [00:40.342] | ni zhong xiang yao nie ye chi you? fa meng |
| [00:43.363] | wei ni zuo sheng zuo si zuo ji dou mao shai shi jian |
| [00:45.873] | shen hu xi shang qi wu jie xia qi |
| [00:47.951] | wo yi lu mao mie bing tong chu zuo tian sheng fa qian han fa zhan cai shi ying dao li |
| [00:52.744] | hook |
| [00:53.240] | everyone just wanna have fun ting wo jiang xiao hua a |
| [00:57.113] | bai fen bai gan jue han bo ming luo li xiao ha ha |
| [01:01.174] | we dont care about tomorrow fan zheng di wu dao |
| [01:05.668] | mi zai sao xing jiao wo xing xia shut the f ck up |
| [01:09.782] | verse 2 |
| [01:10.153] | luo shi wan wen zao yi ge du jin kai ce suo |
| [01:12.302] | zai ge song zg shang mai xin wen lb |
| [01:14.325] | wo xiong di xi shd shou bi you san dao gang |
| [01:16.736] | fan xue fang xue gong xiang dan che jie song |
| [01:19.014] | wo bi ba shi bi di tie bi zi ji ji ji di |
| [01:21.170] | zhong wei fa da zhong fa jin ZGM pan bi xin zuo dong xiao fei de zuo yong |
| [01:25.305] | wo xi pin duo duo mai bu zui bi zhen kai iPhone |
| [01:27.801] | lick lick luo li tang lai lai |
| [01:29.307] | ye xing se shi keep xi you zhi kai zhuang tai |
| [01:31.294] | wo geng ji ji zhi yao guan zhong dian ge like |
| [01:33.517] | hua bi ni zhi wo shi ge shou wo wu jie yi wei mai nai v |
| [01:36.138] | yi jia da xi xue tiao hai cao wu tiao dao shang chun wan kai level |
| [01:39.109] | gan dong zuo cheng ge dao yan zu |
| [01:40.726] | ge zi mai shu bu lao po mai yi mao |
| [01:43.136] | wu zhi ji shi you yao da guai hao si mao xian dao |
| [01:45.011] | hook |
| [01:45.401] | everyone just wanna have fun |
| [01:47.547] | ting wo jiang xiao hua a |
| [01:49.806] | bai fen bai gan jue han bo ming luo li xiao ha ha |
| [01:53.688] | we dont care about tomorrow fan zheng di wu dao |
| [01:58.180] | mi zai sao xing jiao wo xing xia |
| [02:00.738] | shut the f ck up |
| [02:02.009] | bridge |
| [02:02.485] | kai xin di la baby shou ji di ma liu |
| [02:04.656] | xi guan xing mao mie yao qiu zui jin yao hao ru kou |
| [02:11.830] | kai xin di la baby luo hu zai guang zhou |
| [02:16.268] | xia shi yao zai dang cun min ren shou yi dong lou |
| [02:20.205] | outro |
| [02:20.699] | mai che mai lou mai guan cai wu zhi ding |
| [02:26.663] | tou biao tou piao tou tai zai lai guo |
| [02:29.493] | mai che mai lou mai guan cai wu zhi ding |
| [02:33.752] | tou biao tou piao tou tai zai lai guo |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : dà tóu fú Mochi SAGA3K |
| [00:00.455] | zuò qǔ : dà tóu fú Mochi SAGA3K |
| [00:00.910] | biān qǔ : kwanchen |
| [00:01.366] | shí wàn gè lěng xiào huà Bad Jokes |
| [00:15.957] | verse 1 |
| [00:17.206] | keep it real man jiǎng zhēn nǐ mài jǐ qián yī jīn |
| [00:19.181] | everything biāo jià mǎo yě guì guò wǔ xiǎn yī jīn |
| [00:21.398] | mī gù zuò xiāo sǎ biān gè gān xīn piāo bó yī shēng |
| [00:23.686] | lets make a deal chāo wěn zhèn bǎo dào nǐ liǎng jiǎo yī shēn |
| [00:25.721] | cash rules everything around me around me |
| [00:28.391] | zhōng chǎn jiē jí zhōng shēn zuò jiā xīn ay |
| [00:30.660] | wèn dì ān quán gǎn suǒ yǐ niè yě dōu wú shěn |
| [00:32.522] | dì duō jǐ jí zōng yì nǐ wǒ biàn chéng tiān shēng xǐ jù rén ha |
| [00:35.006] | jiàn dào biān gè fā niǎo nǐ jiù diào zhuǎn tóu me too |
| [00:36.734] | mī bǐ chī xiàn lǎo qú dǎ xiè nǐ bēi jiǔ me too |
| [00:39.303] | ne dù kōng qì hán hǎo fēng qì hán hǎo dà wǎn jī tāng tūn shài luò dù |
| [00:40.342] | nǐ zhòng xiǎng yào niè yě chǐ yóu? fā mèng |
| [00:43.363] | wèi nǐ zuò shēng zuò sǐ zuò jì dōu mǎo shài shí jiān |
| [00:45.873] | shēn hū xī shàng qì wú jiē xià qì |
| [00:47.951] | wǒ yí lù mǎo miē bìng tòng chú zuǒ tiān shēng fà qián hán fā zhǎn cái shì yìng dào lǐ |
| [00:52.744] | hook |
| [00:53.240] | everyone just wanna have fun tīng wǒ jiǎng xiào huà a |
| [00:57.113] | bǎi fēn bǎi gǎn jué hán bó mìng luò lì xiào hā hā |
| [01:01.174] | we dont care about tomorrow fǎn zhèng dì wú dào |
| [01:05.668] | mī zài sǎo xìng jiào wǒ xǐng xià shut the f ck up |
| [01:09.782] | verse 2 |
| [01:10.153] | luò shí wàn wén zào yí gè dù jīn kǎi cè suǒ |
| [01:12.302] | zài gē sòng zg shàng mái xīn wén lb |
| [01:14.325] | wǒ xiōng dì xì shd shǒu bì yǒu sān dào gāng |
| [01:16.736] | fān xué fàng xué gòng xiǎng dān chē jiē sòng |
| [01:19.014] | wǒ bī bā shì bī dì tiě bī zì jǐ jī jí dì |
| [01:21.170] | zhòng wèi fā dá zhòng fā jǐn ZGM pān bǐ xīn zuò dòng xiāo fèi de zuò yòng |
| [01:25.305] | wǒ xì pīn duō duō mǎi bù zuì bī zhēn kǎi iPhone |
| [01:27.801] | lick lick luò lì táng lái lai |
| [01:29.307] | yě xìng sè shí keep xì yòu zhì kǎi zhuàng tài |
| [01:31.294] | wǒ gèng jī jí zhǐ yào guān zhòng diǎn gè like |
| [01:33.517] | huà bǐ nǐ zhī wǒ shì gē shǒu wǒ wú jiè yì wèi mái nǎi v |
| [01:36.138] | yī jiā dà xì xué tiào hǎi cǎo wǔ tiào dào shàng chūn wǎn kǎi level |
| [01:39.109] | gǎn dòng zuǒ chéng gè dǎo yǎn zǔ |
| [01:40.726] | gè zǐ mǎi shū bù lǎo pó mǎi yī mào |
| [01:43.136] | wú zhī jǐ shí yòu yào dǎ guài hǎo sì mào xiǎn dǎo |
| [01:45.011] | hook |
| [01:45.401] | everyone just wanna have fun |
| [01:47.547] | tīng wǒ jiǎng xiào huà a |
| [01:49.806] | bǎi fēn bǎi gǎn jué hán bó mìng luò lì xiào hā hā |
| [01:53.688] | we dont care about tomorrow fǎn zhèng dì wú dào |
| [01:58.180] | mī zài sǎo xìng jiào wǒ xǐng xià |
| [02:00.738] | shut the f ck up |
| [02:02.009] | bridge |
| [02:02.485] | kāi xīn dì la baby shǒu jī dì mǎ liú |
| [02:04.656] | xí guàn xìng mǎo miē yāo qiú zuì jǐn yāo hǎo rù kǒu |
| [02:11.830] | kāi xīn dì la baby luò hù zài guǎng zhōu |
| [02:16.268] | xià shì yào zài dāng cūn mín rén shǒu yī dòng lóu |
| [02:20.205] | outro |
| [02:20.699] | mǎi chē mǎi lóu mǎi guān cái wú zhī dìng |
| [02:26.663] | tóu biāo tóu piào tóu tāi zài lái guò |
| [02:29.493] | mǎi chē mǎi lóu mǎi guān cái wú zhī dìng |
| [02:33.752] | tóu biāo tóu piào tóu tāi zài lái guò |
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