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Who is the naughtiest child? |
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Who drives their French teacher wild? |
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And when he's telling you lies |
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He looks you straight in the eye |
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Got kicked in the side |
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In the side, it's the same again |
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Got kicked in the hide |
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Must be then, it was now and then |
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He's got the social disease |
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J-J-J-John! |
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Grass stains and cuts on his knees |
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J-J-J-John! |
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He won't listen to a word that you say |
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J-J-J-John! |
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He'll steal your daughters away |
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Got kicked in the side |
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In the side, it's the same again |
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Got kicked in the hide |
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Must be then, it was now and then |
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You took him home to meet your queen |
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You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to |
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And lent him all your good CDs |
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You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to |
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You said you were the only one |
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You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to |
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They broke the mould for dear old John |
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You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to |
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Got kicked in the side |
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In the side, it's the same again |
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Got kicked in the hide |
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Must be then, it was now and then |
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J-J-J-J-John |
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J-J-J-J-John |
