| Barbe! Help me please! | |
| Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me | |
| You want to see my private parts? | |
| Or see the girl that broke my heart? | |
| She's drilling me just to make your day | |
| But I don't care 'cause | |
| I like to pay | |
| Is schlager in or schlager out? | |
| Do you care what it's all about? | |
| Or are you bored beyond belief 'cause your home, sick and need relief? | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| I fill the empty spaces in your boring life | |
| Is this the future on | |
| T.V.? You watch as | |
| I exploit me here | |
| My friend, it's public larceny | |
| Kick back while | |
| I get my feet | |
| My world is open for the mass | |
| You suckers now can kiss my ass | |
| The pay-check's coming in the mail | |
| The money's good - but the themes are stale | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| I fill the empty spaces in your boring life | |
| Meiser! Help me please! | |
| Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt | |
| I am a Talk | |
| Show Prostitute | |
| I fill the empty spaces in your boring life |