| Hey boss! Your Party's cool | |
| Another year so let's start drinking | |
| Excess! The alcohol flows | |
| Your birthday is a night for sinners | |
| My bladder's full | |
| Need to take a killer piss now | |
| I can't, can't hardly walk | |
| Gotta find a wall to mark now | |
| I went to pee, and passed some gas | |
| My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ass | |
| [Chorus:] | |
| My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might | |
| In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart | |
| My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might | |
| In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart | |
| Here comes my friend | |
| With a raging pole to empty | |
| Nice, right next to me | |
| Wretched wind right up his nostril | |
| My friend got sick, he had to puke | |
| My ass had the power, it wasn't a fluke | |
| [Chorus:] | |
| My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might | |
| In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart | |
| My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might | |
| In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart | |
| The job was done | |
| I went back home really happy | |
| Still unable to walk | |
| Hit the hay but then I blew more | |
| People-a lesson learned | |
| A lot of beers and you'll start stinking | |
| Eat beans-and that's how it goes | |
| Make people spew and be a winner | |
| [Chorus:] | |
| My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might | |
| In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart | |
| My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might | |
| In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |