| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 醉竹 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 神様はじめました |
| [00:09.865] | 大哥我不想要那把重剑(ノ`Д´)ノ |
| [00:13.630] | 这东西我看着不顺眼 像个腰部挂件 |
| [00:16.641] | 何况爹爹说打人不打脸 |
| [00:19.650] | 用重剑容易招来恩怨(`・д・´) |
| [00:22.412] | 「嗯?呵呵 继续说」 |
| [00:26.681] | 「额……咳咳」 |
| [00:29.691] | 好吧这是其中一个方面 |
| [00:33.455] | 这剑扛在肩上略重了点 追妹纸不方便 |
| [00:36.470] | 别人家大轻功又高又远 |
| [00:39.479] | 而我们飞都贴着地面 ( >﹏<。) |
| [00:42.981] | 脚踏劲风步生莲 虎跑梦泉 |
| [00:46.242] | 眸凝光 气蕴丹田 |
| [00:49.505] | 轻轻掂 膝前剑 |
| [00:54.523] | 二哥教我出手要果决 动作再狠辣点 |
| [00:55.312] | 哈哈哈 o(*≧▽≦)ツ |
| [01:01.085] | 为什么隔壁 那蠢咩只用拿一把剑 |
| [01:08.113] | 他师兄不会捏他脸 每天碎碎念 |
| [01:10.875] | 三哥行行好放我一天┏(゜ロ゜;)┛ |
| [01:16.489] | 今天是真的有事 约着秀坊姑娘见面 |
| [01:17.242] | 「喔?」 |
| [01:25.275] | 单纯谈谈理想 这种应酬我很熟练 |
| [01:30.823] | 切不信就算了 逗比再见 哼 (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ |
| [01:32.836] | 「皮,又痒了?」 |
| [01:35.848] | 师兄在外总被叫做黄鸡 |
| [01:39.612] | 机智如我穿一身白衣 轻剑在手不离 |
| [01:42.123] | 从此我匪号西湖白斩鸡 |
| [01:45.136] | 来呀少爷用钱砸死你ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ |
| [01:48.903] | 「咦!三、三哥!好巧啊!」 |
| [01:52.165] | 「嗯?这块玄晶……是你掉的么」 |
| [01:55.177] | 「我我什么也不知道啊!」 |
| [01:58.240] | 「小兔崽子给我回来!」 |
| [02:02.255] | 大哥让我撸木桩 不许留情 |
| [02:05.015] | 风车起 转个不停 |
| [02:08.330] | 嘎嘣脆 鸡肉味 |
| [02:13.355] | 担心炮哥看见这场景 送我**追命 |
| [02:14.859] | 哈哈哈눈_눈 |
| [02:20.128] | 东都哈士奇 小心本少告你们李局 |
| [02:26.907] | 没事乱搭什么cp 都速度巡街去 |
| [02:30.170] | 人有很多姿势护菊ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ |
| [02:36.195] | 求再让我趴一会 我深爱着这片土地 |
| [02:40.211] | 睡饱才是真理_(┐「ε:)_ |
| [02:46.484] | 坚持不搞基 一生终成西湖脆皮叽 |
| [02:53.259] | 爹爹说要给我秘籍 从此晋身帅比ヾ(o◕∀◕)ノ |
| [02:56.772] | 买个玄晶磨成油漆ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ |
| [03:02.794] | 我家西湖那块地 钱对我们不算问题 |
| [03:11.872] | 不管蠢或逗比 别挣扎了没错是你(ノ・ω・)ノ゙ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : zui zhu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : shen yang |
| [00:09.865] | da ge wo bu xiang yao na ba zhong jian |
| [00:13.630] | zhe dong xi wo kan zhe bu shun yan xiang ge yao bu gua jian |
| [00:16.641] | he kuang die die shuo da ren bu da lian |
| [00:19.650] | yong zhong jian rong yi zhao lai en yuan |
| [00:22.412] | ? he he ji xu shuo |
| [00:26.681] | e hai hai |
| [00:29.691] | hao ba zhe shi qi zhong yi ge fang mian |
| [00:33.455] | zhe jian kang zai jian shang lue zhong le dian zhui mei zhi bu fang bian |
| [00:36.470] | bie ren jia da qing gong you gao you yuan |
| [00:39.479] | er wo men fei dou tie zhao di mian . |
| [00:42.981] | jiao ta jing feng bu sheng lian hu pao meng quan |
| [00:46.242] | mou ning guang qi yun dan tian |
| [00:49.505] | qing qing dian xi qian jian |
| [00:54.523] | er ge jiao wo chu shou yao guo jue dong zuo zai hen la dian |
| [00:55.312] | ha ha ha o |
| [01:01.085] | wei shi me ge bi na chun mie zhi yong na yi ba jian |
| [01:08.113] | ta shi xiong bu hui nie ta lian mei tian sui sui nian |
| [01:10.875] | san ge xing xing hao fang wo yi tian |
| [01:16.489] | jin tian shi zhen de you shi yue zhe xiu fang gu niang jian mian |
| [01:17.242] | o? |
| [01:25.275] | dan chun tan tan li xiang zhe zhong ying chou wo hen shu lian |
| [01:30.823] | qie bu xin jiu suan le dou bi zai jian heng |
| [01:32.836] | pi, you yang le? |
| [01:35.848] | shi xiong zai wai zong bei jiao zuo huang ji |
| [01:39.612] | ji zhi ru wo chuan yi shen bai yi qing jian zai shou bu li |
| [01:42.123] | cong ci wo fei hao xi hu bai zhan ji |
| [01:45.136] | lai ya shao ye yong qian za si ni |
| [01:48.903] | yi! san san ge! hao qiao a! |
| [01:52.165] | ? zhe kuai xuan jing shi ni diao de me |
| [01:55.177] | wo wo shen me ye bu zhi dao a! |
| [01:58.240] | xiao tu zai zi gei wo hui lai! |
| [02:02.255] | da ge rang wo lu mu zhuang bu xu liu qing |
| [02:05.015] | feng che qi zhuan ge bu ting |
| [02:08.330] | ga beng cui ji rou wei |
| [02:13.355] | dan xin pao ge kan jian zhe chang jing song wo zhui ming |
| [02:14.859] | ha ha ha _ |
| [02:20.128] | dong dou ha shi qi xiao xin ben shao gao ni men li ju |
| [02:26.907] | mei shi luan da shen me cp dou su du xun jie qu |
| [02:30.170] | ren you hen duo zi shi hu ju |
| [02:36.195] | qiu zai rang wo pa yi hui wo shen ai zhe zhe pian tu di |
| [02:40.211] | shui bao cai shi zhen li _: _ |
| [02:46.484] | jian chi bu gao ji yi sheng zhong cheng xi hu cui pi ji |
| [02:53.259] | die die shuo yao gei wo mi ji cong ci jin shen shuai bi o |
| [02:56.772] | mai ge xuan jing mo cheng you qi |
| [03:02.794] | wo jia xi hu na kuai di qian dui wo men bu suan wen ti |
| [03:11.872] | bu guan chun huo dou bi bie zheng zha le mei cuo shi ni |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : zuì zhú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : shén yàng |
| [00:09.865] | dà gē wǒ bù xiǎng yào nà bǎ zhòng jiàn |
| [00:13.630] | zhè dōng xī wǒ kàn zhe bù shùn yǎn xiàng gè yāo bù guà jiàn |
| [00:16.641] | hé kuàng diē diē shuō dǎ rén bù dǎ liǎn |
| [00:19.650] | yòng zhòng jiàn róng yì zhāo lái ēn yuàn |
| [00:22.412] | ? hē hē jì xù shuō |
| [00:26.681] | é hāi hāi |
| [00:29.691] | hǎo ba zhè shì qí zhōng yí gè fāng miàn |
| [00:33.455] | zhè jiàn káng zài jiān shàng lüè zhòng le diǎn zhuī mèi zhǐ bù fāng biàn |
| [00:36.470] | bié rén jiā dà qīng gōng yòu gāo yòu yuǎn |
| [00:39.479] | ér wǒ men fēi dōu tiē zháo dì miàn . |
| [00:42.981] | jiǎo tà jìng fēng bù shēng lián hǔ pǎo mèng quán |
| [00:46.242] | móu níng guāng qì yùn dān tián |
| [00:49.505] | qīng qīng diān xī qián jiàn |
| [00:54.523] | èr gē jiào wǒ chū shǒu yào guǒ jué dòng zuò zài hěn là diǎn |
| [00:55.312] | hā hā hā o |
| [01:01.085] | wèi shí me gé bì nà chǔn miē zhǐ yòng ná yī bǎ jiàn |
| [01:08.113] | tā shī xiōng bú huì niē tā liǎn měi tiān suì suì niàn |
| [01:10.875] | sān gē xíng xíng hǎo fàng wǒ yì tiān |
| [01:16.489] | jīn tiān shì zhēn de yǒu shì yuē zhe xiù fāng gū niáng jiàn miàn |
| [01:17.242] | ō? |
| [01:25.275] | dān chún tán tán lǐ xiǎng zhè zhǒng yìng chóu wǒ hěn shú liàn |
| [01:30.823] | qiè bù xìn jiù suàn le dòu bǐ zài jiàn hēng |
| [01:32.836] | pí, yòu yǎng le? |
| [01:35.848] | shī xiōng zài wài zǒng bèi jiào zuò huáng jī |
| [01:39.612] | jī zhì rú wǒ chuān yī shēn bái yī qīng jiàn zài shǒu bù lí |
| [01:42.123] | cóng cǐ wǒ fěi hào xī hú bái zhǎn jī |
| [01:45.136] | lái ya shào yé yòng qián zá sǐ nǐ |
| [01:48.903] | yí! sān sān gē! hǎo qiǎo a! |
| [01:52.165] | ? zhè kuài xuán jīng shì nǐ diào de me |
| [01:55.177] | wǒ wǒ shén me yě bù zhī dào a! |
| [01:58.240] | xiǎo tù zǎi zǐ gěi wǒ huí lái! |
| [02:02.255] | dà gē ràng wǒ lū mù zhuāng bù xǔ liú qíng |
| [02:05.015] | fēng chē qǐ zhuǎn gè bù tíng |
| [02:08.330] | gā bēng cuì jī ròu wèi |
| [02:13.355] | dān xīn pào gē kàn jiàn zhè chǎng jǐng sòng wǒ zhuī mìng |
| [02:14.859] | hā hā hā _ |
| [02:20.128] | dōng dōu hā shì qí xiǎo xīn běn shǎo gào nǐ men lǐ jú |
| [02:26.907] | méi shì luàn dā shén me cp dōu sù dù xún jiē qù |
| [02:30.170] | rén yǒu hěn duō zī shì hù jú |
| [02:36.195] | qiú zài ràng wǒ pā yī huì wǒ shēn ài zhe zhè piàn tǔ dì |
| [02:40.211] | shuì bǎo cái shì zhēn lǐ _: _ |
| [02:46.484] | jiān chí bù gǎo jī yī shēng zhōng chéng xī hú cuì pí jī |
| [02:53.259] | diē diē shuō yào gěi wǒ mì jí cóng cǐ jìn shēn shuài bǐ o |
| [02:56.772] | mǎi gè xuán jīng mó chéng yóu qī |
| [03:02.794] | wǒ jiā xī hú nà kuài dì qián duì wǒ men bù suàn wèn tí |
| [03:11.872] | bù guǎn chǔn huò dòu bǐ bié zhēng zhá le méi cuò shì nǐ |