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Last week I flew to san diego to see my auntie |
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on day one I met her hot step-daughter |
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She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tanned |
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As she stepped out of her massive car |
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I could only notice she was more than ****able |
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I think she was coming back from the game or something |
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'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms |
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On day two I ****ed her and it was wild |
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She is such a slut |
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I ****ed my American cunt |
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I loved my English romance |
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I ****ed my American cunt |
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I loved my English romance |
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It was dirty a dream came true |
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Just like I like it shes got nice tits |
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It was perfect a dream came true |
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Just like a song by Blink182 |
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Ok, listen girls |
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I met the hottest guy ever |
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Basically as I was stepping out of my S.U.V. |
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I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever |
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Who cares? |
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Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair |
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And the cutest british accent ever |
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Atraight away I could tell he was a rocker |
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With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me |
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Mmm he is totally awesome |
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Oh my god I think I'm in love |
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I ****ed my American cunt |
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I loved my English romance |
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I ****ed my American cunt |
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I loved my English romance |
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It was dirty a dream came true |
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Just like I like it shes got nice tits |
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It was perfect a dream came true |
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Just like a song by Blink182 |
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I ****ed my American cunt |
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I loved my English romance |
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I ****ed my American cunt |
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I loved my English romance |
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It was so nice to meet you |
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Pleasure is mine I do like you |
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Come to Cancun for springbreak |
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I'll think about it it could be great. |
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And don't forget to send me a "friend request". |
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As if |
