First Orgasm (Album Version) Lyrics

[00:01.61]	It is a Thursday
[00:04.07]	I got up early
[00:07.13]	it is a challenge
[00:10.22]	I’m usually lazy
[00:13.24]	I make some coffee
[00:16.24]	I eat some Rice Chex
[00:19.43]	And then I sit down
[00:22.70]	To check my inbox
[00:26.14]	I only read a word or two
[00:33.48]	I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue
[00:40.64]	The first orgasm of the morning
[00:47.05]	Is cold and hard as hell
[00:54.09]	There wont be any second coming
[01:00.63]	As far as I can tell
[01:06.42]	I arch my back cause
[01:09.45]	I’m very close now
[01:12.39]	It’s very cold here
[01:15.43]	By the window
[01:18.67]	There are some school kids
[01:21.64]	Yelling and running
[01:24.75]	They barely notice
[01:27.88]	That I am coming
[01:31.58]	The first orgasm of the morning
[01:38.24]	Is like a fire drill
[01:44.19]	It's nice to have a little warning
[01:50.86]	But not enjoyable
[01:58.35]
[01:59.42]	I am too busy to have friends
[02:04.54]	A lover would just complicate my plans
[02:11.44]	So I will never look for love again
[02:17.70]	I’m taking matters into my own hands
[02:24.68]	I’m taking matters into my own hands
[02:31.36]
[02:42.94]	I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
[03:08.44]	I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
[03:26.45]	Won’t you hold me?
[03:31.27]	Won’t you hold me?
[03:37.09]	Won’t you hold me?

[00:01.61]	It is a Thursday
[00:04.07]	I got up early
[00:07.13]	it is a challenge
[00:10.22]	I' m usually lazy
[00:13.24]	I make some coffee
[00:16.24]	I eat some Rice Chex
[00:19.43]	And then I sit down
[00:22.70]	To check my inbox
[00:26.14]	I only read a word or two
[00:33.48]	I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue
[00:40.64]	The first orgasm of the morning
[00:47.05]	Is cold and hard as hell
[00:54.09]	There wont be any second coming
[01:00.63]	As far as I can tell
[01:06.42]	I arch my back cause
[01:09.45]	I' m very close now
[01:12.39]	It' s very cold here
[01:15.43]	By the window
[01:18.67]	There are some school kids
[01:21.64]	Yelling and running
[01:24.75]	They barely notice
[01:27.88]	That I am coming
[01:31.58]	The first orgasm of the morning
[01:38.24]	Is like a fire drill
[01:44.19]	It' s nice to have a little warning
[01:50.86]	But not enjoyable
[01:58.35]
[01:59.42]	I am too busy to have friends
[02:04.54]	A lover would just complicate my plans
[02:11.44]	So I will never look for love again
[02:17.70]	I' m taking matters into my own hands
[02:24.68]	I' m taking matters into my own hands
[02:31.36]
[02:42.94]	I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
[03:08.44]	I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
[03:26.45]	Won' t you hold me?
[03:31.27]	Won' t you hold me?
[03:37.09]	Won' t you hold me?

[00:01.61]	It is a Thursday
[00:04.07]	I got up early
[00:07.13]	it is a challenge
[00:10.22]	I' m usually lazy
[00:13.24]	I make some coffee
[00:16.24]	I eat some Rice Chex
[00:19.43]	And then I sit down
[00:22.70]	To check my inbox
[00:26.14]	I only read a word or two
[00:33.48]	I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue
[00:40.64]	The first orgasm of the morning
[00:47.05]	Is cold and hard as hell
[00:54.09]	There wont be any second coming
[01:00.63]	As far as I can tell
[01:06.42]	I arch my back cause
[01:09.45]	I' m very close now
[01:12.39]	It' s very cold here
[01:15.43]	By the window
[01:18.67]	There are some school kids
[01:21.64]	Yelling and running
[01:24.75]	They barely notice
[01:27.88]	That I am coming
[01:31.58]	The first orgasm of the morning
[01:38.24]	Is like a fire drill
[01:44.19]	It' s nice to have a little warning
[01:50.86]	But not enjoyable
[01:58.35]
[01:59.42]	I am too busy to have friends
[02:04.54]	A lover would just complicate my plans
[02:11.44]	So I will never look for love again
[02:17.70]	I' m taking matters into my own hands
[02:24.68]	I' m taking matters into my own hands
[02:31.36]
[02:42.94]	I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
[03:08.44]	I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
[03:26.45]	Won' t you hold me?
[03:31.27]	Won' t you hold me?
[03:37.09]	Won' t you hold me?

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