| Song | Digger Dave's Crazy Woman Blues |
| Artist | Todd Snider |
| Album | Agnostic Hymns & Stoner Fables |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Snider-Digger Dave-McConnell | |
| Digger Dave was a friend of mine | |
| Got himself into a bit of a mess one time | |
| Mindin’ his business, drinkin’ his wine | |
| When he heard a shotgun blast. | |
| It wasn’t anything he hadn’t heard before | |
| But then that girl Christine came cryin’ through his door | |
| Screamin’ : 'Yukon Jack told me to get rid of this thing fast'. | |
| Yukon Jack and Digger Dave sounds like a couple of names | |
| That I might’ve just made up | |
| But I’m tellin’ you, this is the truest story I tell. | |
| She set down the gun, took off runnin’ | |
| Digger Dave followed and soon came up on that death wish kid from Michigan | |
| He’s layin’ there shot up all to hell. | |
| He got a death wish since they come up from the lower forty-eight | |
| And they’d all be drinkin’ vodka for two days straight | |
| When the fist fight started, it was already too late | |
| For anyone to keep any peace. | |
| No one could remember what the fight was about but | |
| By all accounts the kid pulled the first gun out | |
| In self-defense beyond a shadow of a doubt | |
| Is what they all agreed to tell the police. | |
| Digger Dave said : 'No, y’all are on your own with this' | |
| Walked over to A.J.’s and drank himself pissed | |
| Cop yellow tape was strung out all over the place | |
| When he finally come walkin’ back out. | |
| A victim of circumstance if ever there was one | |
| Last time I saw him he said that he had just done | |
| A year and a half for what he called lettin’ that crazy bitch into his house. | |
| Got a new song about it though, sang it for me behind the club | |
| It said : 'Crazy woman blues, I got the crazy woman blues' | |
| 'I got the crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house'. | |
| Said it’s like : 'Crazy woman blues, I got the crazy woman blues' | |
| 'I got the crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house'. | |
| Only one way to know how far is just far enough | |
| You gotta go a little bit too far and then back up | |
| Back up and hope hard luck ain’t on your side. | |
| The town council had already planned to meet | |
| About all the drinkin’ and druggin’ down there on Brunelle Street | |
| About a little bit too late I guess | |
| At least for that kid that died. | |
| Crazy woman blues, crazy woman blues | |
| Crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house | |
| I got the crazy woman blues, the crazy woman blues | |
| Crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her in the house. |
| SniderDigger DaveMcConnell | |
| Digger Dave was a friend of mine | |
| Got himself into a bit of a mess one time | |
| Mindin' his business, drinkin' his wine | |
| When he heard a shotgun blast. | |
| It wasn' t anything he hadn' t heard before | |
| But then that girl Christine came cryin' through his door | |
| Screamin' nbsp: ' Yukon Jack told me to get rid of this thing fast'. | |
| Yukon Jack and Digger Dave sounds like a couple of names | |
| That I might' ve just made up | |
| But I' m tellin' you, this is the truest story I tell. | |
| She set down the gun, took off runnin' | |
| Digger Dave followed and soon came up on that death wish kid from Michigan | |
| He' s layin' there shot up all to hell. | |
| He got a death wish since they come up from the lower fortyeight | |
| And they' d all be drinkin' vodka for two days straight | |
| When the fist fight started, it was already too late | |
| For anyone to keep any peace. | |
| No one could remember what the fight was about but | |
| By all accounts the kid pulled the first gun out | |
| In selfdefense beyond a shadow of a doubt | |
| Is what they all agreed to tell the police. | |
| Digger Dave said nbsp: ' No, y' all are on your own with this' | |
| Walked over to A. J.' s and drank himself pissed | |
| Cop yellow tape was strung out all over the place | |
| When he finally come walkin' back out. | |
| A victim of circumstance if ever there was one | |
| Last time I saw him he said that he had just done | |
| A year and a half for what he called lettin' that crazy bitch into his house. | |
| Got a new song about it though, sang it for me behind the club | |
| It said nbsp: ' Crazy woman blues, I got the crazy woman blues' | |
| ' I got the crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house'. | |
| Said it' s like nbsp: ' Crazy woman blues, I got the crazy woman blues' | |
| ' I got the crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house'. | |
| Only one way to know how far is just far enough | |
| You gotta go a little bit too far and then back up | |
| Back up and hope hard luck ain' t on your side. | |
| The town council had already planned to meet | |
| About all the drinkin' and druggin' down there on Brunelle Street | |
| About a little bit too late I guess | |
| At least for that kid that died. | |
| Crazy woman blues, crazy woman blues | |
| Crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house | |
| I got the crazy woman blues, the crazy woman blues | |
| Crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her in the house. |
| SniderDigger DaveMcConnell | |
| Digger Dave was a friend of mine | |
| Got himself into a bit of a mess one time | |
| Mindin' his business, drinkin' his wine | |
| When he heard a shotgun blast. | |
| It wasn' t anything he hadn' t heard before | |
| But then that girl Christine came cryin' through his door | |
| Screamin' nbsp: ' Yukon Jack told me to get rid of this thing fast'. | |
| Yukon Jack and Digger Dave sounds like a couple of names | |
| That I might' ve just made up | |
| But I' m tellin' you, this is the truest story I tell. | |
| She set down the gun, took off runnin' | |
| Digger Dave followed and soon came up on that death wish kid from Michigan | |
| He' s layin' there shot up all to hell. | |
| He got a death wish since they come up from the lower fortyeight | |
| And they' d all be drinkin' vodka for two days straight | |
| When the fist fight started, it was already too late | |
| For anyone to keep any peace. | |
| No one could remember what the fight was about but | |
| By all accounts the kid pulled the first gun out | |
| In selfdefense beyond a shadow of a doubt | |
| Is what they all agreed to tell the police. | |
| Digger Dave said nbsp: ' No, y' all are on your own with this' | |
| Walked over to A. J.' s and drank himself pissed | |
| Cop yellow tape was strung out all over the place | |
| When he finally come walkin' back out. | |
| A victim of circumstance if ever there was one | |
| Last time I saw him he said that he had just done | |
| A year and a half for what he called lettin' that crazy bitch into his house. | |
| Got a new song about it though, sang it for me behind the club | |
| It said nbsp: ' Crazy woman blues, I got the crazy woman blues' | |
| ' I got the crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house'. | |
| Said it' s like nbsp: ' Crazy woman blues, I got the crazy woman blues' | |
| ' I got the crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house'. | |
| Only one way to know how far is just far enough | |
| You gotta go a little bit too far and then back up | |
| Back up and hope hard luck ain' t on your side. | |
| The town council had already planned to meet | |
| About all the drinkin' and druggin' down there on Brunelle Street | |
| About a little bit too late I guess | |
| At least for that kid that died. | |
| Crazy woman blues, crazy woman blues | |
| Crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her into my house | |
| I got the crazy woman blues, the crazy woman blues | |
| Crazy woman blues, I never shoulda let her in the house. |