Smelling Cigarettes Lyrics

	Very much vodka and too much tequila: those are the ways
	I learned to deal.
	Across against the light and the sleet scalds my sight, stunned
	I stayed put and a billboard truck runs over my foot.
	So things are really hopping; and my unemployment’s stopping; and my kitty cat’s copping; and
	I need to forget.
	So I go to the window and smell a cigarette.
	Now I’m in the clutches of my crutches:
	I’m laid up, and
	I sip from my cup, and
	I look outside.
	And I see
	Christopher
	Hyde-who just got divorced, and there’s a restraining order enforced-going in his ex-wife’s garage.
	I’m just drunk enough to open the window, yell out gruff: “
	Don’t you key that brand-new
	Camry.” And he gave me the cursor, “
	Damn,” returning to the spot he was, “
	Mind your own business you!”
	And I wag my finger, “
	You’re not doing what you’re supposed to do.”
	And then he’s coming toward me, and
	I took a swig of my tequila ‘cause it made me feel a little nervous as he started across against the light: but he didn’t look to his right as he didn’t stay put.
	And a billboard truck came and ran over his foot.
	And the cops responding called out to me, “
	Hey is this your cat?” “
	Yeah, but sometimes it forgets.
	Ah, wait a minute.
	I gonna come out there and smell a couple a cigarettes.”
	Don’t you hurry-worry with me…

	Very much vodka and too much tequila: those are the ways
	I learned to deal.
	Across against the light and the sleet scalds my sight, stunned
	I stayed put and a billboard truck runs over my foot.
	So things are really hopping and my unemployment' s stopping and my kitty cat' s copping and
	I need to forget.
	So I go to the window and smell a cigarette.
	Now I' m in the clutches of my crutches:
	I' m laid up, and
	I sip from my cup, and
	I look outside.
	And I see
	Christopher
	Hydewho just got divorced, and there' s a restraining order enforcedgoing in his exwife' s garage.
	I' m just drunk enough to open the window, yell out gruff: "
	Don' t you key that brandnew
	Camry." And he gave me the cursor, "
	Damn," returning to the spot he was, "
	Mind your own business you!"
	And I wag my finger, "
	You' re not doing what you' re supposed to do."
	And then he' s coming toward me, and
	I took a swig of my tequila ' cause it made me feel a little nervous as he started across against the light: but he didn' t look to his right as he didn' t stay put.
	And a billboard truck came and ran over his foot.
	And the cops responding called out to me, "
	Hey is this your cat?" "
	Yeah, but sometimes it forgets.
	Ah, wait a minute.
	I gonna come out there and smell a couple a cigarettes."
	Don' t you hurryworry with me

	Very much vodka and too much tequila: those are the ways
	I learned to deal.
	Across against the light and the sleet scalds my sight, stunned
	I stayed put and a billboard truck runs over my foot.
	So things are really hopping and my unemployment' s stopping and my kitty cat' s copping and
	I need to forget.
	So I go to the window and smell a cigarette.
	Now I' m in the clutches of my crutches:
	I' m laid up, and
	I sip from my cup, and
	I look outside.
	And I see
	Christopher
	Hydewho just got divorced, and there' s a restraining order enforcedgoing in his exwife' s garage.
	I' m just drunk enough to open the window, yell out gruff: "
	Don' t you key that brandnew
	Camry." And he gave me the cursor, "
	Damn," returning to the spot he was, "
	Mind your own business you!"
	And I wag my finger, "
	You' re not doing what you' re supposed to do."
	And then he' s coming toward me, and
	I took a swig of my tequila ' cause it made me feel a little nervous as he started across against the light: but he didn' t look to his right as he didn' t stay put.
	And a billboard truck came and ran over his foot.
	And the cops responding called out to me, "
	Hey is this your cat?" "
	Yeah, but sometimes it forgets.
	Ah, wait a minute.
	I gonna come out there and smell a couple a cigarettes."
	Don' t you hurryworry with me

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