Dating Tips Lyrics

Song	Dating Tips
Artist	That Handsome Devil
Album	That Handsome Devil
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	作曲 : Oppel, Page
	People often ask me
	“Godforbid” they say
	“You’re quite the ladies man
	What’s your secret?”
	Well
	You too can be swimmin’ in women
	Afloat in seas of ovaries
	But more importantly
	Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
	You have a diamond in the rough
	Or colored contact lenses and a rough <> stripper named Diamond
	Lets recreate the scene make believe you’re at a table seat
	Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat
	Way beneath the apron, Maybeline
	Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
	She’s a babe, and 8 at least
	You want to push the plate of quesadillas of the table and spread them angel’s wings
	But you can’t say a thing?
	If you don’t do well with women
	They sell prescription drugs on television
	May cause loss of appetite
	Malnutrition, dizzy spells
	And different bells were ringing
	And that’s where I come in and give ‘em a little extra help to get ‘em
	(You can’t get)
	You see confidence is key when entering any situation
	(In her pants)
	We all have insecurities
	So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others
	(But you don’t)
	Hey, she’s going to <> somebody
	(Give a damn)
	So why not you
	The drunker you are
	The easier it is to get laid
	But the harder it is to <>
	You may have to picture what it is this month
	Whoever you’ve been think of
	The girl at the Pizza Hut
	Midgets, nuns
	What ever little miss it was
	And with a little hard work, a little luck
	If you haven't given up
	Maybe you can get it up
	Now a <> is supposed to be fun
	Instant gratification, a roller coaster
	But no one wants to get stuck over and over
	Going home to the roller coaster
	It's hard to watch your shows
	And do your homework
	And when the ride you rode is over
	It’ll cost more than a roll of quarters
	(You can’t get)
	Pull out
	I know how warm and good it feels
	(In her pants)
	But its gettin' crowded 'round here
	Please, pull out
	(But you don’t)
	If its not the one you want to stay with
	You can avoid the face
	(Give a damn)
	But not the abbreviation
	Taking payments from your paycheck
	You can do it, pull out
	Men have what I call a “Columbus Complex”
	Other people may have been there
	But we still want to feel like we discovered it
	So don’t tell the number that you done it with
	Your summers in Columbia
	When you were young and done a bunch of dumber <>
	Rambunctious kids
	Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
	Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts
	Now a well trimmed personal area, that’s nice
	But why’s she so ready?
	You don’t suppose
	That she never knows
	When she might show somebody?
	Now think about that before you go steady
	Or maybe at your own wedding
	(You can’t get)
	If she’s your girlfriend
	Leave her alone with your friends
	(In her pants)
	Now, I don’t expect no virgin
	But let ‘em try to screw her
	If she’s flirting, or
	(But you don’t)
	It won’t work man
	Get rid of her
	And get yourself a new girlfriend
	Remember
	(Give a damn)
	The currency exchange rate
	At this party she’s an 8
	At the club a 7
	At my apartment a 10
	Environment dictates
	The morning after
	She may slip to a 3
	'Cause some things are better just to lust for
	(This concludes the introductory segment of the Godforbid self-help collection.)
	Hey, sleep with other races
	Help out international relations
	(For further behavioral instructions, consult the nearest strip club and/or liquor store. Thank you, and enjoy yourself.)
	(If it’s not the one you want just let it go)
	(If it’s not the one you want just let it go)
	(If it’s not the one you want just let it go)
	(This is a good country filled with good people but what good is 'good' in times like these?)

	zuo qu : Oppel, Page
	People often ask me
	" Godforbid" they say
	" You' re quite the ladies man
	What' s your secret?"
	Well
	You too can be swimmin' in women
	Afloat in seas of ovaries
	But more importantly
	Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
	You have a diamond in the rough
	Or colored contact lenses and a rough stripper named Diamond
	Lets recreate the scene make believe you' re at a table seat
	Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat
	Way beneath the apron, Maybeline
	Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
	She' s a babe, and 8 at least
	You want to push the plate of quesadillas of the table and spread them angel' s wings
	But you can' t say a thing?
	If you don' t do well with women
	They sell prescription drugs on television
	May cause loss of appetite
	Malnutrition, dizzy spells
	And different bells were ringing
	And that' s where I come in and give ' em a little extra help to get ' em
	You can' t get
	You see confidence is key when entering any situation
	In her pants
	We all have insecurities
	So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others
	But you don' t
	Hey, she' s going to somebody
	Give a damn
	So why not you
	The drunker you are
	The easier it is to get laid
	But the harder it is to
	You may have to picture what it is this month
	Whoever you' ve been think of
	The girl at the Pizza Hut
	Midgets, nuns
	What ever little miss it was
	And with a little hard work, a little luck
	If you haven' t given up
	Maybe you can get it up
	Now a is supposed to be fun
	Instant gratification, a roller coaster
	But no one wants to get stuck over and over
	Going home to the roller coaster
	It' s hard to watch your shows
	And do your homework
	And when the ride you rode is over
	It' ll cost more than a roll of quarters
	You can' t get
	Pull out
	I know how warm and good it feels
	In her pants
	But its gettin' crowded ' round here
	Please, pull out
	But you don' t
	If its not the one you want to stay with
	You can avoid the face
	Give a damn
	But not the abbreviation
	Taking payments from your paycheck
	You can do it, pull out
	Men have what I call a " Columbus Complex"
	Other people may have been there
	But we still want to feel like we discovered it
	So don' t tell the number that you done it with
	Your summers in Columbia
	When you were young and done a bunch of dumber
	Rambunctious kids
	Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
	Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts
	Now a well trimmed personal area, that' s nice
	But why' s she so ready?
	You don' t suppose
	That she never knows
	When she might show somebody?
	Now think about that before you go steady
	Or maybe at your own wedding
	You can' t get
	If she' s your girlfriend
	Leave her alone with your friends
	In her pants
	Now, I don' t expect no virgin
	But let ' em try to screw her
	If she' s flirting, or
	But you don' t
	It won' t work man
	Get rid of her
	And get yourself a new girlfriend
	Remember
	Give a damn
	The currency exchange rate
	At this party she' s an 8
	At the club a 7
	At my apartment a 10
	Environment dictates
	The morning after
	She may slip to a 3
	' Cause some things are better just to lust for
	This concludes the introductory segment of the Godforbid selfhelp collection.
	Hey, sleep with other races
	Help out international relations
	For further behavioral instructions, consult the nearest strip club and or liquor store. Thank you, and enjoy yourself.
	If it' s not the one you want just let it go
	If it' s not the one you want just let it go
	If it' s not the one you want just let it go
	This is a good country filled with good people but what good is ' good' in times like these?

	zuò qǔ : Oppel, Page
	People often ask me
	" Godforbid" they say
	" You' re quite the ladies man
	What' s your secret?"
	Well
	You too can be swimmin' in women
	Afloat in seas of ovaries
	But more importantly
	Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
	You have a diamond in the rough
	Or colored contact lenses and a rough stripper named Diamond
	Lets recreate the scene make believe you' re at a table seat
	Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat
	Way beneath the apron, Maybeline
	Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
	She' s a babe, and 8 at least
	You want to push the plate of quesadillas of the table and spread them angel' s wings
	But you can' t say a thing?
	If you don' t do well with women
	They sell prescription drugs on television
	May cause loss of appetite
	Malnutrition, dizzy spells
	And different bells were ringing
	And that' s where I come in and give ' em a little extra help to get ' em
	You can' t get
	You see confidence is key when entering any situation
	In her pants
	We all have insecurities
	So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others
	But you don' t
	Hey, she' s going to somebody
	Give a damn
	So why not you
	The drunker you are
	The easier it is to get laid
	But the harder it is to
	You may have to picture what it is this month
	Whoever you' ve been think of
	The girl at the Pizza Hut
	Midgets, nuns
	What ever little miss it was
	And with a little hard work, a little luck
	If you haven' t given up
	Maybe you can get it up
	Now a is supposed to be fun
	Instant gratification, a roller coaster
	But no one wants to get stuck over and over
	Going home to the roller coaster
	It' s hard to watch your shows
	And do your homework
	And when the ride you rode is over
	It' ll cost more than a roll of quarters
	You can' t get
	Pull out
	I know how warm and good it feels
	In her pants
	But its gettin' crowded ' round here
	Please, pull out
	But you don' t
	If its not the one you want to stay with
	You can avoid the face
	Give a damn
	But not the abbreviation
	Taking payments from your paycheck
	You can do it, pull out
	Men have what I call a " Columbus Complex"
	Other people may have been there
	But we still want to feel like we discovered it
	So don' t tell the number that you done it with
	Your summers in Columbia
	When you were young and done a bunch of dumber
	Rambunctious kids
	Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
	Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts
	Now a well trimmed personal area, that' s nice
	But why' s she so ready?
	You don' t suppose
	That she never knows
	When she might show somebody?
	Now think about that before you go steady
	Or maybe at your own wedding
	You can' t get
	If she' s your girlfriend
	Leave her alone with your friends
	In her pants
	Now, I don' t expect no virgin
	But let ' em try to screw her
	If she' s flirting, or
	But you don' t
	It won' t work man
	Get rid of her
	And get yourself a new girlfriend
	Remember
	Give a damn
	The currency exchange rate
	At this party she' s an 8
	At the club a 7
	At my apartment a 10
	Environment dictates
	The morning after
	She may slip to a 3
	' Cause some things are better just to lust for
	This concludes the introductory segment of the Godforbid selfhelp collection.
	Hey, sleep with other races
	Help out international relations
	For further behavioral instructions, consult the nearest strip club and or liquor store. Thank you, and enjoy yourself.
	If it' s not the one you want just let it go
	If it' s not the one you want just let it go
	If it' s not the one you want just let it go
	This is a good country filled with good people but what good is ' good' in times like these?

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