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Tropical air helps us harvest all year |
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And serves to promote the vitamin |
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C content |
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In turn yielding greater demand |
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Pineapple: |
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Got to send a case to the city jail |
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The warden likes it because it won't conceal |
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Any sort of handmade weapons |
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That are baked right into their buns |
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And the taste is delectable |
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But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout |
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Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple fulfills every need |
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Pineapple: shares are gonna divide |
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Pineapple: if in us you confide |
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Got a contract for all of the schools |
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They will use it for all of their meals |
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Sure, the kids will throw it real far ' |
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Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar |
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But you know it don't stain so bad |
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But won't the fling it at a friend and then shout |
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Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me |
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Pineapple: it's filled with vitamin |
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C Pineapple: fulfills every need |
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Pineapple: to all the ships at sea |
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Pineapple: for the |
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English at tea |
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Pineapple: to the |
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Siamese twins |
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Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned |
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Ship some to the |
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Alpine skiing team |
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The coach won't have to worry 'bout the calories |
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Sure it ain't strudel (they're nice) |
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But it helps your balance on ice |
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Puts you back on the winning trail |
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But don't the players moan and groan and then shout: |
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Pineapple: we get it every old night |
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Pineapple: but we're winning all right |
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Pineapple fulfills every need |
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Pineapple: shares are gonna divide |
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Pineapple: if in us you confide |
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Pineapple fulfills every need |
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Pineapple: upward trends are foreseen |
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Pineapple: so invest in |
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Big P Pineapple fulfills every need |
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Pineapple: and the tins can be used |
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Pineapple: for anything that you choose |
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Pineapple, pineapple |
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We'll jet you there, breathe the |
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Hawaiian air |
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Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife |
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So visit our factory soon |
