| Song | Pretending To Be Drunk |
| Artist | Sparks |
| Album | Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Mael, Mael | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| A little change in character, pretending to be drunk | |
| You think | |
| I am weak and feeble | |
| You think | |
| I'm a bore | |
| When you drag me to a party | |
| Soon I'm out the door | |
| Next time | |
| I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| A bit of "I have lived and loved", | |
| I'm pretending to be drunk | |
| You say I could use some swagger | |
| You say toughen up | |
| I am rigid as a board | |
| You tell me loosen up | |
| I'm so loose and | |
| I'm so tough | |
| That I can barely move | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk | |
| I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk | |
| You an take me to the soiree | |
| And be proud of me | |
| Everyone will be impressed | |
| I'll pas out on you knee | |
| Now I am so continental, they think that it's nice | |
| Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
| zuo ci : Mael, Mael | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| A little change in character, pretending to be drunk | |
| You think | |
| I am weak and feeble | |
| You think | |
| I' m a bore | |
| When you drag me to a party | |
| Soon I' m out the door | |
| Next time | |
| I' ll portray a suave sophisticated hunk | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| A bit of " I have lived and loved", | |
| I' m pretending to be drunk | |
| You say I could use some swagger | |
| You say toughen up | |
| I am rigid as a board | |
| You tell me loosen up | |
| I' m so loose and | |
| I' m so tough | |
| That I can barely move | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk | |
| I' ve lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk | |
| You an take me to the soiree | |
| And be proud of me | |
| Everyone will be impressed | |
| I' ll pas out on you knee | |
| Now I am so continental, they think that it' s nice | |
| Think I' ll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
| zuò cí : Mael, Mael | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| A little change in character, pretending to be drunk | |
| You think | |
| I am weak and feeble | |
| You think | |
| I' m a bore | |
| When you drag me to a party | |
| Soon I' m out the door | |
| Next time | |
| I' ll portray a suave sophisticated hunk | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| A bit of " I have lived and loved", | |
| I' m pretending to be drunk | |
| You say I could use some swagger | |
| You say toughen up | |
| I am rigid as a board | |
| You tell me loosen up | |
| I' m so loose and | |
| I' m so tough | |
| That I can barely move | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk | |
| You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk | |
| I' ve lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk | |
| You an take me to the soiree | |
| And be proud of me | |
| Everyone will be impressed | |
| I' ll pas out on you knee | |
| Now I am so continental, they think that it' s nice | |
| Think I' ll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life | |
| That is what | |
| I had intended, pretending to be drunk |