Weenie Ride

Weenie Ride Lyrics

Song Weenie Ride
Artist Steel Panther
Album Balls Out
Download Image LRC TXT
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[00:06.41] I want to tell you 'bout something fun
[00:09.66] So I wrote you this song
[00:13.10] If you've ever been to Disneyland
[00:16.29] You know the lines can be real long
[00:20.22] But I got a ride that the b*tches love
[00:23.16] And you won't have to wait at all
[00:26.66] All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
[00:29.54] And give sexy Michael Starr a call
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[00:33.54] I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
[00:36.91] Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
[00:40.10] It's scary like a roller coaster
[00:42.10] It will stretch you out so wide
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[00:46.72] Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
[00:50.10] Hold on tight cause I'm coming inside
[00:53.35] It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide
[00:58.66] It's a weenie ride
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[01:06.42] I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
[01:10.04] And better than the Monkey bars
[01:13.04] You can take it on the couch or your water bed
[01:16.47] Or in the back of your Daddy's car
[01:19.97] And it's open all day, night time too, seven f*cking days a week
[01:26.47] It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak
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[01:33.66] So put that snatch on a weenie ride
[01:36.79] Ride her face down or on your side
[01:40.04] You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
[01:43.11] When some leverage is applied
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[01:46.87] Open your legs for a weenie ride
[01:49.99] You won't be the first to see it and cry
[01:53.55] Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
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[01:59.06] It's a weenie ride
[02:03.18] Oh yeah
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[02:26.81] Scream for me
[02:30.00] Scream out in ecstasy!
[02:33.07] Honey, once you've tried the weenie ride
[02:36.63] You're never gonna be the same
[02:39.94] Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?
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[02:50.13] Step right up for a weenie ride
[02:53.37] It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
[02:56.81] Oops, I think I got a little DNA
[02:59.88] All over your backside
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[03:03.13] Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
[03:06.63] You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
[03:10.00] Even with a big ol' Muff you won't get denied
[03:15.38] For the weenie ride
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[03:22.31] Ooh
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[03:30.31] Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:34.31] It's a weenie ride
[03:35.99] Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:40.75] Come spread your thighs
[03:42.56] Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:50.25] Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[03:54.12] It's a weenie ride
[03:56.87] Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[04:00.69] It's a weenie ride, yeah
[04:03.68] Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
[04:06.62] Baby, baby, baby
[04:09.43] It's a weenie ride
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