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Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob |
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Tryin' to find some life in the waste land |
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Finally found a program, gonna deal with |
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Mary JaneReady for a trip into hate land |
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Obnoxious |
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Joe comes on a screen |
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Along with his guest self-righteous |
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SamAnd one more guy who doesn't count |
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His hair and clothes are too far out |
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While pushin' back his glasses |
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Sam is sayin' casually, "I was elected by the masses" |
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And with that in mind he starts to unwind |
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A vicious attack on the finest of grasses |
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Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam) |
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And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam) |
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It will hook your |
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Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam) |
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All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright) |
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Misinformation |
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Sam and Joe are feeding to the nation |
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But the one who didn't count, counted them out |
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By exposing all their false quotations |
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Faced by a very awkward situation |
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This is all he'd say to save the day |
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Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam) |
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And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam) |
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It will hook your |
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Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam) |
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All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright) |
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You waste my coin |
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Sam, all you can |
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To jail my fellow man |
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For smoking all the noble weed |
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You need much more than him |
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You've been telling lies so long |
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Some believe they're true |
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So they close their eyes to things |
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You have no right to do |
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Just as soon as you are gone |
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Hope will start to climb |
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Please don't stay around too long |
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You're wasting precious time |
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Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam) |
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And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam) |
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It will hook your |
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Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam) |
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All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright) |
