| Things were going pretty smoothly | |
| You pulled all the right manoeuvres | |
| We were sitting on my bed engaged in underwear removal | |
| You look better with your clothes off | |
| I loved your skinny shoulders | |
| But the problem with you, boy, is that you talk too much | |
| Did he really say "baby, now I'm heading south"? | |
| Funny, I was almost there, | |
| And then he opened his mouth | |
| OK, let's go, | |
| You what? | |
| Oh no | |
| Just get on with it and cut out all the theory | |
| Wanna feel what you're doing, | |
| Not hear the commentary | |
| And no it's so not hot when you start speaking sleazy | |
| So talk to the left 'cause the right hand's busy | |
| Yes I was liking that sensation | |
| Didn't need an explanation | |
| There's a time and a place for scientific conversation | |
| I know you think it's dirty but I'd rather hear you work it | |
| 'cause the problem with you, boy, is that you talk too much | |
| Did he really say "baby, now I'm heading south"? | |
| Funny, I was almost there, | |
| And then he opened his mouth | |
| Get on the floor | |
| Be quiet, | |
| No more | |
| Just get on with it and cut out all the theory | |
| Wanna feel what you're doing, | |
| Not hear the commentary | |
| And no it's so not hot when you start speaking sleazy | |
| So talk to the left 'cause the right hand's busy | |
| Just get on with it and cut out all the theory | |
| Wanna feel what you're doing | |
| Not hear the commentary | |
| And no it's so not hot when you start speaking sleazy | |
| So talk to the left 'cause the right hand's busy | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby, 'cause the right hand's busy | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby, 'cause the right hand's busy | |
| Talk to the left hand, baby, 'cause the right hand's busy |