| Song | Mixer At Delta Chi |
| Artist | Stephen Lynch |
| Album | The Craig Machine |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Lynch | |
| Mixer At Delta | |
| Chi - Stephen | |
| Lynch It's | |
| College time again | |
| September's almost here | |
| Hanging with freshmen girls | |
| Frat party kegs of beer | |
| I see a girl | |
| I'm wanting mixer at | |
| Delta Chi we take some oxycontin | |
| Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as | |
| I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait professor this wasn't on the syllabus | |
| I'm the bad professor | |
| I'm the bad professor | |
| A tenured titty caresser | |
| I'm a bad, bad man | |
| Tutor her at my apartment turns into a slow dance | |
| Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants | |
| I love her student body | |
| She wants a better grade | |
| I say if you roll over | |
| I'll throw in financial aid | |
| I hope you've boned up for your midterm | |
| If you want, | |
| I can help you cram | |
| Don't give a shit about the essay test | |
| So let's skip it and get to the oral exam | |
| I'm a bad professor that's a blow job reference | |
| I'm a bad professor | |
| Your money's on the dresser | |
| I'm a bad, bad man |
| zuo qu : Lynch | |
| Mixer At Delta | |
| Chi Stephen | |
| Lynch It' s | |
| College time again | |
| September' s almost here | |
| Hanging with freshmen girls | |
| Frat party kegs of beer | |
| I see a girl | |
| I' m wanting mixer at | |
| Delta Chi we take some oxycontin | |
| Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as | |
| I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait professor this wasn' t on the syllabus | |
| I' m the bad professor | |
| I' m the bad professor | |
| A tenured titty caresser | |
| I' m a bad, bad man | |
| Tutor her at my apartment turns into a slow dance | |
| Hey baby, what' s your minor got your major in my pants | |
| I love her student body | |
| She wants a better grade | |
| I say if you roll over | |
| I' ll throw in financial aid | |
| I hope you' ve boned up for your midterm | |
| If you want, | |
| I can help you cram | |
| Don' t give a shit about the essay test | |
| So let' s skip it and get to the oral exam | |
| I' m a bad professor that' s a blow job reference | |
| I' m a bad professor | |
| Your money' s on the dresser | |
| I' m a bad, bad man |
| zuò qǔ : Lynch | |
| Mixer At Delta | |
| Chi Stephen | |
| Lynch It' s | |
| College time again | |
| September' s almost here | |
| Hanging with freshmen girls | |
| Frat party kegs of beer | |
| I see a girl | |
| I' m wanting mixer at | |
| Delta Chi we take some oxycontin | |
| Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as | |
| I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait professor this wasn' t on the syllabus | |
| I' m the bad professor | |
| I' m the bad professor | |
| A tenured titty caresser | |
| I' m a bad, bad man | |
| Tutor her at my apartment turns into a slow dance | |
| Hey baby, what' s your minor got your major in my pants | |
| I love her student body | |
| She wants a better grade | |
| I say if you roll over | |
| I' ll throw in financial aid | |
| I hope you' ve boned up for your midterm | |
| If you want, | |
| I can help you cram | |
| Don' t give a shit about the essay test | |
| So let' s skip it and get to the oral exam | |
| I' m a bad professor that' s a blow job reference | |
| I' m a bad professor | |
| Your money' s on the dresser | |
| I' m a bad, bad man |